The Chateau Diaries #259 PUDDLE- shallow like the Chatelaine & empty like her soul.

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I wouldn't go there myself! Ever! Happy to miss out on all the cheap thrills.... :LOL: !
Also, spelling seems to not be the group administrator(s) forte...and especially embarassing as it is such an important word!
BUt maybe I am just a jealeous old hag today...it all depends whether you think it is a PATREON'S Day for patrons, or a Patron's day, (but then only one was invited? :LOL:!) or whatever.
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But all is well, as one happy PATREON patron reported a minute ago :
I had a fabulous day at Lalande yesterday. Every single member of staff and ‘friend’ are delightful knowledgeable and very helpful plus the work that has gone on in the chateau is amazing, so much clearer to see than on camera. Thank you all for a lovely day. You happy souls x
Wonder what talent agency Fanny hired these cast members from? Still shopping from the discount rack where she found PhiPhi looks like!
 
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I say up front that I have little knowledge of designer bags but isn’t the symbol on Fanny’s bag Chanel not Christian Dior?
you’re absolutely right! Mega whoops. Silly me for such a careless error! I know perfectly well it’s CC but must have been fixated on Dior while typing!!
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The dress she wore to Tess's non wedding had a rose print, I think. But this is not the same dress. It has both shoulders and sleeves. So highly probably another new dress... £/€/$50 or 50% off!
Another Dolce & Gabbana herbaceous border number?
 
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Is that another new dress?
I think we've seen it before....someone here likened it to a tablecloth or old dusty curtains!
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Peter and Jodi Cross live near by.
Kirsty, Peter Cross, Brenda Gibbons, Jodi Cross and their son, in France, not long ago...
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We spent a lovely morning with @jodi.cross1 & Peter, thank you for having us xx

They are all trying to enrich themselves, with Stephanie Jarvis' pool of willing contributors.
Yes! I remember asking who these people were a short time ago, and did some digging into their own FB pages. Kirsty and/or Ambeline (I hope I spelled her name correctly) also work on their gardens. And their gardens look waaaaay better than Stephanie's.

If I remember correctly, Nick the Tree guy does work for them, too.
 
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Very well said Ky!

It’s the same malicious frame of thought that says all muslims are te***ists, and all the Mexicans are illegal criminals and on and on. Taking the outsiders of a demographic they don’t like and applying their faults to everyone. But funny enough, they always fail to see their own demographic and the terrible things that are done by some of their “people”.
Regardless of gender, nationality, race or religion… crappy people exist, but most people are decent. demonizing a whole group of people and cherry picking what you see and what you ignore is the height of hypocrisy and I cannot stand it!
Cheers to both @KyBourbon and @Karma baby! I wish I could speak as eloquently as both of you🥂
 
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You know it's not, but cleaning at the chateau needs to look like this, especially whoever is staying in Isabel's apartment.
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My stepdad died of TB back in the 60s. All I knew about it was he was Ill for a few weeks, went into hospital and died, then they came and fumigated the house. I don't remember me or mum having to be tested though
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My family lived in Malawi in the late 60s when I was about ten years old. One day at lunch, my older sister looked down at her sandwich and saw a big, long yellow tooth poking out. Turns out, it had fallen out of our cook's mouth and plopped right into her peanut butter sandwich as he was preparing it! I don't know if he was exhibiting any signs of illness, but my father took him to the doctor. From there, I think he was sent to a hospital and he never returned to work. I believe we were told he had TB (the wayward tooth was not a symptom-but it was the catalyst for a trip to the doctor's office). These are memories from my 10 year old self, so details are sketchy...but that big ole tooth will never be forgotten.
 
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Fannys bag looks to be from the 80's/ early 90's the shape is slightly bigger you can get them for a good price pre loved, hers looked to be well stretched out and gaping.
Are you describing Fanny’s handbag, her face, her undercarriage, or all three?
 
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Why not quote Shakespeare’ TB or not TB , that is the question…….
Absolutely. Here is my opinion. Percy may have seen a specialist in UK. She went as far as to suggest a private consultation at Addenbrooke's. He said, (according to Fanny) that in his expert opinion, that given Percy's travels, age, symptoms etc, he would be looking to screen for cancer, or check for benign tumour, or bacterial infections. He would have said if it was TB, Percy would be weeks/months in hospital, cancer would be much treatment. He would have said Percy would have to go private whatever the outcome and either way, private treatment is a lot of dosh. Isabelle gets outside the door and said they must return to SA where Percy would be covered healthwise and when they went back did not know which illness he had. But if a blood test was done, and there was another appointment, the TB would have been picked up or a serious bacterial infection and then they returned to SA knowing they were putting others at risk. What I do not believe is that after an initial consultation the specialist said cancer without any screening and let Percy return to SA believing that was what it was.
 
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Chatelaine de Shopping can afford to buy this f’ing 7K Euro purse but
Has to beg
And grift to finance her
Nebulous renovation plans. The
Evil narcissist of
LiarLand can’t see how bad this looks!
The laptop case in her hand appears to be from Goyard, a French luxury brand.

It’s mind boggling how she doesn’t feel like she should contribute a cent to the renovations of her home.

The woman has multiple gardeners, cleaners, and a private chef, while pleading poverty. If she and that “boyfriend” of hers did much of it themselves, she would have much more money to spend on renovations of her home that she pretends to care so much about.

Her patron page ought to be renamed to “Patron page to support Stephanie Jarvis lifestyle”
 
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Absolutely. Here is my opinion. Percy may have seen a specialist in UK. She went as far as to suggest a private consultation at Addenbrooke's. He said, (according to Fanny) that in his expert opinion, that given Percy's travels, age, symptoms etc, he would be looking to screen for cancer, or check for benign tumour, or bacterial infections. He would have said if it was TB, Percy would be weeks/months in hospital, cancer would be much treatment. He would have said Percy would have to go private whatever the outcome and either way, private treatment is a lot of dosh. Isabelle gets outside the door and said they must return to SA where Percy would be covered healthwise and when they went back did not know which illness he had. But if a blood test was done, and there was another appointment, the TB would have been picked up or a serious bacterial infection and then they returned to SA knowing they were putting others at risk. What I do not believe is that after an initial consultation the specialist said cancer without any screening and let Percy return to SA believing that was what it was.
what kind of doctor would misdiagnose bacterial infection? if he came with sore and swollen throat, they would took a swab and do all kind of tests, including infections, wouldn't they? she lies out of her ass about it, hiding they exposed tons of people to tb.
 
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The laptop case in her hand appears to be from Goyard, a French luxury brand.

It’s mind boggling how she doesn’t feel like she should contribute a cent to the renovations of her home.

The woman has multiple gardeners, cleaners, and a private chef, while pleading poverty. If she and that “boyfriend” of hers did much of it themselves, she would have much more money to spend on renovations of her home that she pretends to care so much about.

Her patron page ought to be renamed to “Patron page to support Stephanie Jarvis lifestyle”
Those Goyard laptop pouches are between 1-2k, why am I surprised.
 
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Don’t French officials take the procession of fake goods very seriously? I believe they are confiscated on arrival in France and the person is issued with a fine.
Yes they do, I was told by someone who lives near Nice that customs officers sometimes check on trains from just along the coast in Italy as there are a couple of big markets which are known for counterfeits.
 
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