The Chateau Diaries #249 Khillip, you're too expensive & need a bath, job and haircut, not more china

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Hedda Hopper

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Saturday at 1:32 AM
Wheee! Bonjour everyone! This is the old Madam No. I was brought in out of the cold by some esteemed Tattlers. Many thanks to Jules and Littlemore Cottage for making this happen. Also, thanks to Madame de Pomanddoodoo for offering a backup code. In case you are not familiar with my new name and avatar, let me introduce you to Hedda Hopper who was THE queen of hollywood gossip in the day. I won't be able to live up to her exacting standards but I hope I get a few zingers in now and then! I have missed participating here for several months. My life just got very complicated with taking care of my husband. I've been keeping up though. Loved all the drama with CB. I got into it once with her myself! Steph and The Handbag Carrier certainly are slipping, what a mess those two are. Dan's catching up and will probably surpass Princess. MPK sounds like he's made yet another comeback, not holding my breath that it will last but good luck to him. FRK, well, what can I say that hasn't already been said. She'll be okay during the nice warm days of summer, but come winter and she'll be right back into the doldrums again. I shall refer to her as The Girl in the Attic. Maria's cooking is as weird as ever, never could figure her out. Pavlina seems to have gotten into the herbal tea bizz, such a strange duck! Support Squirrel appears to be enjoying himself as he thinks he's climbing higher and higher, careful PhiPhi, the higher you go, the further you fall. Mummy and Percy are mummifying nicely. AnneMarie and Nasti are trying to act like grown ups and have finally moved out of the crumbling insane asylum. Nick the Treeman is making a name for himself, more power to the toothless wonder! (I actually do like him). I've noticed that all the BnB guests look like they are from Texas. Never have I seen so many bleached blondes with outdated hairdos from the 80s. So LieLande!

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Jules100

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Thursday at 3:51 AM
My husband has Covid. Tested positive Monday, after we just got back from a long weekend away just the two of us. I’m fine so far, but he’s been quarantined to our bedroom. I’m stuck sleeping on the couch, which is better than getting sick. So, I don’t really know why, but I guess I was bored and watched my first ever episode of Travels With My Friend. The Murano glass tour was definitely filmed on the 2 hour palazzo party Venice trip. I saw Dan’s old teeth in the beginning and the bandage on Cat’s hand from when she burned herself cooking on that trip. As they were walking through the glass museum at the end, the only thing I could think of was if I was also there at the museum at the same time, I would be like, “Oh my God, those people are such douches, let’s make sure we get ahead of them.” Then I would give them the stink eye as we passed them by.

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Iolair

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Wednesday at 2:05 AM
To @Madame No...

We've been missing you. We're thinking of you and your husband. Come back to us when you can, and please keep safe.

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ploppityplop2

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Tuesday at 10:25 PM
At last I get the top post after 2 years of trying 🙌

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T Rex

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Yesterday at 3:00 AM
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I just watched Dan's quick video (everyone is leaving the building site, and he's off to get the boys for Father's Day). He looks really happy and is engaging with his audience, saying once the site is safer, then people can come and help.

What gets me is that it is genuine engagement, thanking people for their support ... and better still, his numbers are increasing and he's getting close to Fanny's number. Yes!
I have to give Dan props- he actually is getting far more accomplished than expected. I will say this much- his mates are hard working and loyal- they are friends for life. Nick the Tree Surgeon is the best friend a person could have, and works tirelessly without complaining- I have never seen anyone maneuver earth-moving equipment so precisely, either. I think Dan is legitimately in love with this building, and really wants to restore it- it is probably the biggest challenge of his life, so kudos to him- he's learning as he goes, and there will be successes and failures- that is how a person learns. I give him props for putting out a vlog each day (even if there is not much content for that day), and he did state he would be taking Father's Day off to spend with the boys. Dan, "I did want to touch on a point that has hit home over the past week is that I am SO happy about how this Chaumont team is coming together, you know, this whole community thing. I think it's really important to me to get hard working people, and I try to set that precedent myself, but I think it's really important to have this network of people that really care about the chateau itself, and not just turning up to do a job, you know. They really, really care about the chateau, the project, and what we're trying to achieve. And I think it's really coming together that way, and I count YOU guys as part of that team as well. Hopefully later on, you know when things are a bit safer, some of you can come and help as well and be part of that team. But, I'm so happy it's coming together and it gives the place a real boost that so many people care about it."

Sorry @Jules100- I know you dislike Dan, but will send you a case of Miller Lite. ❤

Fanny SHOULD be worried- there is a growing discontent amongst her followers, as they are starting to question why they are even watching the same recycled content every week, where nothing of actual substance gets accomplished while hundreds of thousands of dollars each year are pouring into her coffers. Meanwhile, Dan (who we suspect is probably camping next to Chateau "Charred-Mont"), has gotten more accomplished in a few months than Fanny has in years on a shoestring budget (his Patreon is picking up, and he's probably getting some funds from YT Ad Sense now that he has more followers.) While he makes questionable safety choices, at least he's out there working hard and to the best of his ability. Fanny's viewers are getting bored- it's like groundhog day- Killip lays the table, Maria makes some wonky concoctions from scraps for guest dinners, the garden, peacocks, Fanny and Killip buy more tat... Meanwhile, at Charred-Mont, the blokes are working hard- progress is made, meats on the grill for lunch, beers on ice, no pink iPhone shoved in one's face... Poor Amaury, he is stuck in his own indentured servant hell right now, and is probably pining away to hang out at Dan's instead with the boys.

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T Rex

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Wednesday at 5:07 AM
I just starting watching this week's CD, and forgive me if it has already been discussed: a gift, addressed to Isabel, contained three tubes of gardener's hand cream, which Isabel seemed chuffed over. Fanny snatched it away, stating, "We should give these to Pavlina, Kirsty and Omberline." Isabel looked crestfallen. The sender obviously sent them for IJ- so what gives Fanny the right to take them away and reappropriate them?!? She is truly a mean and spiteful person- who does this to their mother?

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Le Baiseur

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Tuesday at 11:05 PM
I love that Mrs. Shrek pronounces "Belle Epoque" as "Belly Pock."

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As always, I'll remind people, that we have a wiki...
Happy Tattling.
 
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@ComtesseRose girlfriend, I was just trying to figure out how to start a new thread since we were past 1000 on the old one. Tattlers, I don’t know how she does it! Comtesse is an even bigger star, because let me tell you, those instructions are far from clear. I only got as far as figuring out the new thread title (glad to know I got the right one😂). I never could find the “post thread” button to start. Remember, Comtesse figured this out on her own! We owe her plenty of hugs and beaucoup brava divas!

 
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@ComtesseRose Just a quickie to say thankyou for the new thread as usual. I did try to set one up as per the instructions but got defeated at the first hurdle, as despite searching high and low I could not find the new thread button illustrated in the how to do it notes. Baffled of Bolivia.

ETA Just seen your post @MRShavershamsdress.
 
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@ComtesseRose girlfriend, I was just trying to figure out how to start a new thread since we were past 1000 on the old one. Tattlers, I don’t know how she does it! Comtesse is an even bigger star, because let me tell you, those instructions are far from clear. I only got as far as figuring out the new thread title (glad to know I got the right one😂). I never could find the “post thread” button to start. Remember, Comtesse figured this out on her own! We owe her plenty of hugs and beaucoup brava divas!

She wins HIM??? OK, tell me where to start...
 
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Merci, merci, merci ComtesseRose for keeping us going! I was so pleased to see my comeback post won for most LIKES! I know it's a first for Hedda. I think Madam No won once too. It's a nice consolation prize after being losing my VIP status, but I'm back on the horse racing to the finish line once again! On a more serious note, I just want to thank all of you for brightening my days which can sometimes be difficult. My husband doesn't get my sense of humor anymore, maybe he never did! This is a great outlet for me to have some fun with like minded snarkers (I just made that word up, I'm so clever). Here's hoping for good day for everyone! ❤
 
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Thank you Comtesse Rose (where would we be without you) and hats off to my fellow thread contributors for their creativity!

Watching Khillip entertaining the blue-hairs at dinner he seemed truly in his element and was luxuriating in the attention! A couple of those ladies looked like they were being romanced by a combination of Fabio, Jason Mamoa and the Hemsworth brothers & and given the chance would have ripped the rest of Snorty's shirt off and licked Marie's puree mash off his scrawny body.

Some say that, given have a half a chance, there's always someone out there looking to steal your man, or in Khillip's case man-child. So it got me wondering, could Khillip ever be an expensive gigolo and trade up from Fanny? Could Khillip head to Paris or the Riviera and become a high-paid male escort or companion for a truly wealthy Sugar-Mamma? Does Khillip search online at Tescort, escorte or mybestgigolo.com for better a better gig than Fanny?

Khillip may look for something better, but my feeling is Fanny is as good as it gets! Khillip is also addicted to Fanny's pink camera.

At best, Khillip is a cheap suburban, strip-mall Walmart, wearing fake, knock-off couture, level gigolo. One of those lonely, (blue-haired, wealthy patron widow's) women always seated beside him at Fanny's table is the best Snorty can ever aspire to. Khillip is a man-child who lacks the talent, intelligence, sophistication, style and taste to make it in the big leagues - and that applies whether as an actor, a waiter or as a gigolo!
 

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To alleviate any confusion as to what they "mustn't tell Maria", the dipshits ate some F-ng French fries.
Queued
 
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Thank you Comtesse Rose (where would we be without you) and hats off to my fellow thread contributors for their creativity!

Watching Khillip entertaining the blue-hairs at dinner he seemed truly in his element and was luxuriating in the attention! A couple of those ladies looked like they were being romanced by a combination of Fabio, Jason Mamoa and the Hemsworth brothers & and given the chance would have ripped the rest of Snorty's shirt off and licked Marie's puree mash off his scrawny body.

Some say that, given have a half a chance, there's always someone out there looking to steal your man, or in Khillip's case man-child. So it got me wondering, could Khillip ever be an expensive gigolo and trade up from Fanny? Could Khillip head to Paris or the Riviera and become a high-paid male escort or companion for a truly wealthy Sugar-Mamma? Does Khillip search online at Tescort, escorte or mybestgigolo.com for better a better gig than Fanny?

Khillip may look for something better, but my feeling is Fanny is as good as it gets! Khillip is also addicted to Fanny's pink camera.

At best, Khillip is a cheap suburban, strip-mall Walmart, wearing fake, knock-off couture, level gigolo. One of those lonely, (blue-haired, wealthy patron widow's) women always seated beside him at Fanny's table is the best Snorty can ever aspire to. Khillip is a man-child who lacks the talent, intelligence, sophistication, style and taste to make it in the big leagues - and that applies whether as an actor, a waiter or as a gigolo!
Philip is gross and ruins everything
 
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Whilst Chateau Wrap Up’s episode 5 doesn’t premiere until 4:00PM est, through my secret chateauverse contacts I’ve been able to secure a sneak peek. I wonder who their secret guest is this week?


PS, I also appreciate @ComtesseRose ❤
 
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That trip to the local get together, previous years Marie would have been part of it... she doesn't have a car and is stuck there... I don't believe if she'd been invited she would have said 'no'.... she wasn't there was she?
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