The Chateau Diaries #103 Keep your dreams, SJ. Give everyone else their money back

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Curtis is lying. I can recognise he has shaved her face, repositioned the side of her mouth, shaved her thighs, replaced a radiator under her stilettoes for a wooden table… she looks unlike herself in the majority of them, and his alterations are not flattering. If she were a paying client he wouldnt be paid for this. Apart from his bad digital skills, the posing and styling of these shots was all wrong. They should have used Kate Moss for style inspo, especially the hair… i could go on but I won’t!
I just don't get it. Why take all those photos in the unfinished salon???? wtf
 
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so @ 4 dollars per 1000 views = 189649 dollars in 42 months = 4515 dollars per month average

which really ought to be able to provide a comfortably WARM environment in which to stay all year round
SJ heating the farmhouse….

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Yes! That would be ideal.

What vlogs do you follow?
Suzanne in France, French Character Homes, The French Property Specialists, Leggit Immobilier. There are a few more that pop up, but I must not actually be "following" them
 
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What do you have against Leos, vedic or not I am leo so is my brother
We are generous and chilled just dont piss us off

Yep...my husband is a Leo...calm exterior, quiet...holds his opinions to himself...extremely generous and easy going as can be...until...you say something against moi...then he is a beast...kind of frightening. 👿
...and at that point...he has no filter.and doesn’t give a tit what anyone thinks...nor what he says...no one ever suspects it...until he erupts...I always say...be careful...he can go insane...no one believes it...well, until tit happens...😎. Leo’s...deserve respect...and a wide berth...don’t duck with them...or who they hold dearest...big mistake...✌
 
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Curtis is lying. I can recognise he has shaved her face, repositioned the side of her mouth, shaved her thighs, replaced a radiator under her stilettoes for a wooden table… she looks unlike herself in the majority of them, and his alterations are not flattering. If she were a paying client he wouldnt be paid for this. Apart from his bad digital skills, the posing and styling of these shots was all wrong. They should have used Kate Moss for style inspo, especially the hair… i could go on but I won’t!
I disagree with one part of this -- I think his edits are extremely flattering to SJ. She hasn't looked this good (both her face, and especially her body) since she was 28! He has presented a more attractive, younger version (and I use the word loosely) of SJ!! Perhaps she should have just kept the photos for her own personal use.
 
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I think MPK or Billy should dedicate a video to Pa Petherick. Talk about his background and life experiences…maybe include some photos from the past. It seems everyone likes Pa…it would get a lot of views and likes, and the video would be a great keepsake for Ernest and Archie to remember their grandfather. Pa seems like a hardworking, no-nonsense kind of guy. He’s of the era where men didn’t really express their feelings…I’m glad that things are slowly changing where that’s concerned.
So true. Pa is so genuine.
 
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Can anyone tell me what is the actual point of the photoshoot? For patreons to see? Are we going to use the images as digital wallpaper? It was such a vanity project and anyone with class wouldnt be sharing these. It is a desperate and vain attempt of an ageing lady to show off her beauty to her admirers, for what purpose? It has nothing to do with the restoration of the chateau, and i as a Patron am annoyed by this in my inbox. I dont dare question it on her pages as i will be attacked by superfans. Fyi i am a 1 dollar patron, just to piss her off!

...don’t over think it...there’s no real point,..to anything about her...she’s a vapid c...she’s just trying to deflect from her lack of $ transparency...oh and she thinks she is hot as duck..but really...she’s boring...and pitiful...not spank worthy at all...that’s why she is stuck with gay phillie...

...funny...that you are giving a one buck chuck..to that dumb duck..

Ok...yeah...my martini was extra strong...sue me...😈
 
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No to defend the pethericks.but .i would like to sit next to pa..i even wouldnt mind if he kept his cap on..maybe i should give him a hint to take it off..i bet we should have a good conversation..i also think the food is better at Begmania...that whole lalande gives me more creeps with their false and fake pretentions.... to be so classy..as a matter of fact all those chateauowners lack style and class..the only thing they can do well is grifting and begging for money..

...pa is cool...just wish he would zip up his onesie...
 
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Don’t forget the hot water bottles and beanies!


Thought Ryan might go back and run Billy’s new brocante when it’s ready. New
Looks like Billy is making a bar in the basement and fixing up the entryway is for that as well. Maybe they are going to rent out the entire chateau as event space and need a bar down there? Maybe they’ll turn the whole thing into a hotel? He’s up to something.
 
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O yes, but funny story: when pregnant I read in the very first pregnancy book that vacuum sections are usually not practiced very often anymore so in all the other pregnancy guides I skipped the chapter about vs. So when during labor the gyn suddenly suggested the vs, I was like " What? I haven't read anything about it. Can't happen."
After I asked my husband if the vaginal tear was bad (I could not feel anything) and he looked and would not want to tell me to not frighten me. So I insisted and he finally said: " it looks like a huge cauliflower down there". So much for camel toe 😂
...oh man...that’s fukkd...hope things have improved for ya....😎
 
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Can anyone tell me what is the actual point of the photoshoot? For patreons to see? Are we going to use the images as digital wallpaper? It was such a vanity project and anyone with class wouldnt be sharing these. It is a desperate and vain attempt of an ageing lady to show off her beauty to her admirers, for what purpose? It has nothing to do with the restoration of the chateau, and i as a Patron am annoyed by this in my inbox. I dont dare question it on her pages as i will be attacked by superfans. Fyi i am a 1 dollar patron, just to piss her off!
In my sphere, set/clothing stylists, photographers, hair stylists, make-up professionals often get together with a 'model(s)' or 'friend(s)' for a creative photo shoot. As a rule, they all donate their time and products and establish a theme and spend a half or whole day working as a team. They use the results individually for their personal portfolios/social media channels, and sometimes, if the product is high quality or involves a particularly notable model, the team can actually sell the photos to a publication with credits for their work. I am always surprised how eager professionals in this area are to undertake projects like this on their own time. I am sure this video highlights Curtis' talents (not to mention, he is able to write off his trip) - and SJ would have been over the moon to pose!

Unfortunately, some of the mystique of her transformation was lost by showing the behind-the-scenes and set up in the video.
 
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Looks like Billy is making a bar in the basement and fixing up the entryway is for that as well. Maybe they are going to rent out the entire chateau as event space and need a bar down there? Maybe they’ll turn the whole thing into a hotel? He’s up to something.
He did mention one of the reasons they moved out was to make the chateau available to guests.
 
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Will Snorty’s tight pants chafe in the SA heat?
Will Percy give Snorty a hat to cover that one weird strand?
Will Percy give Snorty a hat because it will complete the grandpa look?
Is Snorty allergic to bbq kudu?
Will Snorty give away toe socks in buckets?
What fork do you use after seeing elephants in the wild?
Will IJ chase Snorty like she did FRK or can Snorty outrun her like he did the fast French dog?
 
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Tats and Dulmar have a new vid. Looks as if they are getting their fans (and themselves) ready for defeat.
 
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Tats and Dulmar have a new vid. Looks as if they are getting their fans (and themselves) ready for defeat.
It is a heartfelt message. I feel quite sorry for them in a way beause they seem to have bitten off so much more than they can chew.There is so little feasibility of their plans working out, even if they had pots of money, and a whole team of organizers!:rolleyes:
 
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It is a heartfelt message. I feel quite sorry for them in a way beause they seem to have bitten off so much more than they can chew.There is so little feasibility of their plans working out, even if they had pots of money, and a whole team of organizers!:rolleyes:
I tried watching that mess...but no. Couldn't get past Dullmar's aversion to Covid rules: "Let's all be free!" I think I hear the Flower Children singing.
 
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