The Chateau Diaries #149 Jason Dubey said: "Complete Isolation And Desolation Of This Place"

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I get the feeling that the vlog shown on Sunday, 29th May wasn't the vlog SJ was originally intending to post. Why else would her voiceover at the end of the latest Sunday offering say "...see you on Sunday"?

Chronology and Stephanie don't ever march hand in hand, and skewed timeframes are the norm. However, this last Sunday's video seemed quite a leap backwards.



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Did the Skankster lose a ton of subs over her allowing heir Nutty to abuse Selmar??? She lost Patreons as well... I asked about the Patreons down Funds up stat... Apparently Patreon funds calculation posted can vary greatly from what is paid out... The only true calculation is done when they release the funds... No I will not be sharing a screenshot it was in a work chat... It's a good ballpark but it's not as accurate as one would hope...
Maybe, after all, people are slowly coming to their senses.
 
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My understanding is Skankanee is allowed 5 b&b rooms... But as many gites as can fit... Also glamping sites like Dick and Angle... Skankster said she wanted tree house glamping... Another reason to have paths and forest maintenance... Gites... Baghead has a gite, Potty is getting a Gite... Those she can rent for them taking a fee... Mummy has a gite... Jerry is getting a gite... Heir Nutty is getting a gite it has 2 entrances... Marquis apartment a gite I believe it has a kitchenette or can easily have 1 added... The bedrooms in the attic will probably be finished easily giving employees rooms... The room the flueries stayed in can easily be made into another gite ... An attic bedroom done up to replace the 2 rooms the Fleuries stayed in... Is there another gite that Jason dude stayed in??? So that's 5 or 6 gites the Skankster has and 2 more from the other owners... She can always move Heir Nutty up to the attic... She's probably down 2 rooms because of Skellawhore and Heir Nutty and Amoury... All she has to do up in the attic is add bathrooms... They put tubs in the bedroom... If she finally gets some damn heat she can rent out 5 b&b rooms and 8 or 9 gites maybe more year round... That's a pretty good income... All done up with donations... She's calling them apartments so ppl don't get pissed She's making gites...
 

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Subs down but veiws up... That tells advertisers that either ppl don't connect enough to sub or that ppl that don't like her still watch... So her likesblity factor is not where advertisers would like it to be to advertise on her channel... If you want to mess with the Skanksters analytics sub wait a day or 2 then unsub... That will keep her in the red if enough people do it...
I do it all the time. I subscribe, get angry with myself and cancel my subscription. I didn’t know it could have that kind of impact.
And yes, I click a few thumbs down.
 
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I do it all the time. I subscribe, get angry with myself and cancel my subscription. I didn’t know it could have that kind of impact.
And yes, I click a few thumbs down.
Thumbs down still counts as interactions to the YouTube algorithm... If you don't want to help her don't thumbs anything and do not comment... Great job btw...
 
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It's not offsetting the loses anywhere near to be considered a growing channel... 15 percent up is a bottom tier growing channel... 25 percent down considered a dying channel... That's why she has a YouTube rep working with her... Also why the Patreons aren't called out in the ending just the names in a small banner at the bottom... Analytics showed ppl clicking out for that part... She pisses people off... A few channels do really well pissing people off... A much younger demographic... CDs demographic pissing ppl off is the last thing you'd want to do...
I read somewhere, correct me if I'm wrong, YouTube also has statistics on how long someone watched the video.
We, many here, fly over everything fast because it is boring.
That's not good for her algorithm either.
 
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What about when Stephanie said several times before, that on occasion the entire chateau has been rented out, even her room?
Isn't that for holidays like Easter and Christmas... The b&b is closed... I don't know if she's tacky enough to charge friends and family... Sometimes she has opera or whatever workshops and again the b&b is closed... I think that's how she gets away with it...
 
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💁1.5 hrs one way to work. I heard a quote something like Americans think 100 years is a long time and Europeans think 100 miles is really far lol
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In some kind of wedding show (in America), the newlyweds wanted a barbecue on their farm.
They went to inquire about renting barbecue equipment 300 miles from their home. I was in shock. We travel so many miles just for the holidays and vacations.
 
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I finally figured out who Benoit is. YES, I would take him all day over DTM.
Got to admit he looked dashing with the long red scarf, first time seen dressed up, only seen him in work clothes and some very grotty. But he has a partner Christine obviously the mother of his child Nathan, who is a fine looking young man. One more upman ship between Phillip and Anna and Phillip and Stephanie. Much nicer circle of friends.
 
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YouTube suggested CD Vlog in my feed & asked a survey of what I thought of the suggestion. That was fun 🤩
 
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What about when Stephanie said several times before, that on occasion the entire chateau has been rented out, even her room?
Yes, you're right. I think it was when she was hosting one of her world renowned (irony alert) music workshops that she said something like that. I'm going to search back. If she had more than 15 guests she was breaking chambre d'hote regulations. Silly Fanny. If you're going to break the rules you shouldn't be daft enough to boast about it on camera & post it on line. But that is your arrogant nature - flaunt Covid rules, don't file taxes. Silly numbers don't mean anything to superior being Stephanie. But hey, Al Capone thought like that & it didn't turn out so well for him did it.
 
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Yes, interesting though. It shows her level of maturity when everyone else on the entire face of the planet stops calling their parents 'mummy' and 'daddy' at the age of five.
I think it’s how she says it as it’s very childlike and irrating, whereas the Irish way is charming - It’s a normal Irish thing to continue to call your parents mummy, mommy, mammy, daddy into adulthood and throughout your life.
 
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I can’t remember if SJ’s bedroom was rented out during a musical workshop (her rooms were used as practise areas). I do recall the 60th birthday chateau rental (Dan cooked) and the chef renting the chateau with his mates (lots of meat and cooking). Not sure if these events were over the maximum guest numbers.

(like someone else commented - can’t believe I remember this sh@t)
 
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Except visiting Fanny at Easter. That was a big no no for me.
I think the Fleuries have a sneaky streak and went plain and simply to make an obvious contrast between themselves and Stephanie. It worked!
 
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Sunday Vlog: cobalt blue with the turquoise plates....bleh hard no. The colbalt stems remind me of 2x1 at an Applebees or something. Turquoise plates I love because of color but a) would not use for that type of meal outside (phiphi is so not a tablescaper) & b) own them because I don't have the grift to spend other people's money.

At the ending, Fanny mentions "thank you to all to make the RENOVATIONS of the Chateau possible". No longer restoration....(if this has been stated prior, sorry...memory is hit or miss).
 
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This is a brilliant conclusion. She is not regulated right now, which is how she gets away with no safety precautions, using volunteers as staff etc. You are on to something here.
Exactly. The location of that property away from prying eyes suits Fanny so she can go about her business without scrutiny. There is always an ulterior motive with everything that she does. Loking at the rules of chambre d'hote/gites etc there are a number of reasons why she is deliberately muddying the waters with regard to private/rental accommodation & possibly why she has little interest in expanding the business because of pesky regulations.

An entirely different regulatory and tax regime operates for hotels. Plus she will need to be more formalised in her business operations, risk assessment, hygiene certificates, fire safety etc..all open to 'outsiders' having to come into the property. I reckon that areas of that place wouldn't past muster in terms of electrical safety & certainly that kitchen would be condemned as not fit for human food prep!! Income Tax, social security. VAT all higher if she expands.

Interesting article from 2019 from a property sales company: https://www.french-property.com/news/french_business/hotel_or_chambre-dhote/

"Some chateau owners seeking to run a chambre d’hôte are being advised that their property must be classed as a hotel, with significant financial implications.
Many people have been inspired by the adventures of Dick Strawbridge and Angel Adoree on the Channel 4 television programme 'Escape to the Chateau'.
The code de tourisme limits the size of a chambre d’hôte to a max of 5 bedrooms, accommodating a max of 15 persons. Beyond this threshold the property is considered to no longer qualify as a chambre d’hôte.
In 2 recent cases that have come to our attention, the local council & prefecture have been unwilling to accept the registration of the properties as chambre d’hôte on the grounds that the property exceeded the bedroom limitation.
In one case, the owners were not proposing to provide regular bed and breakfast accommodation, but to merely let out the property for occasional weddings, with the provision of overnight accommodation included in the package.
Even though the owners might not be obliged to run the business as a 'hotel', they were subject to the public access building norms of such a denomination.
The owners have therefore been faced with the choice of either carrying out very substantial works to bring the property to the required standards - health and safety, fire, and mobility access - or of abandoning the project. The cost of the works in both cases were estimated at over €200,000."

Also I wonder if the local Maire is interested in what is going on at the chateau? It would be dreadful if the town was being deprived of the visitor taxes that each person should be paying to the town.
For the attention of tit hot PA Nati : here's the info you need for doing the paperwork pet.
There is a specific form (Cerfa N° 14004.01) for you to complete, which you can obtain from your maire. You would be best advised to send the information by recorded delivery or deliver by hand, in order that you can obtain a formal acknowledgement of receipt of the information.
There is a fine of around €500 if you fail to declare, although the authorities are not particularly draconian in their enforcement procedures.
 
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The problems of cooking / eating at Lalande with all those allergies
 
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The Fleuries are really doing what I suggested for the GAG channel - highlighting restoration projects in the wider community seems to be really on brand for their viewership (and SJ's) - it's almost a two fingers up gesture to Stephanie's greed and I love it.

For me, they don't seem to put a foot wrong.
I agree. I love the Fleuries. They are totally immersed in the French culture. They speak fluent French and have lived and worked here for over 10 years. More importantly, they have class and taste which Skankanee will never have. Can't wait to see the finished kitchen 💓
 
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My understanding is Skankanee is allowed 5 b&b rooms... But as many gites as can fit... Also glamping sites like Dick and Angle... Skankster said she wanted tree house glamping... Another reason to have paths and forest maintenance... Gites... Baghead has a gite, Potty is getting a Gite... Those she can rent for them taking a fee... Mummy has a gite... Jerry is getting a gite... Heir Nutty is getting a gite it has 2 entrances... Marquis apartment a gite I believe it has a kitchenette or can easily have 1 added... The bedrooms in the attic will probably be finished easily giving employees rooms... The room the flueries stayed in can easily be made into another gite ... An attic bedroom done up to replace the 2 rooms the Fleuries stayed in... Is there another gite that Jason dude stayed in??? So that's 5 or 6 gites the Skankster has and 2 more from the other owners... She can always move Heir Nutty up to the attic... She's probably down 2 rooms because of Skellawhore and Heir Nutty and Amoury... All she has to do up in the attic is add bathrooms... They put tubs in the bedroom... If she finally gets some damn heat she can rent out 5 b&b rooms and 8 or 9 gites maybe more year round... That's a pretty good income... All done up with donations... She's calling them apartments so ppl don't get pissed She's making gites...
She is indeed allowed 5 x B&B rooms. But the mixing of B&B with gites brings a whole new level of problems with regard to taxes.
"This definition leaves unstated the position of those who own gite accommodation within their chambre d’hôte complex.
In a parliamentary response to this issue in the past the government have stated that the two are treated separately for tax and regulatory purposes.
Since 2022 there are 133 control criteria covering three main areas of the property - equipment and facilities, customer service and accessibility and sustainable development.
The evaluating body gives you a certificate in the month following their visit. The inspection certificate includes a proposal for a decision on classification of your furnished to the category mentioned in the inspection report.
The cost of the inspection varies by area and type of property, but is not infrequently several hundred euros.
All of this means you are taxed on either 50% or 29% of gross rental income, depending on the type of furnished accommodation you let.
The actual rate of taxation will be that applicable under the normal rules for personal income tax, so it will depend on your family circumstances and total income.
In short, income from furnished lettings is taxed as personal income tax, but under the rules of Micro-BIC."
It's all about the money, honey:D:D
 
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