The Chateau Diaries #204 Fanny put more $ into her sagging face than her sagging château!

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OhIDontKnow...

I am so on the fence about watching any of it anymore or even reading here. I just absolutely can’t stand her or her “boyfriend”. All the lying, traveling, spending, and idiotic choices. Nothing ever gets done. It’s all so pathetic. I used to quite enjoy a hate-watch. I don’t get much out of a “disgusted apathy” watch. I also don’t give a shit what the Smuglies do next. They wore me out with the kitchen. Funnily enough they got the dining room done in three weeks. I really don’t like the color over the entire room. It’s too much. I like the Beau Chateau, the Fertes really work hard and it’s interesting, Our French Chateau has good content, and Billy gets things done. I can’t bother with the others I don’t think. I don’t want to support the stupid bitch PhiPhi, or Fanny in the slightest.
 
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Luna20

Woooow, I thought the list to do things was already impressive, but I forget the Porno tiles, pool table, raised beds, her study, the van, The stool in the twirl room!

Btw have you noticed anything which was done this year the majority of the work was done by Annmarie?!
The painting of the tower, wallpapering of the loo, wallpapering Marquis salon took what 3weeks in total ( I give them extra time because they are slow)

What on earth apart from the 180 days away from the chateau have they collectively been doing?

The 1200 plants which got delivered and everyone chipped in was planted in a couple of days. Imagine if they put this kind of team spirit towards the chateau, how fast things would get done!
 
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Princess Pussycat

I think Fanny has her share of loose screws as well, so it runs in the family. And the 'kiss' was very badly staged and as pointless as the rest of her vlogs.
 
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Princess Pussycat

Ebb & Flow said:
When did the 'Farmhouse' REALLY celebrate Xmas? Not convinced it was December 24 & 25!
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The time lines are all over the place. Smoke and mirrors.
 
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KyBourbon

What I don’t understand is how Fanny continues to succeed pulling in the cash, subscribers, and views in spite of herself! What she’s done is as bad or worse than Michael Petherick, but he crashed and burned while she continues to thrive. Michael will always have his die hard fans, but his channel and Patreon are shadows of their “former selves.“ In the case of Michael, there was a “reckoning“ and consequences for his choices. I keep waiting for that to happen to SJ. Honestly, what does the woman have to do to finally torpedo her channel and Patreon? Clearly people don’t seem to care that she collects hundreds of thousands of dollars for restoration and has nothing to show for it. There were some rumblings when it was revealed that Teabag wasn’t really her romantic interest. Maybe if it’s discovered that Squirrel was hired to act the part of her boyfriend…would that be the start of her downfall? The delusion of her fans really baffles me.
 
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TorontoGWM

I have the perfect title for the next thread….

The Agentinian’s Ma put more $$$$ into her sagging boobs than the Chatelaine has put in the sagging beams!
 
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Clara Burnett

There's a really telling answer to this dilemma: MPK has a very gay soul and instinctively refuses to put out footage that doesn't mach its joined esthetic. He'd rather be silent than produce the junk Stephanie Jarvis puts out. She has no soul, no conscience and she's ruled by an agenda: put out footage, no matter what. It works perfectly short term, but lacks intelligence or awareness and will bring her down eventually.
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Yes but as we all know, Phyllis doesn’t scrub up well. He stains headboards, scares the locals and has been known to frighten horses!
 
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NotAChatelaine

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Things done, a list of few achievements: Armoire, in one of his "deflect attention from the crumbling grand salon" jobs created internal shutters for the Tacky Room apartment. And there was a bit of paint sloshed upon these fine examples of joinery.

things to do, a list of countless unfulfilled dreams, schemes and surveys: bespoke panelling for every room in the decrepit farmhouse. Another item on Armoire's list. And possibly (but I might have made this up?) Internal shutters throughout the house.

The good news is that we can stand down about shutter dogs being finally attached for external shutters, as the (MIA) architect decreed external shutters not of the period (a ridiculous jdea, really, that Lalande should be authenc!)). The bad news is that Spendthrift Stephanie bought the shutter dogs some time ago. A not inexpensive unnecessary expense but, hey, when has that ever mattered.
 
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TorontoGWM

Clara, don’t you think Fill-Up has a very gay soul as well?
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Actually one can help being over-endowed, both men and women. There are a number of corrective surgeries that can fix that if it is problematic, though it’s usually for health reasons. My mother had the unfortunate experience to be cursed (her word) with a B movie starlet bust, 54 DDD. Think Sophia Loren with Jayne Mansfield’s…assets. Throughout university and beginning her career no one would take her seriously. She also would not use said bust as a means of influence to get her own way. She felt it was beneath her and insulting to do so. Admittedly she was unnervingly intelligent on a scale that the CIA could have used as a mission planner. When she and my father became engaged she’d had enough and had breast reduction surgery as she refused to have those “things” photographed in a wedding dress. She once told me that her first attempt at standing after the surgery she was so used to counterbalancing in her stance she went teakettle over elbow and had to be caught by the nurses.
 
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KyBourbon

Yes…I’m a critic of Michael, but unlike SJ, he’s demonstrated he has a conscience. He’s self aware…he knows that he messed up. He made those “crying vlogs” but then removed them after he realized they weren’t a good idea. And he made his Fresh Start video last January where he admitted he’d made mistakes. I don’t see Fanny ever truly admitting to a mistake or taking responsibility for anything she does.

I actually wouldn’t mind seeing Michael return to regular vlogging if he shows that he’s truly grown and changed. His early videos were beautifully done. Maybe he’s learned from his experience (the hard way!).
 
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Pekey

I don't get it either but I am a person who would never give money to a video maker.
Why her I wonder , with all the money she has been given and nothing to show for it Chateau/Castle wise. Just lots of holidays and expensive things she is buying along the way.
I think it is this KyBourbon...... Fanny has a host of story book characters in her "films" - we have the princess who bought a Castle and needs help so two knights in shiny armour who used to be boyfriends came by and helped her out when her Daddy kicked the bucket! Nearly a Orphan Annie !
We have her mean Mother with her step Father and they come over and make the Castle jump to it ! lots of fights and arguements with Mummy - so that is fun as many have difficult Mothers just like our heroine Fanny.
There is the faithful Tartan Terror , Nati , Kat, Pavlina , FRK, Dan in the Van, scary Tree Guy, Old Cruz and his Mum and Dad ..... oh you could go on and on.
Strange kinky love interest in Squirrel Boyfriend ...... is he or isn't he ? Keeps you guessing and that is entertaining for some people too. Will they get married ? If they do..... what will the wedding dress be like?? etc, etc.
We have dress up parties , places like Venice . Peacocks and sad chickens .... lots of farm animals.
Its like a Disney film and that is what people love and that is why some sad people send her their hard earned money to keep it going. They don't care if the Chateau is never renovated as long as their fairy story keeps being produced.
I do hope Karma gets her in the bum.
 
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LittleMore Cottage

My sister bought me an electric food warmer years ago, I use it all the time for parties. It comes in handy to keep things warm especially if a party lingers on. So I know I have a lot of questions if "Lunch" was supposed to be at 3 pm what were they doing for four hours? As "Lunch" was then at 7 pm. And how pissed would you be as the cook/chef if you had to hold your food for four hours? I am not a fan of eating cold/old food

So Curtis has a new Vlog out - in it the Hubby and him were having sausages and Hubby says something to him like "you like your sausage big?" it was creepy and totally inappropriate for a public Vlog - not being a prude but seriously it was rude. Funny but rude
 
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ploppityplop2

Didn’t someone on here say Fanny put an ad asking for actors to perform as volunteers? Snorts arrived with no volunteer talent
 
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