The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

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I don't think Sweeny Todd was all that bothered . And, as history tells us, meat pies in victorian times were questionable! Just like the Bamboo Garden in Guildford! And shithole de liarsland. Maybe the guest-fans would eat anything to feel full up.
 
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Potty the little shit also looks like James Nesbitt just saying do you agree?
NO. And I just had to remind myself who James Nesbitt is. As I said before, I think he bares a striking resemblance to Jordan Prentice but without the talent. And a bit more height...
 
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I didn't question her, but I was really surprised at the hostile responses to those who did.. Then in the end when she was being cunty I did say something but at that point it seemed she'd either been hacked or had been fooling us all along.
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That would make it even more ridiculous 75 euro for a saucer full of nothing and bring your own wine.......classic
They provide their own birthday cakes too, otherwise they get a firework in the worlds teeniest lemon meringue..
 
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I didn't realise we were putting in dibbs on @HalcyonOrganic 's leftovers! I'm going to need some support and succour in a few weeks after my knee op. I'd like to be noted for top row middle OR middle row left. Thank you kindly.
I was going to choose him originally, till I spotted sleepy guy... who frankly, I could climb like a tree!
 
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I was going to choose him originally, till I spotted sleepy guy... who frankly, I could climb like a tree!
I don't think I'll be able to climb stairs for a few weeks after the op, let alone Mr Sleepy! I was thinking of something more... spiritual
 
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Never let on if you like anyone there, she gets rid of them if they become popular..
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... maybe the staff decided that they no longer want to eat with Fanny and Phiphi?
Absolutely Amaury and Nutti decided that, but I can't imagine Grant wouldn't have joined in if he'd been included... Dan used to when he lived there..
 
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I see I called it right.
Except for Stephanie and her family, there is literally no one related to that chateau that I dislike more than Brenda. NOBODY.
For me it was always Dan. I heartily disliked him the moment I laid eyes on him. He's a poor excuse for a man, with no redeeming features whatsoever. I have always felt that he was sly, even more so than Snorts, and that's saying something! However, I overcame my dislike of Dan by simply pretending he's dead. Dead, buried and forgotten. It works for me, and it works well. After hitting the "don't recommend channel" option on YouTube, he doesn't come into my orbit at all. It's lovely!
 
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Self preservation at everyone else's expense
 
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