The Chateau Diaries Church Of Stephinology
All Play, No completed Work makes Lalande a guaranteed ruin/Money Pit..
title to long ... shortened to fit
Congratulations @TheWeeDonkey
Thank you @Hercule P for compiling a Chateau dictionary! and updates
Thanks to @ploppityplop2 for the intro.
Thanks to @MojoDublin and @Rory for Glossaries.
Thanks to @NotAChatelaine for Tattle.Life Word of The Day
Honourable Mention @Gibson Now Resident Q
CD - The Chateau Diaries
Tarts boudoir - Chateau de Lalande
HMN - heap in the middle of nowhere
Flat 34B - bolt hole SJ
LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie (b.1975)
SSB- She Who Shouts from the balcony, SJ
QBC- Queen of bed chambers - SJ
MB - Madame Boneyparts -SJ
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
Fanny - Stephanie Jarvis
MMAF - Mad Man's Arse Face, i.e. mummy
Mini Apron - Isabelle Jarvis (nee Biggio, b.1942) married 1962/3 to Derek Jarvis, widowed 2009, married to Percy Atfield year???
Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Cinder-Ruth- MPotts current squeeze Ruth Kelly (b.1981)
Nitti/Nutty - Nati Oliveto
Floral Roadkill (FRK / RK) - Marie Wiik (b.1991)
BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip Janssen
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
UH - Uriah Heep - Philip
Renfield - Philip
MP/MP2/MPK - Michael Petherick (b.1986)
MOLD: Man Of LOST Design - Michael Petherick
Crybaby - Michael Petherick
Sir Trotter BDSM - Michael Petherick
Teabag Trotter - Michael Petherick
Master - Swedish director of Elias Truedsson
BS - Billy Spielberg - Billy Petherick (b.1988)
Trotter, Petherdick - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sherrie Petherick
Pa Trotter - Mr Petherick Esq
PILF: The only Petherick I'd like to be filmed with - Pa 'Mick' Trotter
Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin) from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Jumpsuit Jill - rabid serial deletor of unfan comments on premier chat - Jill Scott, New Zealand
Donegals - Limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info
Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
“BuyMeACoffee” - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)
MBNS;GF - more boring narc stuff; gimme facts
PSDFHB - princess shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants
Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters
Thanks to @Rory for the SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:
1. Gregory Francis Mannion Clark - Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24??? (wedding registered in July 1999, she was 23 at the time)
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Open relationship in the end. Buys Chateau 2005 during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (otherwise known as Nordic Weirdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Daniel Hengeveld (nicknamed Druggy Daniel, because of his not so secret habits. IJ was furious about that romance and the fact that he introduced narcotics into the shat-o. Christmas 2016)
10. Various volunteers ad nauseum (bread oven guy Walton, Christian We etc.)
11. BJJ (any port in a storm, eh Stephanie?)
Tattle.Life Word of the day
'snollygoster' (19th century): an individual guided by personal gain rather than by principles.
‘ingordigiousness’: extreme greed; an insatiable desire for wealth at any cost.
Château dictionary
BasMinger: Château de Basmaignée/aka Trotter Towers, the spin off Vlogs of the Trotters. @Jeeves
Begmania: château de Basmaignée @Le Comte de Monte Cristo
Cadge: Cadeaux at the Châteaux' channel @Definitely Maybe
Dadification: The attribution of Derek's nature or characteristics at each and every opportunity. @Jeeves
(a) Derek, to be a Derek: someone who is obsessed with boobs @Gibson
(a) Fouquet: as in to pull a Fouquet. The act of using public funds to finance once lavish lifestyle, in honour of the Great Nicolas Fouquet, Louis the XIV’s finance minister and builder of celebrated Château of Vaux-le-Vicomte (the most ostentatious Château of its time, pre-dating the Versailles renovations) who finished his life in jail being accused by the King of mismanagement of funds. @justcommonsense
GAG: Grab a Gift @Mrs O
Gustavo: male prostitute with expensive tastes @Hercule P
High Priestess Skankadankadingdong: SJ's name @lalablahblah
Madrid syndrom: stricto sensu, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive hotel in the middle of a pandemy
Flexible version, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive place @Hercule P
Petherfending: defending Petherick @Joy no toile
Selmobile: Selmar’s camper-van vehicle of love and adventure @Princess and the Pea or @Gibson ?????
Spored: bored with Spode, I am so spored right now, or Diesel is spored; he wants his old dog dish back. @ProfessorPlum
Stephanese: What would be your definition? @mummydearest
Stephfending: when I actually do feel the need to defend SJ. @Milre
Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum
Trolliosis: a debilitating condition caused by Tattlers asking questions or making observations relating to grifting @lalablahblah
To Versailles: to behave like Marie-Antoinette (Sofia Coppola’s dancing, dressing-up, gambling, romanticising nature version of Marie-Antoinette) As in They Versailled again all night yesterday! @justcommonsense
To Versailles up: to make Versailles-inspired design choices that, depending on taste and budget, may result in a nouveau-riche or tat-like look. As in They Versailled up the entrance, it looks [insert preferred adjective]! @justcommonsense
ArtWork @Linus
ARTWORK @Linus
Congratulations to @Gibson
Dear children,
Are we sitting comfortably ? Well, as you can see by this picture, the lady is very comfortable sat on the back of a pig!
Here is her story.
One day the Chatelaine (That's a posh French word for alazy lady who owns a big Chateau in the middle of nowhere) had been to have her hair especially curled and she was feeling bored and unloved.
All around her, there was music playing. Now normally she was dressed very conservatively(that means she liked to cover up) and sing in Church. She was beloved by everyone when she sang.
Except children she hadn't got a man. She had animals, she was beautiful once and had a talent, but now that talent had gone. What could this poor lady do?
Along came two lesbians (from the island of lesbos) they liked to photograph people without their clothes on.
The Chatelaine, immediately said 'My daddy does that but instead he paints naked ladies and men!'
"I have an idea because i like to blow my own trumpet. I will get naked and blow hard...surely this will attract some attention?"
The two ladies got very excited.
"We should reflect everything going on though, how should i do this?"
"Lets add a lot of farm animals in the mix. The intelligencia, will immediately think it reflects 'Orwellian animal farm' the peasants will just have a filthy mind. Now just sit on the pig, open wide and blow!"
So what is the lesson learned here children ?
Never trust someone who entices you to pose naked with farm animals and never trust a peasant or lesbian photographers with filthy minds.
Also, sadly for the Chatelaine ,her curly hair drooped and she never attracted the right man. All she got was...well that's a tale for another day.
POST OF THE LAST THREAD
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE JOINT WINNERS
@Green Fairy
@chillijam
@Green Fairy
Active Member
Tuesday at 11:16 PM
BJJ was planting the plants directly into the pots. This is a no-no as there's no drainage and the roots will rot. The ceramic pots are called cachepots. The word cachepot is French from the French verb cacher, meaning "to hide". Cachepots are vase-like containers to aesthetically hide a growing pot holding the plant itself to provide greenery indoors. So you repot the plant into a bigger pot, then place it in the cachepot.
Also what was all that nonsense twirling about in the attic in her red nightie? And taking down ceilings in rooms already done, for the sake of some tatty brown painted beams? She's insane and I hope her patrons call her out because that is just taking the piss with the money they donate. By all means have a little section of the attic showing those beams for posterity, but let's not waste money hiring an expert in the field to do a survey, then possibly destroying some rooms.
And also Dan/Kirsty could you please do some weeding in the fountain beds? It looks terrible.
And I'm speechless about the downstairs loo. Stupid to have put up the chandelier and Venetian mirror but did no-one think to wrap them in something. They're filthy. Good work from Selmar but could he not have contrived to put the fossils stone somewhere else but under the toilet?
Really frustrated with the stupidity of most of tonight's vlog.
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chillijam
Well-known member
Wednesday at 7:46 AM
Watching, with pain, the manic madness of this latest vlog, I can only applaud Ian the builder who has obviously worked out how to maximise and seriously extend his 'work'. He'll be there for ever given the endless so called treasures that are being found, requiring re-work and re-doing constantly. Fair play Ian
Also, watching a 50 something man wrestle with huge planks on his own, while the 24 yr old baby ponces about doing nothing makes my blood boil. How about a bit of help, or is anything over the weight of a fork too much?
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All Play, No completed Work makes Lalande a guaranteed ruin/Money Pit..
title to long ... shortened to fit
Congratulations @TheWeeDonkey
Thank you @Hercule P for compiling a Chateau dictionary! and updates
Thanks to @ploppityplop2 for the intro.
Thanks to @MojoDublin and @Rory for Glossaries.
Thanks to @NotAChatelaine for Tattle.Life Word of The Day
Honourable Mention @Gibson Now Resident Q
CD - The Chateau Diaries
Tarts boudoir - Chateau de Lalande
HMN - heap in the middle of nowhere
Flat 34B - bolt hole SJ
LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie (b.1975)
SSB- She Who Shouts from the balcony, SJ
QBC- Queen of bed chambers - SJ
MB - Madame Boneyparts -SJ
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
Fanny - Stephanie Jarvis
MMAF - Mad Man's Arse Face, i.e. mummy
Mini Apron - Isabelle Jarvis (nee Biggio, b.1942) married 1962/3 to Derek Jarvis, widowed 2009, married to Percy Atfield year???
Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Cinder-Ruth- MPotts current squeeze Ruth Kelly (b.1981)
Nitti/Nutty - Nati Oliveto
Floral Roadkill (FRK / RK) - Marie Wiik (b.1991)
BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip Janssen
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
UH - Uriah Heep - Philip
Renfield - Philip
MP/MP2/MPK - Michael Petherick (b.1986)
MOLD: Man Of LOST Design - Michael Petherick
Crybaby - Michael Petherick
Sir Trotter BDSM - Michael Petherick
Teabag Trotter - Michael Petherick
Master - Swedish director of Elias Truedsson
BS - Billy Spielberg - Billy Petherick (b.1988)
Trotter, Petherdick - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sherrie Petherick
Pa Trotter - Mr Petherick Esq
PILF: The only Petherick I'd like to be filmed with - Pa 'Mick' Trotter
Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin) from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Jumpsuit Jill - rabid serial deletor of unfan comments on premier chat - Jill Scott, New Zealand
Donegals - Limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info
Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
“BuyMeACoffee” - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)
MBNS;GF - more boring narc stuff; gimme facts
PSDFHB - princess shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants
Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters
Thanks to @Rory for the SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:
1. Gregory Francis Mannion Clark - Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24??? (wedding registered in July 1999, she was 23 at the time)
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Open relationship in the end. Buys Chateau 2005 during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (otherwise known as Nordic Weirdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Daniel Hengeveld (nicknamed Druggy Daniel, because of his not so secret habits. IJ was furious about that romance and the fact that he introduced narcotics into the shat-o. Christmas 2016)
10. Various volunteers ad nauseum (bread oven guy Walton, Christian We etc.)
11. BJJ (any port in a storm, eh Stephanie?)
Tattle.Life Word of the day
'snollygoster' (19th century): an individual guided by personal gain rather than by principles.
‘ingordigiousness’: extreme greed; an insatiable desire for wealth at any cost.
Château dictionary
BasMinger: Château de Basmaignée/aka Trotter Towers, the spin off Vlogs of the Trotters. @Jeeves
Begmania: château de Basmaignée @Le Comte de Monte Cristo
Cadge: Cadeaux at the Châteaux' channel @Definitely Maybe
Dadification: The attribution of Derek's nature or characteristics at each and every opportunity. @Jeeves
(a) Derek, to be a Derek: someone who is obsessed with boobs @Gibson
(a) Fouquet: as in to pull a Fouquet. The act of using public funds to finance once lavish lifestyle, in honour of the Great Nicolas Fouquet, Louis the XIV’s finance minister and builder of celebrated Château of Vaux-le-Vicomte (the most ostentatious Château of its time, pre-dating the Versailles renovations) who finished his life in jail being accused by the King of mismanagement of funds. @justcommonsense
GAG: Grab a Gift @Mrs O
Gustavo: male prostitute with expensive tastes @Hercule P
High Priestess Skankadankadingdong: SJ's name @lalablahblah
Madrid syndrom: stricto sensu, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive hotel in the middle of a pandemy
Flexible version, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive place @Hercule P
Petherfending: defending Petherick @Joy no toile
Selmobile: Selmar’s camper-van vehicle of love and adventure @Princess and the Pea or @Gibson ?????
Spored: bored with Spode, I am so spored right now, or Diesel is spored; he wants his old dog dish back. @ProfessorPlum
Stephanese: What would be your definition? @mummydearest
Stephfending: when I actually do feel the need to defend SJ. @Milre
Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum
Trolliosis: a debilitating condition caused by Tattlers asking questions or making observations relating to grifting @lalablahblah
To Versailles: to behave like Marie-Antoinette (Sofia Coppola’s dancing, dressing-up, gambling, romanticising nature version of Marie-Antoinette) As in They Versailled again all night yesterday! @justcommonsense
To Versailles up: to make Versailles-inspired design choices that, depending on taste and budget, may result in a nouveau-riche or tat-like look. As in They Versailled up the entrance, it looks [insert preferred adjective]! @justcommonsense
ArtWork @Linus
ARTWORK @Linus
Congratulations to @Gibson
Dear children,
Are we sitting comfortably ? Well, as you can see by this picture, the lady is very comfortable sat on the back of a pig!
Here is her story.
One day the Chatelaine (That's a posh French word for a
All around her, there was music playing. Now normally she was dressed very conservatively(that means she liked to cover up) and sing in Church. She was beloved by everyone when she sang.
Except children she hadn't got a man. She had animals, she was beautiful once and had a talent, but now that talent had gone. What could this poor lady do?
Along came two lesbians (from the island of lesbos) they liked to photograph people without their clothes on.
The Chatelaine, immediately said 'My daddy does that but instead he paints naked ladies and men!'
"I have an idea because i like to blow my own trumpet. I will get naked and blow hard...surely this will attract some attention?"
The two ladies got very excited.
"We should reflect everything going on though, how should i do this?"
"Lets add a lot of farm animals in the mix. The intelligencia, will immediately think it reflects 'Orwellian animal farm' the peasants will just have a filthy mind. Now just sit on the pig, open wide and blow!"
So what is the lesson learned here children ?
Never trust someone who entices you to pose naked with farm animals and never trust a peasant or lesbian photographers with filthy minds.
Also, sadly for the Chatelaine ,her curly hair drooped and she never attracted the right man. All she got was...well that's a tale for another day.
POST OF THE LAST THREAD
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE JOINT WINNERS
@Green Fairy
@chillijam
@Green Fairy
Active Member
Tuesday at 11:16 PM
BJJ was planting the plants directly into the pots. This is a no-no as there's no drainage and the roots will rot. The ceramic pots are called cachepots. The word cachepot is French from the French verb cacher, meaning "to hide". Cachepots are vase-like containers to aesthetically hide a growing pot holding the plant itself to provide greenery indoors. So you repot the plant into a bigger pot, then place it in the cachepot.
Also what was all that nonsense twirling about in the attic in her red nightie? And taking down ceilings in rooms already done, for the sake of some tatty brown painted beams? She's insane and I hope her patrons call her out because that is just taking the piss with the money they donate. By all means have a little section of the attic showing those beams for posterity, but let's not waste money hiring an expert in the field to do a survey, then possibly destroying some rooms.
And also Dan/Kirsty could you please do some weeding in the fountain beds? It looks terrible.
And I'm speechless about the downstairs loo. Stupid to have put up the chandelier and Venetian mirror but did no-one think to wrap them in something. They're filthy. Good work from Selmar but could he not have contrived to put the fossils stone somewhere else but under the toilet?
Really frustrated with the stupidity of most of tonight's vlog.
All (35) Like (27) Heart (8)
chillijam
Well-known member
Wednesday at 7:46 AM
Watching, with pain, the manic madness of this latest vlog, I can only applaud Ian the builder who has obviously worked out how to maximise and seriously extend his 'work'. He'll be there for ever given the endless so called treasures that are being found, requiring re-work and re-doing constantly. Fair play Ian
Also, watching a 50 something man wrestle with huge planks on his own, while the 24 yr old baby ponces about doing nothing makes my blood boil. How about a bit of help, or is anything over the weight of a fork too much?
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