The Chateau Diaries #150 Stephanie Jarvis Wipes Back to Front - The Lalande Way

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Freesia54

Which part of the UK do they live? Hoping to move to the South of France... well that would give most people a glass half full vibe... .. I hate it when people with privilege tell others that they have to make the most of situations... easily said when they don't have to worry about the cost of daily living, the extortionate energy prices, etc...I don't begrudge anyone anything but prefer them not to preach to others.
 
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HalcyonOrganic

Trengilly said:
So true - she gets the job done in five mins for me.
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You need that long for that?

Concerning me, it’s wham bam thank you baby, sugarcube Paul, drone nick, no english brother.

speaking of drone nick, if Tess Hoffmann takes him with her for pictures to Venice?
 
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Princess and the Pea

Dan's all on his jack jones again...working on that pergola. What's the betting that the 'family' have gone down to South of France to look at houses for Aunt & Uncle. I mean they need a break from the stress and effort of all that Channel 4 filming don't they. Seems like all the chateau accounts are on radio silence with nothing
He's pissed off that he's been left behind. Oh well, this is the start of the discard Dan. You've had your card marked - cue love bombing when Fanny returns. Oh Dan, you're so clever, so brilliant, you've worked so hard...hot/cold..keeping him on his toes.
 
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Freesia54

HalcyonOrganic said:
Its an online platform where porn stars/social media stars/athletic models/gays show their naked body or have sex in front of the camera for money.

it’s like Patreon for adults.

I think.
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I remember reading once that some bloke had paid to see his favourite woman, can't rememer who, but she ended up just baking cakes, probably the only things that she did get a rise from .
 
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M&MsMom

I love your recaps! Thank you for taking the time to do them.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Philip Janssen @Jenny Willow She’s right next to me, but still working. She says hi to everyone.

Too busy to chat - Fanny must be pre-occupied with an online auction deadline and frantically bidding on some more chandeliers and porcelain.
 
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Frenchie0810

And numerous " Oh gosh", squealing like a child, hand clapping and jumping up and down.. that little girl is so annoying

Yet, the thing that she claims sold her on LL was the rural countryside, peacefulness with no traffic. I guess she wouldn't have any traffic but there are no trees or land.
 
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Iolair

Sparrowsfart said:
No sign of anyone else in Dan's latest vid. Grant didn't come to help or Amaury. Spud was the only one keeping him company. If we are right about him being edged out, how long do people think that will take? And will he boomerang like Flower Killer?
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Dan is safe as long as he has a working drone. He owns the rights to be B-roll footage and has obviously given Fanny the right to use it. But if he is being edged out, look for Amaury being given a drone and being told to produce footage to use on CD. Yet another job laid at Amaury's feet. It'll be presented as 'Amaury has always been jealous of Dan's drone, so we thought we'd surprise him with one of his own'. Maybe Amaury will get drone footage of Dan's van slowly driving away as he leaves the HMN for the last time.
 
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tarteauxfruits

Living and working in France , I submitted my 2020 accounts may 2021. 2021 accounts in May of 2022 as May is the deadline for the previous years declarations. To be honest, being tva registered you know roughly what’s going on at the end of each month due to your tva return….There’s a gaping hole in something. Not just phi phi!
 
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C'est moi

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That's from our local paper! My o.h. works out of Maraussan and Montady has an ok Aldi Poor old dear was "imprisoned" in an Ehpad. They don't get very good press generally in France. Particularly came to light during the pandemic with the gouvernement opening investigations into their operations and practices. They appear to be a prolific family. Don't know anyone locally by that name though. Could be of Italian origin. But equally could be of Spanish origin. Lots of Italian immigrants to the area in the 1800's for the mining and quarrying. Then of course following the Spanish civil war lots of Spanish immigrants. Has fanny ever talked of her family's origins? Did someone mention here that there is a family property in Cap d'Adge? One of the largest and most popular (!) naturist beaches in France. Lots of shady goings on!!!
 
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C'est moi

Thought I'd seen something about an apartment in Cap d'Agde. Was the old perv Jarvis a visitor? Must have enjoyed the naturist beach there.

Albee said:
I must say I have never heard of Only Fans nor do I know or want to know what it is about.
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Katie Price likes to post... Now she's got scarey nashers.
 
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Freesia54

Tamerton said:
I turned off as soon as i saw the genius/knobhead waving.
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How on earth did he spot her from up there?.. oh ofcourse she had the Where's Stephanie blanket on...

Fennelbug said:
THE KNOCK KNEED & THE SYCOPHANT
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I can't seem to get any further than our gate at the moment. Universe is keeping me busy with so many challenges... I'm beginning to think I'm a source of amusement for 'it'. My travels are currently provided by Positano Diaries and Fernibops... and my chuckles from Monte the laughing donkey Tik Tok. Well I never said I had a cultural background.
 
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graciemckitten

It look like Fanny has been gone from the dump for almost 50% of 2022. It seems like she has flower Marie do share some traits as neither wants to be told what to do. I hope Tess leaves the naked baby doll at home for her trip to Venice. Tess and the obsessions with 5ge naked baby doll is disturbing on many levels, as are most things associated with LieLande and it’s core crew.
 
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Iolair

JackSpratt said:
Well we all knew she'd never do the logical thing and get the heating sorted as it's not 'pretty and frilly and shiny'. You could see how much it pissed her off when it came back as being top choice.
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Fixing the heating is such a low priority for Fanny because she can always bugger off to warmer climes during the colder months, now she has everyone else's money to do so. The thing about the heating is that it costs a ton to install or repair and tons more to operate. She's not going to 'waste' that money when she's personally not going to benefit from it. Rather that money is saved for future vacations and shopping sprees or stashed away and put towards her future palazzo in Venice.
 
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Kickintheass

My question is who owns the red van as seen in Dan's drone footage? White = Amury, Green = Dan. Also who was the gardener in red? Didn't look like Kirsty.
 

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