Pee pee was soooo excited when he saw this at a brocunt,and although he thought it would need a van to collect it he just knows it will help the poor orphan with her vlogs and editing.
Pee pee was soooo excited when he saw this at a brocunt,and although he thought it would need a van to collect it he just knows it will help the poor orphan with her vlogs and editing.Timetravel?!
Remember, Snorts likes her in separates after years of SisterWife gownsYes, that's the jacket she was wearing.
The perfectly paired couple appears not to be so perfectly paired afterall. One thing they can both agree on about the wedding is the color orange.So Steffi and Flip can’t agree in the wedding preparation plans.
That means they either stretch that fever dream of a relationship into the infinity, or they hire a ridiculously expensive wedding planer and mediator, who’s doing all the work.
The t shirt boy was wondering why Snorts had his own little puddinglThanks @ComtesseRose you're a marvel.
Fanny took no money to the opening of a Cafe/Bar so grifted her glass of wine and didn't pay for the tray.
That ghastly tablecloth and table setting how vile with the tacky chairs, hideous just hideous.
Awkward meal set up and sashimi because everyone wants to eat Japanese food on their French holiday. Radish with both starter and main course. White chocolate with lemon I would prefer dark chocolate with Lemon. That whole meal was really strained shoved in the corner, conversation so stifled
Thanks so much for summarising it for us! I could not hack watching this one - maybe tomorrow.It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.
Wedding
Travel
- They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
- There will be a blessing in the chapel
- They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO SHIT)
- Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
- Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
- Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty
Ring
- Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,
Languages
- Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)
Daddy
- Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!
Snorty
- Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art
- Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
- Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)
Snorty thinks there's more than this, but this list was given.What are Snorts’ allergies?
He’s such a pale hothouse flowerSnorty thinks there's more than this, but this list was given.
Nuts
Peanuts,
Seeds
Sesame
Cod
Chicken
Egg whites
Milk (not milk but milk proteins) He's allergic to lots of proteins
Cheese
Oranges, mandarins, clemetines, tangerines
All citrus fruits (but he's developed a tolerence to lemons and limes)
Gluten (but not wheat gluten)
Snorty will cheat and ocassionaly have icecream & yogurt and make exceptions for Creme Brule
Damn, I had to rewatch part of the vlog and was reminded about the book which Snorty is apparently writing all about the Chapel.
Is this it? If so, it opened Saturday, April 20, 2024. The video footage would be 8 days old.
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He’s only handed to people who want to hold him
What about what the dog wants, desires, or needs? Again, idiot Stephanie Jarvis is a shitty dog owner/ carer Ratso is not a stuffed animal to be passed around to anyone who walks through the door of the dump. As usual, she never considers what is best for the dog. Ratso clearly doesn’t like or enjoy being passed around to strangers, held in the air, manhandled, constantly being picked up and hauled around against his will, being dominated by Snorty, seeing forcibly slung over Stephanie Jarvis‘s shoulder constantly and twirled around in circles, being poked in the eyes constantly by the ginormous rough man hands of Stephanie, being forced to sit in peoples laps constantly and not being allowed to walk around on his own for paws, etc. Stephanie treats the tiny dog as another object to be manipulated and exploited for personal gain and $$$$$.
If they are not going to train the dog to stop jumping up on people, the least they can do is trim the dog’s nails. Cheap Stephanie is probably waiting for a B and B guest to trim the dogs nails. Why can’t Amaury trim Ratso’s nails? He likely trims Mollie’s nails.
Manor and Maker have had quite a few events for the locals at their place.I really am dying to talk to the Frenchies -- interview the villagers, like the charming, beautiful, well-spoken lady who gave the tour of the cafe. Or ditto the mayor. I get the feeling the Frenchies of "the middle of nowhere" are like the Highland Scots -- formidably well-educated, beautiful manners including how to talk to strangers who make an effort to speak French. Or, uh, in the case of the Highlanders, the language we share which divides us.
I'd love it if she interviewed the old farmer and all the locals.
But she never will. It's unbelievable she didn't know about the PAINTING OF THE HOUSE SHE LIVES IN in the municipal gathering room. From when the Naidillacs gave a shit, as one of you geniuses has put it.
Imagine what she could do for the village -- I'd have them in for dances and chapel tours and hoedowns two or three times a year. The French equivalent of the WI. And what she could do for the kids. Even the Lalacelles raised badly needed money for the local school their Jonathan attends. Well, never mind.
Thanks @tuffiti you're a trouper. Blimey Snorts is a desperado. Going to watch and puke watch and pukeThanks so much for summarising it for us! I could not hack watching this one - maybe tomorrow.
This morning's Patreon video:
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What questions would you ask Fanny & Snorty? Here's a few to start the Tattler Q&A session:Thanks so much for summarising it for us! I could not hack watching this one - maybe tomorrow.
This morning's Patreon video:
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That's because PhiPhi is always holding it, and she didn't bring him along, LOL.Fanny didn't even take her purse.
What if I save my first for you, sweetheart.But on the other hand, I love stories about first kisses.
Why don’t we do this here? Everyone tells us about their first kiss.
Volunteers first, or I’ll call up your names.
I'm still waiting for mine.But on the other hand, I love stories about first kisses.
Why don’t we do this here? Everyone tells us about their first kiss.
Volunteers first, or I’ll call up your names.
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