The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

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I gather that guests have been bringing wine on a number of recent filmed-for-flog guest dinners. Is this Despicable fanny sidestepping the licensing laws? Could also be that the guests realise just how bad the tepid, in decanters, bag-in-box wine is. Forewarned is forearmed and all that.
 
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That would’ve been the infamous Isabelle6541, she of the group of legal eagles that were going to descend on the first patron days and haul Fanny off to the Bastille! She was trying to convince Clara Burnett to meet up and join forces. In reality it was derailing while attempting to destroy the only real inside source this forum had. We did that well enough on our own, driving Clara off ourselves.
 
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To be fair Clara although I miss her did make this forum not too pleasant she was a tad despotic
 
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Doesn't dishpan-Dave have a partner? A family? Another business, a campsite? Or am I confusing him with someone else? Recently he always seems to be in the flogs! It was only occasionally you saw him before. Despicable fanny is so desperate for content she'll film someone washing up. She even filmed Thrush vacuuming the teeny, tiny studio in Le Cap before they left! Definitely desperate.
 
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After rubbing the pork with seasoning with her ungloved hands, Marie was then reaching for something behind the kettle without washing her hands beforehand. It was reminiscent of Fanny doing something similar a while back. I hate to disagree but I don't think Marie is very hygienic; she wipes her nose with her hands; touches her hair, and, yes, she and Fanny are endlessly rubbing cakes, etc., with their hands. I don't think they wash hands between handling Ratso and then touching food, either. I wouldn't eat or drink anything at that place.
 
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My God they look greasy and unkept! Could they not at least shower and wash their hair before squeezing their ample bods into those cheap, tacky costumes? Yuck
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Awww those were the days
 
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Just received a text from Ruby. He said he had a terrible stomach ache after wolfing down the dog food. In the farmyard he spied the Porsche doors had been left open to air it out the Ratso vomit smells. Ruby said he saw the opportunity to relieve himself right by the foot pedals of the car. Still feeling uncomfortable he retched up a nice slimy wet hairball he left on the passenger seat. He signed his text with a nice cat smiling emojii !
 
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What a bitch
 
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In memory of the days when we first thought justice would be swift for the Jarvis crime family
 
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Didn't we decide that it was probably the real Isabelle (IJ), maybe using her birth year and her wedding year?
 
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Snorts with vac was the most or rather ONLY work we have EVER seen him do since he arrived on the terrace.
 
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I note also that MariE knew Ruby helps himself to Lancelot’s leftovers.
I guess Marie started feeding Ruby in the kitchen because she's just a lazy sod. Most of the time no one will notice because they are either traveling, sleeping or constantly shopping.
 
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To be fair Clara although I miss her did make this forum not too pleasant she was a tad despotic
Agreed, though I think that had more to do with the taste for power she developed. When her inside info ran out and she began the stale double speak she climbed on her high horse and caught an attitude. I’ve always felt that had a lot to do with new tattlers questioning everything about Clara. Suddenly she became “she who must not be questioned”.
 
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That would make it even more ridiculous 75 euro for a saucer full of nothing and bring your own wine.......classic
 
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Recently he always seems to be in the flogs! It was only occasionally you saw him before.
Probably because she always films on the same day of the week as she is only in the land of lies for the guest dinners. And he will always work the same days.

Will Nick the Tree Guy ever return? Even though he's a bit difficult to understand, I'd rather watch him than Davy dishwasher.
 
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They're well worth going back and reading... not all at once though...
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All I thought was 'get your hands off the walls!!' I'm a Mum of boys...
 
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