Good evening friends! I haven't got a clue what is going on at the Chateau these days, but I gather from here that there is a girl called Stuart?! I must check that one out, but sadly I am about to head off out with the trouble & strife, so it shall have to wait. I just had to tell you this, - my wife watches a period drama called Bridgerton (most odd from what I can see) and I have just caught glimpses of it when giving her orders,- and lo and behold,- suddenly I see CLARA! I could not help myself but saying "Oh but it is Clara!" and my wife told me that she was not Clara but Penelope. (My wife has still not found Tattle, and she can keep well away.) I know Clara when I see her. Have a wonderful evening, and cheers to new VIP's, welcome to the club you little tit I'll toast to you all from one of London's finer diners!
They are "planning" to store things wherever they can. I've personally seen a dozen defrosted lobster tales next to the kitchen door in the grass, a half eaten turkey on a Spode platter parked on a toilet, an uncooked goose on top of an outdoor garbage bin, buckets full of oysters laying bare on the stone floor in the hallway. Believe me, when it comes to storing food at Stephanie Jarvis' HMN there is no planning whatsoever.
Hello to all of my Tattler friends...Like the Princess, I also took a long break from all things Chateau and in the interim I missed a LOT of Tattle Life posts...I'd check in from time to time and read a comment or two but I did miss a lot. Now it seems that I can't stay away from the vlogs. I did stop being a patreon for Stephanie but I really miss watching the idiocy and foolishness of them all. I am totally disappointed in Dan. He got bitten by the Fame Bug and lost all of the good things from his life. It makes me really sad to see all of these people on YouTube walking around with cameras stuck in their faces, sticking them in other peoples faces, acting stupid so they can brag about being a "YouTuber"...I watched Billy's vlog yesterday and seeing Ryan walking around with his camera at his side, almost like the old cowboys used to have a gun strapped to their waist...it just looked stupid.
Tess Hoffman is an American "friend" of SJ who has lived in the neighborhood of the HMN and became part of SJ's entourage, but with dreams to create one of her own. She dated Potty for the longest time but was annoyed he spend more time at the HMN than in her house, the Chateau de Fougerolles. When she dumped Potty she started dating a very young garbage collector because he was available, but it was clear that was not going to last and was just for her entertainment, pretty much what Stephanie Jarvis is having Cameltoe around for. She then landed the American multimillionaire broadway composer Adam Guettel, who bought a mansion in the area to impress her and they spend a few years on his money "playing in the world" (her words, not mine) but since she was only able to give him a plastic baby, that fairytale did not end happy either. She's out on the hunt again, or more likely has already found a new boy to toy with. Bet she's bringing him to France soon too.
You couldn't be further from the truth. Stephanie Jarvis loathes Dana with everything she has in her, though admittedly that's not too much. Dana is an inconvenience she keeps around because she knows a lot of locals, helps out when needed andis one of the few people that have been around for a while but does not see through the smoke and mirrors because she's so blinded by the light it shines on her "perfect" self.I feel Dana is true to herself and doesn't fit the LaLande cast narrative. I think Stephony loves Dana, but there is a lot we don't see of her. Short bursts of this strong woman is all we are allowed to see.
And so today when I was out shopping to buy things for child in family to take to school for Ukraine I couldn't help but think about all the stuff that they get at the chitoo. As I got children's toothbrushes & toothpaste, body wash & colouring books & pencils & baby wet wipes & nappies..I thought those absolute wastrels could just tell people to stop sending them pointless things & send things like that to a Ukraine charity. I am thinking I will send them a receipt for what I bought & say I would have sent you something for your overstuffed pile - but I spent the £ on children affected by war instead. Sorry, rant over..am so angry at those out of touch profligate self centred idiots..rant over...
i have to reply on this...i cant make YT videos to take Fanny Flash to YT court..i am here incognito for a reason..we have an estate..i work for the government and i also am in a way a sort of public figure...i cant do that...if i was a nobody knows i would do it..try to let people open their eyes and see what she and her bunch is up to..Thats why i am also hoping more people will do YTvideos..to end this grifting of her...its wrong..i dont think her true followers will end their payments...some people just cant be saved...they run after a dictator untill he is killed..look at history..but it would be good to persuade the doubters..to stop following her and support her..Fanny is very good at manipulating vunrable people...it makes me sick...
Word on the street is Tess Hoffman wil be returning to France real soon. I do wonder if she will stay in her ex boyfriends mansion, her mother's 11th century abbey or her own little shittoo that she gave up when she moved in with the boyfriend she has now lost (and his money, which must have hurt a hell of a lot more) and that's currently being renovated by her mother. For someone without any real purpose in life she seems to have a lot of choices, but usually makes bad ones. I bet she will show up at yet another party invented by her boring bff Stephanie Jarvis sooner rather than later.
Dan could have chopped all that wood for his man cave burner instead of spending his time complementing the geriatric bimbo.
14/15ths of us have your back!Oh @MojoDublin ! I’ve been dragged through the mud today! Is there a special cot in the VIP lounge where I can rest and recover?
Oh a side note..and a definite de-railing by me...I have a bloke called Darren who does plumbing/carpentry work for me. He came round yesterday to price up a job & at the end of our conversation he said to me 'why do you keep calling me Dan?' Anyone think I'm in need of a Tattle break??!!
Ray-bans, travel to Venice, tattoo, planes & trains to the UK, Ubers from the airport in London, night out with buddies in the UK, rap night out with Dana. Yet his clapped out van keeps breaking down, little progress on his family home, no evenings spent cuddling his boys and doesn't even know what the plan is for his son's birthday celebration.
I hope that any discussions are private and they don't film Selmar's' visit However, I suspect Fanny will film Selmar returning like the prodigal son, welcome him with open arms, tie a yellow ribbon around Ruby, rename the new male peacock Sellmar, reminisce together in the downstairs loo, bake his favourite apple cake and pretend everything is well in chateauverse.