The Chateau Diaries #104 it was all claws on deck!

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I don’t know if I am learning to speak Selmar or his English has improved. I wonder if Tatti is helping him.
The language of Selmar is hard to penetrate. A bit like Klingon. I do agree that it was easier to interpret tonight. Maybe he has invested in a better microphone so when Tatty turns on him, the people of Diss can hear his cries for help.
 
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But its her own website advertising her services for weddings, so she could actually put anything she likes on it. I've known many a person who has lied unashamedly on their CV, and advertisements.
So you've said before. However at present, it's all we have to go on unless you have evidence to the contrary.. It is very likely that she performed, not necessarily as a soloist, at Greenwich Naval College as it is so close to Trinity. We are aware of some amateur performances locally.
 
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why does Selmar film people and doesnt have the curtesy to buy something..what a cheap Dutch ass he is..did he actually buy a coffee in that hotel?? or did he drink out of the tap..in the toilet..the more i see of him the more i dislike his cheap and scrooge behaviour..
 
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i am getting a bit of a flying monkey vibe about you..i have been on this path before..
Wouldn‘t a former VIP know what a Flying Monkey is? The term has been around for a long time now. By the looks of the threads filled with new members, I’d say we need an industrial sized can of Flying Monkey repellant
 
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Because the person she chooses to be her right hand is a Gossamer Haired Fancy Lad
 
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Oh, so it's all your fault?  But I admit when I see a teapot with a peacock I cant help but thinking: Steph might like it
 
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By the looks of the threads filled with new members, I’d say we need an industrial sized can of Flying Monkey repellant
Not all new members are flying monkeys - those who are, show themselves very quickly. Just ask Little Lord Snortalot, Page of the Back Passage, he didn't last five minutes.
 
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Wouldn‘t a former VIP know what a Flying Monkey is? The term has been around for a long time now. By the looks of the threads filled with new members, I’d say we need an industrial sized can of Flying Monkey repellant
Falling numbers of patreons mean automatically rising numbers of new members on tattle
 
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And if he steals any of it she will never know be cause the dumb lazy ass doesn't know where anything is in that dump or what she even has.
 
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Similarly with The Orange Twit here in the US.
 
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Falling numbers of patreons mean automatically rising numbers of new members on tattle
I don't know about that. Her patreon numbers are pretty much going up after her latest marketing offense of signing the fake paneling for all patrons and not just the fancy, highest tier ones.
 
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Not all new members are flying monkeys - those who are, show themselves very quickly. Just ask Little Lord Snortalot, Page of the Back Passage, he didn't last five minutes.
Though I do wonder why they are so stupid? I understand if someone reads here and starts writing positive things about himself to counteract the negative but why being so obviously rude from the very beginning and attack people in a forum with over 100 threads? Like one comment could change our minds?
"Marie worked really hard and her wreaths are whimsical", "Phil worked really hard and can sing" "Selmar worked really hard and loves the animals", "Ruth worked really hard and writes lovely novels" "Michael works really hard and can paint"
" Isabelle worked really hard and gives huge tips"
"Stephanie worked really hard and can be rational"
 
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It's OK. I won't tell anybody.
 
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I don't know about that. Her patreon numbers are pretty much going up after her latest marketing offense of signing the fake paneling for all patrons and not just the fancy, highest tier ones.
Yes, that was a smart move. Let's hope she does something stupid in SA like sunbathing at the nude beach with Phil
 
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They see themselves as St Fanny's Saviours and can't wait to don their shining armour and saddle up their white chargers. Maybe she should commission a stained glass window for the chapel.
 
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Welcome!

How did you feel about the gift being worn with yellow rubber gloves while cleaning? I think I might have found that a bit off putting.
 
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