The Chateau Diaries #310 What does Phillip do for a living? NOTHING!

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Many happy returns of a good day, Miss Moi. Shake it, don't break it.
 
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Another transactional visit to the Dump. Media exposure in exchange for visiting Dump and acting as “ friends” of Phillip. They look absolutely bored. They couldn’t even “ act” excited to be around Snorts.
Ruby says they are as well acquainted with Snorts as George and Amal Clooney are with Harry and Meghan.
 
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The lovely yacht chef Nina doesn’t post on YT that often but, when she does, it’s a guaranteed interesting watch. This is her latest, not afloat but a snippet of what’s she’s been up to during her latest shore leave (she now works as one of the two rotational chefs on M.Y. Loon - I think it’s 12 weeks on, 12 weeks off).

I am resisting the temptation to mention MariE’s overblown (maybe that should be overboard?) pipe dream.
 
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I've decided Grant's real role at the shitoo is to model a clean skin bald head for Pheeph. Wastes no testosterone on growing hair. And hasn't fallen into the trap of growing a big grody beard after shaving the pate.
He's also actively modelling protein generosity and was allowed to say something on camera about teaching Marie to bbq "thigh fillet" which apparently is Oz for "chicken thighs".
Nothing Fanny loves better than to film a grift in process, and having your volunteer worker rock up with €100+ worth of meat might just be the best grift of all.
 
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Just had a lovely giggle. Chateau de Pican on YouTube. They recently bought and were left all the contents, armies of cherubs as they do a house tour. I'd love to hear the commentary if they were at Lalande.
 
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What can I say... yee-ha Thank you @MRShavershamsdress that was special.
Sorry I am late to the party !
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Snorts ‘ chose’ this wedding scene ‘ painting ‘ of Daddy Dereks to display in the panelling for the best …bedroom vlog.
Tits out at a wedding. Will that be Snorts or Fanny’s?
 

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I’ve done it several times and they keep deleting it, I wish I could leave a photo comment because that would be the best
Maybe if someone from the other side of the world could leave a comment when it's the middle of the night in France, it might remain a bit longer. It's the US fans that need to see it and would be the most shocked I guess.
 
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Joyeux anniversaire @C’est moi
I hope you have had a wonderful day down south

Have been even quieter than usual on here as just out of hospital having had the bottom half of my colon removed (yes sadly a big C diagnosis a few weeks ago) But hopefully on the road to recovery now

Didn’t have the energy or headspace to read about the despicable grifter for last couple of weeks …. have just read through the last thread & surprise surprise I see nothing at all has changed.
The obsessive spending on utter tasteless useless tat continues.
Fanny launches the idea of another big plan that will never happen & the egregious lies to grab peoples money as much as she can continues.
Karma is sure as hell taking its time …….
 
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Sorry I am late to the party !
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Snorts ‘ chose’ this wedding scene ‘ painting ‘ of Daddy Dereks to display in the panelling for the best …bedroom vlog.
Tits out at a wedding. Will that be Snorts or Fanny’s?
She did not like it when people said Daddy was pervey but he had bare breasts and bottoms all over the place, not to mention the one with the used condom and now she says the chapel painting reminds her of his work. Really?!
 
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Freshly back from his travels, Uncle Dingo is stocking up on carbs. Unless he buys the meat for a baaaaarbeeeeee, the offerings at the Shitoo can’t be appealing day in day out.
 

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Sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Let’s hope you get the best care and you have a lovely rest and recovery. Hopefully, we can provide a little bit of laughter to help you make it through.
 
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Sad part was, he wasn't even having a conversation with his 'long time no see' friends, he was on his freakin' phone! Tea cups were empty and Snorts was scoffing all the biscuits.
 
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Sending healing thoughts xx
 
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