The Chateau Diaries #105 The grift that keeps on giving

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They sunk +300,000 pounds into the property for initial renovation work & today the shitoo is still only worth what they paid for it!
Any sane person would cut their loses and sell the shitoo.
I think this really is the crux of the issue - why invest in something so heavily, such is the amount that LaLande requires - to reap little of no return? It comes back to money again, she knows that she’ll come away with hardly anything if all three owners decide to sell, hence the focus on set dressing.
 
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Where are SJ, PJ and tartan taxi driver staying in SA,
1. With Mummy and Percy
2. in the Jarvis house with the live in help
3. A luxury hotel.
Maybe one in each!
 
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I just realised we never got to see Oliver (the part time daubler) leave the shitto, come to think of it we didn’t get much from him after his car key fiasco in a neighboring town. I wonder if he was reluctant to be filmed any further after our trolling his arrogance?
 
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Even if Larkin and Potty would want to sell their share (and they don't), SJ has the controlling interest in the HMN hence she can veto whatever she does not agree to. If ever the day will come that the boys need to distance themselves from her (sweet dreams are made of this) I am absolutely sure they will gladly take their losses and gift her their shares.

He left, shortly after his last pretentious performance in one of the early advent flogs.
 
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Lalande is not a medieval castle.

Its oldest part dates from the 17th century. Maybe some foundations can be found being from the 16th century but that's it.

The rest of the building has been rebuilt in mid 19th.

About the gardens being open to the public, they need to be historical and spectacular in terms of gardens architecture. Which is not the case at Lalande - even with Davey's plans.

There are many many châteaux in France with beautiful listed gardens open to the public. It would take decades to Lalande to reach the same result...

Yes. It's the same in France.

The French tax office is not known for being nice and kind....
 
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@Marty McFly 9 In response to your post about SJ's inheritance/ wealth, it's been mentioned before that she also owns an apartment at Cap d'Agde. Does anyone know when or how that was acquired?
 
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Yes.... France is full of French people who live a French life in a French way and in a French system. Surprise surprise !

A shame indeed
 
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@Shannaswood right? I mean it's sooooo expensive! So expensive for just a short while to get over there!

I don't think people even understand that if you can't just drive around- you have to fly and rent a car and everything it's just BLINDINGLY expensive! What people in countries OTHER than the USA ALSO do not have to contend with are: MASSIVE medical bills ( if you are paying out of pocket for your own INSURANCE consider 3k to 5k a month) PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE PENSION PLANS OR GOVERNMENT RETIREMENT PLANS HERE - It's all on you bucko so save up- LONG TERM ILLNESS OR INJURY yup, once again, it's on you and your family, and your family has moved away and nobody is speaking anyway and GOVERNMENT housing/hospice

I've shown you those photos of the under passes right? Why do you think we have everyone homeless here? In California? It's warm! At least they know they won't freeze to death. No, if you get alzheimers there isn't a back up plan unless you have saved. $237 PER day. No joke.

My mother and I got into a huge argument about it- she lives in Canada and she kept saying no no no... but what if you cant.... so ya.... I get really MAD. They also want to send their kids to college- anywhere from 20k a year in state to 90k out of state private!! PER YEAR ..

I get sooo MAD at this THEFT this LIAR to the point of TEARS , because just like any CULT LEADER she is playing on people's DREAMS for people who will NEVER HAVE the opportunity to GO TO VENICE or PARIS or LONDON and she is saying WE ARE DOING THIS TOGETHER YOU AND I!! BECAUSE OF YOU!! SEE WE ARE FRIENDS!! AND ONE DAY!! WE WILL BE TOGETHER but they won't. Not ever.

Because like any great liar, thief or catfisher, it's all about teasing it out, playing the line, keeping it RIGHT THERE!! When really.... she is just stealing your homework, ditching you for the captain of the football team and laughing at you as soon as she dumps your ass when she gets on the jet and you CLEAN HER FUCKING TOILET and are just grateful to do it.

The only thing that gives me any hope at all: Hitler once had a whole country that loved him.

Then again, he STILL has people who worship him. Just remember "good people on both sides" right folks? You CAN indeed fool some of the people ALL of the time. They want it so badly to be true.

I. Hate. Her.

@Marty McFly 9 In response to your post about SJ's inheritance/ wealth, it's been mentioned before that she also owns an apartment at Cap d'Agde. Does anyone know when or how that was acquired?
My anger grows. Also her parents never worked hard. They stole. They stole from people too old and too defenseless to do anything about it. Exhibit A: a baby grand piano to a 16 year old who was NOT on stage at the Royal Albert Hall nor at Carnegie Hall. I rest my case your honor. I am a Q.C in this kind of grifting.

Yes.... France is full of French people who live a French life in a French way and in a French system. Surprise surprise !

A shame indeed
Right? AND SHE NEVER has a single FRENCH person woek for her!! I mean doesn't that piss off a single French person? My husband speaks French and has French family, and THANK THE LORD we never went over there and thought of saying "hey you should meet her" they would have been MORTIFIED!! he says her accent is TERRIBLE!! Worse than an Americans!! He wants to know where they labor law people are? He cannot believe she has gotten away with it for so long!

Because he is arrogant- with no right to be so. I mean if we are to work of the English system- the accent is quite wrong n'est pas?
 
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An interesting idea SJ is hoarding money. She might be, but in my experiences (an accountant as a first career) the more disorganized a person was in real life, it was mirrored in their bank accounts. I'm guessing her money is as messy as her home.
The accounts are probably half-heartedly watched over without budgeting for each project. I'm guessing even the household account is a bottomless pit of cash (groceries and such) no one keeps an eye on.

I don't think she will ever sell. The place reminds her too much of her youth and her father. Besides, on the cash she has now, even with the sale of the residence, she would never afford Italy. Maybe rent for a month or two, but that would be it.
 
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IMHO as dear Brenda would say, all funds - regardless of source, are going into one bank account- wherever that is. Which is an accounting nightmare. Natti provided receipts by month yet not sorted into BnB vs regular costs. Recent example the Brico visit by Dan to fix the door. Who pays for those materials? The replacement gas bottle for all the wood scorching done - who pays for that.
For Tattle viewers who may not comment; in earlier threads we suggested SJ have a grocery budget which would reasonably feed the many food requirements at the time but not tip her into ridiculous costs. And a standard book of recipes for guests which had been costed to ensure flexibility yet no waste. Tattlers are not without constructive suggestions. We have also suggested she hire a proper business admin manager.
Sigh…..it all started so well.
 
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Fanny doesn't want anyone with professional expertise working for her. She wants people who can do the basics (Dan, Ian, Nati, Davey.) but still to do exactly as she wants, without anyone advising her to the contrary. It's her Shitoo and they do as she wants. The only one who doesn't fall into that category is Amaury but as family has a slightly different platform. She would never want to have a capable business manager, professional gardener or anything other than a jobbing builder as they would raise too many obstacles to her hare- brained schemes.
People with proper credentials and expertise get frustrated with her, like the accountant and the chapel restorer and soon regret the association.
 
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@Marty McFly 9 In response to your post about SJ's inheritance/ wealth, it's been mentioned before that she also owns an apartment at Cap d'Agde. Does anyone know when or how that was acquired?
There's lots to read about it in earlier threads, so I recommend a good search if you want to no the detailed storie(s). Basically IJ is from the South, her mother Paulette used to live close to Cap d'Agde. The apartment there belongs to IJ, but obviously SJ can't wait until it's hers (something to add to her already overly expanded list of possessions) so she pretends her mother isn't there anymore and fakes ownership herself. Because it's not a very grand apartment and needs a complete overhaul to fit SJ's standards, she has not shown it on her vlogs yet. Could be a 'restoration'-project in the waiting...
 
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Took hours to read previous thread from page 6 to here and all I have to say is that I ten times rather look at Dan's ass than Snorty's face.
There's a difference? Ah must be Dans arse is hairier...

Wow the threads go fast ..... thank you once again Mojo !!!
I know... so quick... I only went to bed and woke up to another thread... great title by the way x
 
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wow the threads go so fast...i cant keep up...you know..When you have lived your whole life being lazy...nothing will ever change,,i guess her father stirred her up while they all were at the chateau..her mother also didnt care...she let us believe she is so hardworking...but i have my doubts about that..those two are alike..running after men to become a kept woman..and save their own savings on the bank..

living in a cluttered dump filled with trash and crap gives you a cluttered mind..

About Flowerkiller Marie...where ever she goes..she will always take herself, and her troubles with her....she is clearly very disturbed..and needs to seek help...its always better to work when your feeling down then to drown in selfpity..
 
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I am sorry, but the farmhouse is NOT medieval ( a period lasting from the 5th to the late 15th century), as regards the fields, they typical fields in an impoverished area of rural France. As regards the allure of the farmhouse, please don't get me started.

The Flueries aren't hoarders, they have a more refined taste and don't over stuff their rooms with cheap Emaus/Brocante crap. The Fleuries are quality over quality, which is the polar oppositie of SJ & the shitoo!
I think I will give the Flueries another look, it would be nice to see something actually done, without the bat-shit craziness of Fanny faffing around half naked.
 
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Yes I think the dynamics of that relationship has changed... I didn't much care for his shared info of the pooping man for the advent vlogs but not long after this revelation, other vloggers mentioned it... Nicky in Positano Diaries mentioned it when she videod the man who made the nativity/village characters. I didn't mind Oliver but I got the feeling that he was no longer featured as a main character in the La lande Saga, even though his appearances were never regular. With too many people each wanting their own ' air time' he was cast to one side. I don't think he was there for gain, as he is doesn't need SJ's following. He got a free holiday from staying there but I do think his friendship was genuine. Now that he's settled in Spain, although not too far away, I can't see him returning any time soon.
 
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Ruby was left out. WHY???


Chateau DIY did not include Chateau de Lalande, (again). Have they been dropped by channel 4???


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It's not rocket science... regardless of the size the household a buget is required to ensure that your outgoings are not greater than your incomings.
 
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