The Chateau Diaries #249 Khillip, you're too expensive & need a bath, job and haircut, not more china

[Hedda Hopper]

Thank you Comtesse Rose (where would we be without you) and hats off to my fellow thread contributors for their creativity!

Watching Khillip entertaining the blue-hairs at dinner he seemed truly in his element and was luxuriating in the attention! A couple of those ladies looked like they were being romanced by a combination of Fabio, Jason Mamoa and the Hemsworth brothers & and given the chance would have ripped the rest of Snorty's shirt off and licked Marie's puree mash off his scrawny body.

Some say that, given have a half a chance, there's always someone out there looking to steal your man, or in Khillip's case man-child. So it got me wondering, could Khillip ever be an expensive gigolo and trade up from Fanny? Could Khillip head to Paris or the Riviera and become a high-paid male escort or companion for a truly wealthy Sugar-Mamma? Does Khillip search online at Tescort, escorte or mybestgigolo.com for better a better gig than Fanny?

Khillip may look for something better, but my feeling is Fanny is as good as it gets! Khillip is also addicted to Fanny's pink camera.

At best, Khillip is a cheap suburban, strip-mall Walmart, wearing fake, knock-off couture, level gigolo. One of those lonely, (blue-haired, wealthy patron widow's) women always seated beside him at Fanny's table is the best Snorty can ever aspire to. Khillip is a man-child who lacks the talent, intelligence, sophistication, style and taste to make it in the big leagues - and that applies whether as an actor, a waiter or as a gigolo!

Ewww, just ewww! Not into skinny effeminate men. Much more the George Clooney type myself. ‍
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[dumbblonde]

it's a MIRACLE ! - those pesky spectacles are no longer necessary for driving

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Whilst Chateau Wrap Up’s episode 5 doesn’t premiere until 4:00PM est, through my secret chateauverse contacts I’ve been able to secure a sneak peek. I wonder who their secret guest is this week?


PS, I also appreciate @ComtesseRose

Yeehaw! What a coup! Can't wait! Yes, yes, yes! Go Selmar!

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Thank you Comtesse Rose (where would we be without you) and hats off to my fellow thread contributors for their creativity!

Watching Khillip entertaining the blue-hairs at dinner he seemed truly in his element and was luxuriating in the attention! A couple of those ladies looked like they were being romanced by a combination of Fabio, Jason Mamoa and the Hemsworth brothers & and given the chance would have ripped the rest of Snorty's shirt off and licked Marie's puree mash off his scrawny body.

Some say that, given have a half a chance, there's always someone out there looking to steal your man, or in Khillip's case man-child. So it got me wondering, could Khillip ever be an expensive gigolo and trade up from Fanny? Could Khillip head to Paris or the Riviera and become a high-paid male escort or companion for a truly wealthy Sugar-Mamma? Does Khillip search online at Tescort, escorte or mybestgigolo.com for better a better gig than Fanny?

Khillip may look for something better, but my feeling is Fanny is as good as it gets! Khillip is also addicted to Fanny's pink camera.

At best, Khillip is a cheap suburban, strip-mall Walmart, wearing fake, knock-off couture, level gigolo. One of those lonely, (blue-haired, wealthy patron widow's) women always seated beside him at Fanny's table is the best Snorty can ever aspire to. Khillip is a man-child who lacks the talent, intelligence, sophistication, style and taste to make it in the big leagues - and that applies whether as an actor, a waiter or as a gigolo!

syPhyllus will never do better than Staph. As the lyrics of Love For Sale say, he’s “love that’s only slightly soiled”. I strongly suspect that Pheeph’s failed upward, with Fanny being the best his sad, begrimed soul will ever capture. Also, to whomever posted this screen grab…warn a queen first please. I terrified the dog and spit my white chocolate macadamia coffee all over the Axminster!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

That trip to the local get together, previous years Marie would have been part of it... she doesn't have a car and is stuck there... I don't believe if she'd been invited she would have said 'no'.... she wasn't there was she?
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Cinderella Marierella is no longer invited to the ball by her big, bad, fake friend Fanny.

 

[JackSpratt]

Ooooooo Chateau Wrap Up, I shall be all ears for this one

 

[Fennelbug]

Had to look twice to see what she was leading him by... View attachment 2251558

Her front loading wallet?

 

[JackSpratt]

Watched Chateau Loves Latest, what a sweet old chap the faience painter was (I don't speak much English but then chats away in it for ages) bless him. Hopefully that shop will become a museum in time as it's such a time capsule. Fancy giving Killip a wedding mug, got Fanny all of a fluster. Although he still couldn't hold her hand properly in the car on the way back to Viv's, he's such a gormless tit.

I do hope Viv isn't daft enough to introduce the pair of them to her best friend who visited after they'd left, that would be a big mistake.

Viv is quite a talented artist by the looks of her porcelaine painting, really shows the other two up.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Ewww, just ewww! Not into skinny effeminate men. Much more the George Clooney type myself. ‍
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Total derailment here but just putting it out there that there has been a lot of speculation over the years that George Clooney and Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber are more than just good friends. I won’t go into any more details as it’s taking the topic away from the precious princess and her despicable consort and more to the point who am I to know the truth of such talk.

 

[C'est moi]

@ComtesseRose girlfriend, I was just trying to figure out how to start a new thread since we were past 1000 on the old one. Tattlers, I don’t know how she does it! Comtesse is an even bigger star, because let me tell you, those instructions are far from clear. I only got as far as figuring out the new thread title (glad to know I got the right one). I never could find the “post thread” button to start. Remember, Comtesse figured this out on her own! We owe her plenty of hugs and beaucoup brava divas!

And so say all of us. @ComtesseRose is a rockstar Un grand merci beaucoup for everything you do for us

 

[Frenchie0810]

Yeehaw! What a coup! Can't wait! Yes, yes, yes! Go Selmar!

OMG.. amazing..I can't wait

 

[T Rex]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the fresh new thread! We change our threads in this forum more often than the Shitoo changes its sheets! Great title with the collab of @pasta_aldente, @TorontoGWM & @Lady Avonlea!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Waddup, Yentas, hags, and trolls!
Did anyone else notice the five bottles of liquor on the coffee table in Phiphipubes' study?
Can't blame him. I don't think anyone would want to be sober while shagging her ladyship!

 

[Jules100]

I wonder if Stephanie is looking more like Gerry lately because of the new French laws about influencers and filters? Maybe she’s trying to ween herself off of them?

 

[LurkingMeg]

Thank you ComtesseRose for the new thread!
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Yeehaw! What a coup! Can't wait! Yes, yes, yes! Go Selmar!

This is going to be epic.

 

[vitanova]

Whilst Chateau Wrap Up’s episode 5 doesn’t premiere until 4:00PM est, through my secret chateauverse contacts I’ve been able to secure a sneak peek. I wonder who their secret guest is this week?


PS, I also appreciate @ComtesseRose

noooooo! realy??!!

 

[JackSpratt]

Watched Chateau Loves Latest, what a sweet old chap the faience painter was (I don't speak much English but then chats away in it for ages) bless him. Hopefully that shop will become a museum in time as it's such a time capsule. Fancy giving Killip a wedding mug, got Fanny all of a fluster. Although he still couldn't hold her hand properly in the car on the way back to Viv's, he's such a gormless tit.

I do hope Viv isn't daft enough to introduce the pair of them to her best friend who visited after they'd left, that would be a big mistake.

Viv is quite a talented artist by the looks of her porcelaine painting, really shows the other two up.

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Total derailment here but just putting it out there that there has been a lot of speculation over the years that George Clooney and Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber are more than just good friends. I won’t go into any more details as it’s taking the topic away from the precious princess and her despicable consort and more to the point who am I to know the truth of such talk.

Naughty, naughty! Starting rumours about my crush.

 

[ComtesseRose]

Healing from what exactly?!

 

[pasta_aldente]

Is that alcohol in the jar on Snorts cocktail tray? Looks like moonshine.