The Chateau Diaries #287 Fanny either has a new found interest in rebar & cement, or she's in heat!

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It’s okay not to agree. I’m just trying to put myself in his shoes as it were. Once you start down a bad path sometimes bad follows bad.
 
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Why does Miss Chatelaine insist on wearing his Saran Wrap jeans when viewers have repeatedly complained they are offended by this? He is so yucky. I think he is wearing one of the ladies cashmere crew neck Ladysilk sweater freebies. They have plenty of money to buy hIm new lady jeans. He looks terrible in them. Do some people find this attractive? Fanny ws screwing with view using this photo showcasing the skin tight jeans as a thumbnail for today’s video.
 
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There's this one too now.
And several replies to the original comment.
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UPDATE. Something to add to the bedroom grift totals. Last night while lounging about in her new luxury linens, it appears that Fanny matched her new sheets and comforter to a grifted Lilysilk gown in garnet retailing for $189 . It happens to be the same color as her grifted claret Lilysilk pajamas she swanned around in at the fake Dump Christmas Day video, retailing at $279.00


 
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Shrimp Eye from botox

Ptosis is the medical term. It sounds like what I say when they twirl their sketti.
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Rick Klein was in Venice in one of his show and I remember he was in some place where he ate liver, but not sure about polenta.
I think it is Bourdain (NR, S5, ep 3) who eats a big loaf of white polenta cooked by the granny at the beautiful home and garden of the tugboat guy. I think it was served with the cuttlefish in its ink. A gorgeous plate.
 
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I'm holding my breath for Fanny's "By Popular Demand:" buying a baggy pair of pants for Snorts.
 
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"Didn't he know only the British Government can steal other countries artifacts."
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Lord Byron on the (probably not) syphilitic Lord Elgin, my favorite of several mighty blows:
Noseless himself, he brings home noseless blocks,
To show what time can do and what the pox.


 
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It would be More than 2,000 euros to replace them......... I would replace that lawyer with a better lawyer -- one wanting more $$$$ to replace them all and for the hide of entering a house of worship and stealing things !!!!
I wonder ...... would he do this in a Mosque !
 
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We could hear her shoes tapping maybe they were her gold ones with bows.

What about the beret with sequins on. Is this some expensive fashion gem we are not fully appreciating?
Grannies in the U.S. sew tams like that to go with little girls' coats. No one east of the Monongahela National Forest or west of Boise is seen wearing this outfit.
Once again toggling between granny porn and granny tat and infant girl outfits.

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Does the timeline work for its being a scam to keep Billy from having to sign up for legitimate employment? And out his AWOL ass?
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I also remember how combative tattle was then -much more pleasant nowadays.
Why yes, yes it is.
And it's much, much easier to keep up with the threads. You can just breeze through these witty and collegial pages instead of dreading the prospect and being thrashed for missing a comma in, or disagreeing with, some panjandrum's ill-considered post.
A toast in Grandmama's Receipt, bourbon, Miller Lite, and lemon, lime and bitters all around.
 
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So they got a suspended sentence. I'm appalled and surprised at such leniency. The fines are chicken feed to them.
As a Billy fan, I will say I am shocked and disappointed.
I was willing to give him a pass on going AWOL.
We had a cleaning lady who asked my husband's help when her young son went AWOL from the army because of bastardisation.
But this . . . this is another level . . . call it what you want . . . at the end of the day it's theft.
With convictions against their names they will want to stay very clear of the law.
As for Gwen . . . bringing her family name into disrepute.
If Billy puts a foot wrong he'll be a goner.
I will be watching his next vlog with interest.
 
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Did anyone else notice Fanny used Bordeau Life’s music when they were emptying the sacristy? Thats where Billy and Gwen are right now per his last. Pretty shady Fanny.
 
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If the army would knock on my door again, I’d run to. Over to …… Canada, or whatever non EU country would take me in.

In our country, men must either choose a limited time in military, or do a social year in a socially related facility like Red Cross, Ambulance, Hospital or…. RETIREMENT HOME, I’ve seen things… I smelled those things… changed bedsheets… naked bodies..
 
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Sean is shitty with Etsy and is no longer selling through the site.
He wouldn't say why, just said it's 'for another vlog'.
 
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BUT, it does look like something the royal Princesses might wear to attend church on Christmas morning. How very very sad, after all these years still playing make believe. The affectations, pronunciations, linens, porcelain, dog, falling down "castle", faux Prince Charming, none of it will ever make you a real life Princess. Grow up, get a real fucking life, be a real responsible grown ass adult.

And SJ, ditch that reading material for now. You really need to read the books aimed at empowering little girls. You know the ones where they're not dependent on some shitty prince coming to their rescue and they forge their own path. If your mother really did send you off to parties looking for a man with $$$ then she clearly did nothing to prepare you for high society, nor for being a strong independent kiss ass woman. Counselling or psychotherapy my dear, that is what I might just forgive your for spending Patreon monies on.
 
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Oooooooohhhh grrrrrl.
I'm all about femme performance. Ru Paul, Toddlers and Tiaras, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Princess Diana, The Queen, I'm agog at the way people think femme is performed and enact it.
And now you've made me understand that Stephanie Jarvis is in the lineup. Emphasis on the performance of a perceived personna that does not come naturally to the performer. Thanks!
 
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