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Marie: Excerpts from her Inner Goddess book. Available to pre order at some point in the future. All credit to my patrons for paying me to provide content.
Dear Diary,
Today I had a wonderful experience. I was photographed naked! Two lovely ladies had me in allsorts of positions.I'm thrilled as all my hard work has paid off. I've been wondering round the Chateau with no bras on to help Steph. It's worked wonders for vlog views. I wonder if i should start my own. I love living at the Chateau, my flowers look great and I feel like a Goddess dressed at Isabelle's wedding.
Dear Diary,
Leaving today and going to live in the UK. I have a new job and it's all looking good. I have to bunk in with Steph's mates and I'm not keen, but need some money. I will stay positive, it will be a success. Steph loves and believes in me.
Dear Diary,
Well the UK isn't the Chateau. I'm not getting the exposure. Stuff this, I've been on Instagram for a while and Stephs fans follow me. I'm packing it in and following my dream. I am a Goddess after all.
Dear Diary,
I'm back...woohoo. Trouble is tiny pr**ck Philip has taken my place. What a $€£@#$ he is even borrowing Steph's clots [sic], and she promised them to meeee. Hate him.
Dear Diary,
They pissed me off over the wreath! I'm stuck here in this cold ffing stable whilst they are in the warmth (well not that warm) decided to post some pics hahaha. Spiders, mould and a few which will sort out a proper timeline on the vlogs. Take that Philip. Staying positive, my photos look good. Patrons and followers are up. Manifesting my dream.
Dear Diary,
My teats are getting on my nerves! I've done really well on the van fundraiser. My viewers are building up. Good job my allergies make me cry...vlog night tonight. Hehe. Inner Goddess will be out again soon.
Dear Diary,
I am in a new room. Suits me as away from those feckers, I am working hard. Some of my plants died. Dan the gardener was supposed to water them. I won't grass him up on the vlog though. Had lots of lovely comments about my teats. Working those patrons for more ideas about what to do next...they don't really have to tell me though as I have a plan.
Dear Diary,
Bridgerton party. That biatch Nati, didn't help me. I am still a Goddess and will talk about my feelings. Philip looked worse than me though, he doesn't look good in pants. Steph keeps filming his crotch. I Don't know why, except he probably tries to hide hedgehogs in there. Haha. That Canadian woman is bright orange and looks like an oompalumpa. Can't wait to launch my new stuff.
Dear Diary,
Oh yes! I posted pics of me in my underwear. The Goddess is back. My confidence is back. One up on Philip, he hasn't got his own channel and the crotchless wonder can do one. I am manifesting a new life....
Marie has been Dereked!
I totally agree with you and I apologise for my previous comment. I have huge respect for anyone who makes the effort to learn another language. All the Lalanders are very fluent, which is to be admired. I'm trying to learn Italian myself. Clearly need to engage my brain more often.Agree absolutely, and we British native speakers need to remember that there are more people speaking "offshore English" than there are native British English speakers. Language is about communication, that is the most important aspect of it. If you can communicate your needs, ideas and feelings, accuracy is not vital in speech. It is more important in written documents, especially legal ones but, in general, If people are corrected every time they make an unimportant error, they will lose confidence. To learn and use a language, you need to take the risk of making mistakes. We need to be more tolerant and make more effort to understand non-native speakers, many of whom are far more willing to learn our language than we are willing to learn theirs!
In some countries it’s the only way to say itI think you didn't get the memo about anyways. It's a real word irrigardless of what you think.
Anyways, her mannerisms annoy me, too.
Definition of ANYWAYS
anyhow, anyway; anywise; to any degree at all… See the full definitionwww.merriam-webster.com
It's just that modern linguistics doen't subscribe to the idea of correct pronunciatons. We can talk about preferred pronunciations. If people understand what is being said, then, can any pronunciation be considered a mistake?So FRK should enounciate her words correctly
Affecting a lisp or snorting like BJJ is not the Done thing
well I'm glad she can poo properly everyday now but she really doesn't seem to know how to eat gluten free.Now
Not bloated
Light
Her digestive system works
She feels great
20 kilos lighter in 2 years
She’s a fucking no mark waste of space
Marie's success story #1 is how Markle overcame her suicidal thoughts?
Also the audacity of Marie and her enabler is that she does not possess the proper educational background nor the professional expertise to be discussing someone’s mental health. The only one that she can speak for is herself. Can we say we say click bait!Marie's success story #1 is how Markle overcame her suicidal thoughts?
Even if MW were a real reporter and Markle had actually had such thoughts, instead of inventing them to screw the Queen, and would talk about them on the record to a real reporter, this spin on what is almost surely a narcissistic delusion would be a story so ass-kissingly creepy the only media which would publish it are the ones with no credibility and no shame. And really expensive lawyers.
It's not exactly trolling, but it is part of that universe in which ideas with no correlative to reality are deployed to sell.
Markle's accusations against the palace hierarchy denying her help in suicide mediation smell like actionable libel. Once that investigation by the palace is finished, I predict there will be legal action against Markle, possibly of a cease and desist nature, with the threat of forcing her into court to testify about the truth of her suicidal thoughts. (Charles/William/the Queen are adamant that none of them can speak to Harry again privately without Harry's blabbing to Gayle King et al: big trouble for Markle if she's lying. The RF are moving toward a position of saying talk to my lawyer when Harry phones.)
There's something fundamentally wrong with a thought process in which spinning, embroidering, enabling and amplifying a narcissist's soul-murdering lie is seen and peddled as a success story.* It kind of goes with somebody skimming the goodies out of the food boxes.
Markle, as a black woman, may well have experienced suicidal thoughts and have been rebuffed when she asked for help. I fully support this narrative and don't question it. It is a profound accusation against the monarchy and deserves thorough legal investigation and accountability.
But (1)long experience with narcs, (2) Markle's tale of going to HR for suicide mediation, combined with (3) the numerous falsehoods (4) disproved via public record that she and Harry told during the Oprah interview, tell me that legit racial discrimination in suicide mediation is not the case with Markle. The jury on this cesspit matter is very much out.
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*Trump's Art of the Deal ghost writer Tony Schwartz still feels guilty about putting the lipstick on the pig.
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Indeed. There were many complaints about this, but in summer it’s less of a problem. Since she used to be away in winter it was not worth it to fix it.Isn't the old part/wing where B&B rooms are?
Did she not say channel 4? I assumed it’s ETTC DIY again, or under the new name, is it Chateau DIY?Just a hunch. BJJ, Selmar and Andie all Dutch... I could see the Boy Wonder BJJ, pitching a TV show. Maybe that's why he returned home early this year?
What I don't understand is why would you try to clean tiles on videos with 5K viewers and thousands of stakeholders on whose money you depend without Googling it? Powerwashing and soaking have got to be the two methods either not mentioned or specifically warned against. The big patreons who did not freak and reconsider their donations when they saw the panelling being stashed in the guano room must be out of their minds.Not only are they reading here, like you said, but by now she is taking most of her cues from us. Yesterdays content was basically scripted by Tattle, partly to refute ongoing discussions, but mostly I get the impression she's running out of ideas herself and loves to use ours, like she's always using other peoples ideas and work. What she doesn't seem to realize is that her way of executing it only confirms our wildest fantasies about the place. The moving around garbage from one shed to another without taking care of proper storage, the endless nonsense she spits out talking about going to work, without ever getting anything done...it all just ratifies her incapability. But that's okay, morons tend to dig their own graves and she will only have herself to blame when that happens, even though I feel another sob-vlog coming up on how over-worked she is from holding the high pressure cleaner.
I just grossed myself out, but laughed, title for the next Tattle tranche: Teabagging the Tiles.It's a method used in first-aid.
hopefully he takes a more Attenborough approach per my advice. Babytalk is reserved for when you're talking TO thePhil should get a job at a zoo....but only at the information desk. Tell the kids the names of every stuffed animal in the gift shop! Gag me! She promised another cringe worthy Woodland Watch on Tuesday.
Haha, that's what I thought, too. I would tell my 11 year son to either lay the table for dinner or go out and carry those tiles upstairs. And he would not choose laying the table since it's more fun to get dirty and he would be finished till dinnertime. It's ridiculous to see them. It took them 30 min just to get the gloves. What's up with people when they don't feel embarrassed to show the world that they are useless, but even earn money with this kind of work ethic?I hope she did not soak those tiles for days as she mentioned. They will take eons of time to dry out!
The thin, square tiles they found were obviously NOT floor tiles but probably wall tiles at one time.
And the green paint that BJJ found on the tiles was obviously paint that someone got on the tiles when painting a wall near the floor tiles once upon a time.
The doors he wants to use in the new apartments are in pieces!
Obviously those 2 love birds have done very little manual labor in their life. Gosh, my boys could put a roof on a house if they needed to...and they are ALL in tech or management jobs.
BJJ's grandparents must have raised him just having tea parties by the piano...which is fine ...until you go out in the real world and need to function as a contributing member of society.
Phil should get a job at a zoo....but only at the information desk. Tell the kids the names of every stuffed animal in the gift shop! Gag me! She promised another cringe worthy Woodland Watch on Tuesday.
I read somewhere that she is 10 Mill net worth and her husband 20 Mill and this even before having become Earl. But at least they keep the house and grounds in good condition. She is hyperactive though, even though doing calming yoga all day long.Anyone been watching the Mapperton Beggars? Their family motto 'After so many Shipwrecks' needs to be changed to 'After so much Begging'
They're very good at the begging - they may have even received expert tuition at the Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging. Woodworm-infested paneling, a threadbare Aubusson carpet, leaks, and painting restoration (at £4,000 a time) all in one video...
Dirty Derek's Cul & Tit Tiles...
I read somewhere that she is 10 Mill net worth and her husband 20 Mill and this even before having become Earl. But at least they keep the house and grounds in good condition. She is hyperactive though, even though doing calming yoga all day long.Anyone been watching the Mapperton Beggars? Their family motto 'After so many Shipwrecks' needs to be changed to 'After so much Begging'
They're very good at the begging - they may have even received expert tuition at the Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging. Woodworm-infested paneling, a threadbare Aubusson carpet, leaks, and painting restoration (at £4,000 a time) all in one video...
Dirty Derek's Cul & Tit Tiles...
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