Memo #109
To: LieLande Residents
From: Staph
I am sorry, sort of, to tell you that the finger painting project for the local village children in the Grand Salon will not be happening due to structural circumstances which I have never noticed nor been warned/advised about in the past decade and 8 years. Recently, whilst having various conversations, I thought the structural references over the most recent years were directed at my son, and his skin tight pants, Where does he put his hedgehog, how is his structure - that sort of thing. Anyway, please return the finger paints to NARNIA, and please close the wardrobe doors properly. Whomever lined the staircase with 32 different china place settings, one per step, that was clever. I’m out now for a couple days for Botox. Please see that the place settings are returned to their proper location.