I’m sure that Emma is a brand of mattress.I watched so you don't have to
11 chicks hatched. (Phiphi acted like a 3y/o)
Stone bench placed in court yard (needs pressure washing)
Picking up mummy from airport
Annelise stepped by to do her hair.
They had lunch and SJ showed each and every single item laid out on the table. Like we never saw cheese before.
Tableschaping by phiphi
Showing the food they are going to eat (stop doing that, I dont want to know what maria cooks or how ot looks pn the plate)
Showing mummy her appartment, noticed that the chandeliers are still on the ground since january
Mummy and percy went to pick up gerry
Pavlina picked herbs to make tea
Ps what are the boxes in the chick room? Is anyone familair with the brand emma?
The Chateau Diaries #245 Mummy, new look; Phi Phi, new pants; Ruthie, new novel - stranger than fiction!
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Would someone be willing to share a link to the patreon video of mummy and Fanny in the garden? Ta!
CHICKEN RUN!!
Nicola Harvey
22 minutes ago
I can hear Selmar's campervan pulling up so he can meet the chicks.
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Rosie Hugh
9 minutes ago
God forbid.
I still wonder why the hatred.
I've not watched the patreon vlog yet.. saving for brekkie tomorrow. I did however watch tonights vlog, the chicks hatching yes they were so very cute, not like Phi Phi's face which was far from cute..jeez he's supposed to be an adult. FRK barely unpacked, titty lip & SJ is off again to collect Mummy..4 hours sleep!, I'd call an Uber.. why didn't Gerry arrive with them? Why did the OAP's have to go and collect him? Isabelle can't see or hear & Percy looks like he's about to collapse.. did you see him trying to get out of the car? The first thing Gerry notices is SJ' s hair? Natti on Isabelle's arrival notices how young she looks? I'm surprised they haven't got botox sponsorship. I would like to know more about Pavlinas tea combinations..Annalise has a plan, she thinks by associating with CD's she will get the following for her new channel.. I've also come to the conclusion people are watching Dans channel expecting the worst.. what a total numpty.Patreon Vlog
Best thing about the vlog is there was no Snorty. It's an illuminating Mummy & Daughter Hour.
Mummy
Overall, Mummy says she's happy with the garden, but it's sure hard to tell. Mummy is very concerned that:
Mummy seemed anxious during the tour and clearly has different opinions to Fanny. I wonder if Fanny thought that planting lots of things in the garden would please Mummy, but not sure it has. Mummy loves gardening, and she's been told her role during this stay is to manage the gardeners, but Isabelle wants to get out in her garden and do it herself.
- Fanny has planted too much & taken on too much. It all takes management & work, but Mummy knows Fanny won't do it herself and really isn't interested in the gardens
- The plants need water and with water restrictions/drought conditions much of what's been planted won't survive
- Even with 3 gardeners (none who work on the weekend's we are told) there is much work and maintenance which isn't being done.
Mummy did the whole tour without sun glasses, but early on was rubbing her left eye a lot. Mummy admits she can't see very well. I fear for Mummy & Percy on the spiral staircases. Don't let Snorty walk behind you!
Gnome's know more about gardens than Fanny View attachment 2209727
In the garden, the chicken coop, the greenhouse, the Jardain Anglaise the dialogue went something like this:
F - I don’t know what that is
M - It’s lupins
F - That’s peas
M - It’s broad beans
F - I don’t know if it’s a pumpkin patch or courgette patch
M - It’s aubergine or perhaps melons
F - I don't know what it is – will have to ask them
F - I don’t know what that is – will have to ask them
F - I don’t know what that is - oh, field mushrooms (after reading the sign)
F - It’s delightful, it’s so pretty
M - One needs to check for little black mites
F - Strawberries
M - The birds will eat them
F - Asparagus
M - Needs lots of water, aren’t going to survive
F - Think it’s Rhubarb, unless it got moved
M - Needs lots of water and shouldn’t be forced
F - It’s artichoke
M - No it's cardoon and you eat the stalks not the flower head
M - That’s not how you store tools
F - Here's where the gazebo and new flower bed will be
M - The only problem is you are creating more and more work
F - Davy is pretty go at considering maintenance
M - I’m not sure
M - Where's the Lily of the Valley I planted
F - I think it got trampled
Davy
Fanny claims everything Davy has planted in the Jardin Anglaise needs no water after 3 years????
Woods
Fanny thinks she should come to the woods everyday. Fanny, you can’t do that unless you actually stay home at the shitoo everyday.
Scrap Yard for Broken Down Vehicles
Fanny says it's all Dan's old cars, but think we've found the red van and the car Baghead purchased for Fanny
Courtyard
Those damn posts in the courtyard won’t be removed for 8-10 years. Fanny tells Mummy she needs some vision. (Fanny, your Mummy is blind) Mummy will likely be dead before the posts are removed
New bench from auction house in Sussex – Fanny thinks it was only £50 but can’t remember!?!?! (Fanny you left off a zero - it was probably £500)
War on Weeds
Big argument over the heuchera plants in the Jardain Anglaise
M - That should not be there
F – But look at the nice red flowers Mummy
M - The weeds will take whatever water there is, so you need to do the weeding
F - No, No, No Mummy - don't pull that
M - What’s good about this? (after pulling out the weed)
F - Nothing
F - Maybe Mummy knows what she’s doing after all
M - She does (Mummy keeps pulling at the weeds)
F - Oh you’re getting there
M - I was always there
M - Apologize
F - I bow to your superior wisdom
M - I’m going to spend time here – everything has to go
Mummy, can you please include Snorty in your “War on the Weeds” which are invading the shitoo! We'd all like to see Snorty pulled out by the roots and chucked in the garbage, never to be seen again.
It's kinda mind blowing to me that this is even an issue in 2023. I cannot fathom hatred for people who aren't straight. At least it's reassuring to know that the next generations are far more accepting of difference.
he sure calls a disaster. but we won't see it, just filthy chatelaine will walk around in her shagy coat with long face announcing the tragedy.
How appropriate . . . a mushroom shed at the HMN.
Stephanie already treats her viewers and patrons like mushrooms.
She keeps them in the dark and feeds them crap.
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Yes . . . very close.
The seem to be holding hands under the table.
Bonjour JackAss
C Rae
2 minutes ago
Well. just watching the video for the second time. Phillips face when he saw the chicks and then holding Penguin and siblings was absolutely priceless. Suddenly had a flash of Penguin and siblings following Phillip around the Chateau wherever he goes. They can imprint on humans after all.
Carol Z
12 minutes ago
None of the Patrons can see Philip and the chicks without mentally screaming “GRAB THE CHICKEN PHILIP!” Not to be rude…there was a Patron video where they tucked eggs (unsuccessfully it seems) under the broody chicken and Philip, encased in gloves, was reluctant to pick it up. Eventually “GRAB THE CHICKEN PHILIP” was repeatedly implored in between Stephanie’s gales of laughter.
Getting major Weekend at Bernie’s vibes in the photo of Percy riding in the back seat of the car.
He must fart a lot.Snorts has lunch alone. His favourite. Petis
It is a brand of memory foam mattresses. great for bedsores in those who spend too much time in bed!!I watched so you don't have to
11 chicks hatched. (Phiphi acted like a 3y/o)
Stone bench placed in court yard (needs pressure washing)
Picking up mummy from airport
Annelise stepped by to do her hair.
They had lunch and SJ showed each and every single item laid out on the table. Like we never saw cheese before.
Tableschaping by phiphi
Showing the food they are going to eat (stop doing that, I dont want to know what maria cooks or how ot looks pn the plate)
Showing mummy her appartment, noticed that the chandeliers are still on the ground since january
Mummy and percy went to pick up gerry
Pavlina picked herbs to make tea
Ps what are the boxes in the chick room? Is anyone familair with the brand emma?
And to be honest, Dan was a cook out on a rig. He appears to like cooking but a chef he is not. He has cooking experience, but I will bet a bottom dollar he wasn't cooking any culinary cuisine out there for the crew.
Sorry to quote myself, the other comment disappeared. Just wanted to say I misunderstood who Dragomiroff was referring to in their previous post. Can't delete it, so ignore me.
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