OMFG!! can I manage to watch it?
Hello everyone!
Philip and I have edited this week’s Patreon video, which is the Q&A of the questions you wrote for us, including what we’re planning for our wedding and what was our first kiss!
We’re about to start the upload but it’s a long video and we think it’ll take two or three hours. I wanted to let you know in case any of you were worried about the time.
A bientot!
Stephanie x
Don't know why because I haven't seen anything but a 30 sec preview for the past year, but today I could watch the entire patreon video on an app. When it's uploaded gird your loins & take a stiff drink before watching. Also, have something on hand to settle your quessy tummy when Fanny talks about her purpose in life & their first kiss.
It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.
Wedding
Travel
- They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
- There will be a blessing in the chapel
- They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO SHIT)
- Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
- Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
- Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty
Ring
- Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,
Languages
- Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)
Daddy
- Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!
Snorty
- Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art
- Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
- Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)
They literally are stalkers..... mad as a box of frogs... hope there's no Little Reindeer followers out there.Gawd, they'll have nutters turning up at their doors now. I got the impression that the front doorstep was as far as they got, somehow can't imagine Camila inviting random strangers in.
Thank you @KiKiGee for the reminder about @missartemis ’s horrible experience as a guest at La La Land. I’m also reminded of the volunteers who were treated so terribly there, too. It’s angering to think that Stephanie had volunteers for free labor when she has plenty of money to travel, dine in fine restaurants, and buy clothes, porcelain, and tat. Then she ends up “dating” and getting “engaged” to one of her volunteers…Philip, while adding him to her payroll. Keep in mind that when she pays Philip, her “fiancé,” she’s essentially just paying herself…the money gets spent on her. She treats her high paying B&B guests like garbage…rooms with no heat, no locks on doors, no filming, no speaking to the “princess” unless she speaks to you, serving them pretentious, unpalatable food with minuscule portions on a shoestring budget. Meanwhile, Stephanie travels, staying at expensive hotels and dining at expensive restaurants. She expects luxurious accommodations and excellent food…all while filming with the pink phone in her man-like claw hands and screeching like a mad woman annoying everyone around her. Truly a disgusting hypocritical person.View attachment 2904420
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Morgan Lawley, she was a guest at the same time as Patty Martens, aka @missartemis.
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Morgan Lawley
Feb 12, 2022
#119
No one seemed happy at Lalande this past year.
Patty Martens was also at Lalande the same time Wendy mouse house Grimwood was there.
Let's not forget Celeste R, although she was not a volunteer, I am sure, she was treated as one. She has been given the cold shoulder treatment by BJJ and referred out to Nutti.
From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...
Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...
Wendy Grimwood
22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.
...and then there is Patty... She has changed her YT account name several times since her unhappy visit.
Unhappy Lalande volunteer mystery solved.
Oct 9, 2021
#79
Patty Martens arrived at Lalande 9/27 and stayed until 10/5. Friday 10/1 was a rough day for Patty, Why???She is not the first guest/volunteer to have a hard time. I am not a fan of Selmar, but it was very kind of him and Tatty to make her a flower arrangement. Someone will eventually spill the tea.
9/13 Monday's gift grab live chat...
MsPmartens Hello @Cat T - I'll be at Lalande next week and hope to meet you. That is if I can find it - I'll be driving
MsPmartens @Celeste R - maybe our paths will cross. I leave Oct 5.
9/28 Tuesday's CD live chat...
Patty Martens hi @jetje goes Dutch I'm watching from Lalande.
Neil Hartley @Patty Martens glad you made it there safely
Patty Martens thanks Neil.
Patty Martens it was an epic journey to get here.
Comments from Selmar's and Tatty's latest flog.
MsPmartens
1 day ago
Selmar and Tatiana, your gift of flowers was so beautiful it made me cry tears of joy after having such a rough day on Friday. The two of you made my stay at Lalande really special. You are both so kind, interesting, giving, and creative. It was an honor to meet you and dine with you. And the tango lesson was the best. I wish you both all good things. You taught me so much about gratitude and positivity. I know you will attract love and goodness because that is what you give to others.
MsPatricia
Fast forward, yesterday's CD's day 18 comments...
Patty now goes by, MsPatricia. Looks like SJ was too busy... mystery solved.
MsPatricia
7 hours ago
Thank you for featuring a female artist (Jenny De Vasson) in your vlog today...not sure you remember me from my visit to Lalande, but I collect and support the work of female artists. Just had 6 female artists at my home tonight for my figgy pudding party and all agreed that women artists are still only acknowledged and recognized at a ratio of about 1 to 10 compared to male artists. We must help to elevate them to their deserved status. Thanks, Stephanie. I loved visiting La Chartre and loved tagging along with your excursion today. Happy Solstice.
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The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
Dear Patricia, of course I remember you! You were in the Tack Room apartment and I’ll never forget your appearance in the night after your adventure on the local roads! I was blown away by Jenny de Vasson’s photography. It was surprisingly vibrant and modern
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The Chateau Diaries #117 AKA The Stephanie and Philip Shyte Show
Interesting comment, because this is exactly what I have heard. Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries YouTube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped ordered her boyfriend's Venice costume at Viliotti's, knowing he needed to be presentable. She gave the South African villain costume...tattle.life
@missartemis
Feb 23, 2022
#456
Thanks for the warm welcome, OhIDon'tKnow. I definitely got to pull the curtain back and see the real chateau Oz. Stephanie did a bizarre post titled Living the Downton Abby Life (or something like that), glamourizing the whole servant and master thing. It was prescient. I was there for over a week and a few "volunteers" worked tirelessly for no pay (while one just lingered around the fringes doing nothing). The washing machine broke down and someone had to take all the laundry into town while a skeleton staff of 3 had to clean and prepare every room for an upcoming full house weekend (12 guests); they also did all the shopping, cooked all the meals, served them, and cleaned up afterward. SD and T and SJ and Philly were off on mini vaca for several days but returned on Friday, showed up at dinner to grace us with their presence, and basically dialed it in. They seemed disinterested, aloof, and burned out on the guests who had traveled during a pandemic to middle-of-nowhere France at great expense to meet them. I actually found Tatianna to be refreshingly authentic and interesting; she was one of the only ones besides Josie who recognized how messed up the whole operation is - and she was definitely treated as an outsider. SJ and snorty were "flouncing" about avoiding people as much as possible, except those who had given them copious amounts of presents, had social capital or big money; they gushed over them for a few minutes before disappearing again. The food was delicious thanks to Josie and the table settings were nice, so mealtime was lovely - but you can get a lovelier meal almost anywhere in France - it's not the reason you make CLL your destination. SJ sells it hard on her vlog as a welcoming place to interact with her and her posse and experience a glimpse into chateau life. It's not. I rented an apartment and it was clean thanks to the slave laborers. There were no window coverings and the bathroom door didn't close so I could see right into the parking area while sitting on the throne. And there was no heat in the late autumn. From the moment I arrived, it was clear that I did not pass the "Natti test" and I was treated like an interloper and an inconvenience. She wouldn't even let me enter the chateau for the first two days and forbade Josie from taking a walk with me because of all the work she was required to do. For 3 nights and 4 days, I was the only one in that huge building with 3 volunteers, one of whom told me they couldn't be bothered with the guests and another who ran away from me at a full sprint when approached. I was totally isolated. I also got in a car accident while I was there (the other driver's fault - no injuries but my car was totaled) and NO ONE at CLL helped me deal with the aftermath except Amaury - in his "spare time". Can you imagine? It was a nightmare. And I was not the only unhappy customer. Several people encountered complications or problems and no one at CLL offered to help. The whole experience was a joke. The only saving grace was the beautiful countryside and villages in the area. I spent most of my time exploring the region's art galleries, shops, museums, restaurants, and walking paths, and I dreaded going back there each day. Luckily CLL was not my only destination. I could fill this forum with all the problems I encountered there- and I never complained - I just bided my time and got the hell out. Most of all I want to get the message to others: Just don't go. And stop supporting her on Patreon and YouTube. Everything I've read in this forum is true. I wish I had found it before my travels.
Christ on a cracker! Will someone please push them in a lake?!? Never mind, I’ll do it myself!There is no couple that’s more happylily .. happlyli.. glad to be together than
I’ve been overcome by something distinctly unpleasant, just from reading your synopsis. As the prancing twerp is some sort of linguistics’
Hello everyone!
Philip and I have edited this week’s Patreon video, which is the Q&A of the questions you wrote for us, including what we’re planning for our wedding and what was our first kiss!
We’re about to start the upload but it’s a long video and we think it’ll take two or three hours. I wanted to let you know in case any of you were worried about the time.
A bientot!
Stephanie x
Don't know why because I haven't seen anything but a 30 sec preview for the past year, but today I could watch the entire patreon video on an app. When it's uploaded gird your loins & take a stiff drink before watching. Also, have something on hand to settle your quessy tummy when Fanny talks about her purpose in life & their first kiss.
It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.
Wedding
Travel
- They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
- There will be a blessing in the chapel
- They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO SHIT)
- Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
- Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
- Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty
Ring
- Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,
Languages
- Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)
Daddy
- Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!
Snorty
- Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art
- Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
- Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)
Sounds like a Harry Potter spell!🪄I’ve been overcome by something distinctly unpleasant, just from reading your synopsis. As the prancing twerp is some sort of linguistics’child prodigygenius, I’m sure he’ll understand my affliction:
Vomitus proiecto
Oh my god! I don’t think I’ve seen a gayer moment in my life!There is no couple that’s more happylily .. happlyli.. glad to be together than
Actually, I think this is Fanny in her blue jacket, skinny jeans and black pointy loafers - and clutching a glass of wine naturally! She was obviously making the most of the €1.5 wine! (You can see her shoes and ankles when she shows off her tray to Snorty.)Here's the Facebook post about the opening of A La Bonne Vauvre from 6 days ago. Not one photo of the world famous Chatelaine's presence at the event. I think that says a lot of how much the locals really feel about her. (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61557176341275)
See below supporting liar's message on YouTube posted 5 days ago that Jarvis was too sick to edit.
Hair’s too clean…Actually, I think this is Fanny in her blue jacket, skinny jeans and black pointy loafers - and clutching a glass of wine naturally! She was obviously making the most of the €1.5 wine! (You can see her shoes and ankles when she shows off her tray to Snorty.)
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Look carefully, her phone is in her right hand and she looks as though she's pushing her her way in front of the young lad!Hair’s too clean…
Well I have to admit until this video I had no idea who Morgan Lawley was or that she'd even visited Lielande... is she just a Chateau fan who likes the experience of 'Chateau Life' without Philly of course or is she a fan of the Princess? As I was watching and before she or the pop ups I thought she's listening to Esther Hicks... Abrahams Chaneller.. I am also guilty of being a follower and of all the other LOA greats, my fave being Wayne Dyer. Interestingly Abraham says regarding manifestation that it is just as easy to create A Castle As It Is A Button. Maybe she's on her own manifestation journey for finding her own castle. I can't comment on her given my little knowledge of her but as another Woo Wooer she does have a high frequency.View attachment 2904420
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Morgan Lawley, she was a guest at the same time as Patty Martens, aka @missartemis.
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Morgan Lawley
Feb 12, 2022
#119
No one seemed happy at Lalande this past year.
Patty Martens was also at Lalande the same time Wendy mouse house Grimwood was there.
Let's not forget Celeste R, although she was not a volunteer, I am sure, she was treated as one. She has been given the cold shoulder treatment by BJJ and referred out to Nutti.
From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...
Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...
Wendy Grimwood
22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.
...and then there is Patty... She has changed her YT account name several times since her unhappy visit.
Unhappy Lalande volunteer mystery solved.
Oct 9, 2021
#79
Patty Martens arrived at Lalande 9/27 and stayed until 10/5. Friday 10/1 was a rough day for Patty, Why???She is not the first guest/volunteer to have a hard time. I am not a fan of Selmar, but it was very kind of him and Tatty to make her a flower arrangement. Someone will eventually spill the tea.
9/13 Monday's gift grab live chat...
MsPmartens Hello @Cat T - I'll be at Lalande next week and hope to meet you. That is if I can find it - I'll be driving
MsPmartens @Celeste R - maybe our paths will cross. I leave Oct 5.
9/28 Tuesday's CD live chat...
Patty Martens hi @jetje goes Dutch I'm watching from Lalande.
Neil Hartley @Patty Martens glad you made it there safely
Patty Martens thanks Neil.
Patty Martens it was an epic journey to get here.
Comments from Selmar's and Tatty's latest flog.
MsPmartens
1 day ago
Selmar and Tatiana, your gift of flowers was so beautiful it made me cry tears of joy after having such a rough day on Friday. The two of you made my stay at Lalande really special. You are both so kind, interesting, giving, and creative. It was an honor to meet you and dine with you. And the tango lesson was the best. I wish you both all good things. You taught me so much about gratitude and positivity. I know you will attract love and goodness because that is what you give to others.
MsPatricia
Fast forward, yesterday's CD's day 18 comments...
Patty now goes by, MsPatricia. Looks like SJ was too busy... mystery solved.
MsPatricia
7 hours ago
Thank you for featuring a female artist (Jenny De Vasson) in your vlog today...not sure you remember me from my visit to Lalande, but I collect and support the work of female artists. Just had 6 female artists at my home tonight for my figgy pudding party and all agreed that women artists are still only acknowledged and recognized at a ratio of about 1 to 10 compared to male artists. We must help to elevate them to their deserved status. Thanks, Stephanie. I loved visiting La Chartre and loved tagging along with your excursion today. Happy Solstice.
REPLY
The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
Dear Patricia, of course I remember you! You were in the Tack Room apartment and I’ll never forget your appearance in the night after your adventure on the local roads! I was blown away by Jenny de Vasson’s photography. It was surprisingly vibrant and modern
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This is the number one post, here…
The Chateau Diaries #117 AKA The Stephanie and Philip Shyte Show
Interesting comment, because this is exactly what I have heard. Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries YouTube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped ordered her boyfriend's Venice costume at Viliotti's, knowing he needed to be presentable. She gave the South African villain costume...tattle.life
@missartemis
Feb 23, 2022
#456
Thanks for the warm welcome, OhIDon'tKnow. I definitely got to pull the curtain back and see the real chateau Oz. Stephanie did a bizarre post titled Living the Downton Abby Life (or something like that), glamourizing the whole servant and master thing. It was prescient. I was there for over a week and a few "volunteers" worked tirelessly for no pay (while one just lingered around the fringes doing nothing). The washing machine broke down and someone had to take all the laundry into town while a skeleton staff of 3 had to clean and prepare every room for an upcoming full house weekend (12 guests); they also did all the shopping, cooked all the meals, served them, and cleaned up afterward. SD and T and SJ and Philly were off on mini vaca for several days but returned on Friday, showed up at dinner to grace us with their presence, and basically dialed it in. They seemed disinterested, aloof, and burned out on the guests who had traveled during a pandemic to middle-of-nowhere France at great expense to meet them. I actually found Tatianna to be refreshingly authentic and interesting; she was one of the only ones besides Josie who recognized how messed up the whole operation is - and she was definitely treated as an outsider. SJ and snorty were "flouncing" about avoiding people as much as possible, except those who had given them copious amounts of presents, had social capital or big money; they gushed over them for a few minutes before disappearing again. The food was delicious thanks to Josie and the table settings were nice, so mealtime was lovely - but you can get a lovelier meal almost anywhere in France - it's not the reason you make CLL your destination. SJ sells it hard on her vlog as a welcoming place to interact with her and her posse and experience a glimpse into chateau life. It's not. I rented an apartment and it was clean thanks to the slave laborers. There were no window coverings and the bathroom door didn't close so I could see right into the parking area while sitting on the throne. And there was no heat in the late autumn. From the moment I arrived, it was clear that I did not pass the "Natti test" and I was treated like an interloper and an inconvenience. She wouldn't even let me enter the chateau for the first two days and forbade Josie from taking a walk with me because of all the work she was required to do. For 3 nights and 4 days, I was the only one in that huge building with 3 volunteers, one of whom told me they couldn't be bothered with the guests and another who ran away from me at a full sprint when approached. I was totally isolated. I also got in a car accident while I was there (the other driver's fault - no injuries but my car was totaled) and NO ONE at CLL helped me deal with the aftermath except Amaury - in his "spare time". Can you imagine? It was a nightmare. And I was not the only unhappy customer. Several people encountered complications or problems and no one at CLL offered to help. The whole experience was a joke. The only saving grace was the beautiful countryside and villages in the area. I spent most of my time exploring the region's art galleries, shops, museums, restaurants, and walking paths, and I dreaded going back there each day. Luckily CLL was not my only destination. I could fill this forum with all the problems I encountered there- and I never complained - I just bided my time and got the hell out. Most of all I want to get the message to others: Just don't go. And stop supporting her on Patreon and YouTube. Everything I've read in this forum is true. I wish I had found it before my travels.
The bloke she's pointing the camera at was in the video.Look carefully, her phone is in her right hand and she looks as though she's pushing her her way in front of the young lad!
Why the Patented Lielande Time Machine, of course!Figure this out:
Last weekend she got sick after being at Dan’s on Saturday and auction with John on Sunday. If the people dining yesterday were last weekend’s guests, how did she also fit in that visit to the Brocante and new pub/cafe?
Yes, that's the jacket she was wearing.Actually, I think this is Fanny in her blue jacket, skinny jeans and black pointy loafers - and clutching a glass of wine naturally! She was obviously making the most of the €1.5 wine! (You can see her shoes and ankles when she shows off her tray to Snorty.)
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The café opened on the 20th April.Why the Patented Lielande Time Machine, of course!
I noticed that right after I responded but couldn’t get it edited fast enough, lol. A pushy con artist, who’d a thunk it?!?Look carefully, her phone is in her right hand and she looks as though she's pushing her her way in front of the young lad!
I think the difference between her and some of the other bloggers is that the usually say this is put together from many daysI think we can all agree at this point the vlogs are just a mishmash of snippets (borrowing the term from Marie) from whenever and wherever cobbled together to produce a 15-20 minute vlog. Personally, I have completely given up on the timeline being linear, it's more like a web woven by a spider on LSD. It certainly doesn't take Fanny four hours to put one together, more like forty minutes. I'm waiting for the day when she really messes up and duplicates scenes or adds scenes from years past, perhaps she already has. It's like she just puts all her videos in a Bingo cage, turns the handle, and pulls out a random collection of scenes. Once she fills up her Bingo card, she's done with the daily vlog.
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