I received one of those Murder Mystery Party things for Christmas in the 80s. It's still unopened.
Guessing you noticed him talking over her when she was talking about hanging on?Wow, that is such a downbeat blog from the Unicorns. Neither of them said 'what a fantastic year 2021 was because we found the live of our lives and we're starting on a new adventure together'. Just 'if you're feeling pain you are not alone'! Selmar comes across as very very controlling.
Oh vey, if I am going to live with another Tattler, it'd be you (because you are my evil twin) or @Le Comte de Monte Cristo (he has a staff). I think Fanny only feeds them when there is a video to be produced- suspect these jokers are forced to eat whatever freezer finds they can get the rest of the time. Sad life!I wonder if we could correlate weight gain at the chateau with our Tartlet off topic food tangents? Picture it .... in the wee hours of the night, they are all wrapped up in their beds on their phones and iPads, reading Tattle .... all the clotted cream, scones, pie and more .... it's got to make a la lander mighty hungry .... they sneak off down to the kitchen and run into the rest of the residents ... all of them craving a piece of @Arfarf's pie ....
No T, no shade. I used to have to style Eileen Fisher clothing back when I worked in department store display. Many of the individual pieces are lovely, but the collections are designed so all the pieces fit together, like expensive Garanimals. We were not allowed to mix pieces with other vendors, it had to be head to toe EF. So it was a little boring from a merchandising perspective.I've been rocking Eileen Fisher before it was even a thing- good-fitting quality clothing. I am a middle-aged Gen-Xer whose closet consists of EF, Roxy, Hurley, J.Crew, Banana Republic, Armani Exchange, Nautica, and Ann Taylor- all of which, I have been buying since my 20s. The articles are ridiculous. They're not high-end fashion (no Versace, YSL, Gucci, LV)- just average mid-range clothing to live in.
That would be a little mind numbing, as she does not release many pieces at a time! (SMH!)No T, no shade. I used to have to style Eileen Fisher clothing back when I worked in department store display. Many of the individual pieces are lovely, but the collections are designed so all the pieces fit together, like expensive Garanimals. We were not allowed to mix pieces with other vendors, it had to be head to toe EF. So it was a little boring from a merchandising perspective.
Doesn't apply now as poor Heathcliff was murdered off on NYE at the Shitoo.Previous Tattle posts have delved off into tangents of the delicious foodstuffs Tattlers have been preparing in their own much cleaner kitchens on a regular basis. (Due to "Secretly a VIP" @Heathcliffe, who is kind of a big deal (although he does not post often) the following subjects are no longer allowed to be discussed: scones, clotted cream, PBJ, or pies.) Watching the food preparation at the Shitoo is abysmal in its own right- no proper hand hygiene, foodstuffs are left out for far too long during prep (especially perishables), prep is done on a wooden table with raw meat next to salad, the sink is no where near where prep work is done, no gloves, long hair flowing, ugh. No thanks. Agree with you 100%!
Oh you could send it to Fanny for gift grab thenI received one of those Murder Mystery Party things for Christmas in the 80s. It's still unopened.
What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.Ah now in fairness - unless she’s absolutely caked in slap
SSB gives a good run at dog ruff
She’s needs filters
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Eh he shaved 🪒 at leaste 10lbs off on this epic …. Yellow monstrosity
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He took 10 years off the jawline
And that’s without 1 month recovery🩹
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No kidding! The logical thing to do would be to hit the reset, thank everyone and come back with a smaller more manageable plan. At least that way its not a total failure. They are on the titanic right now shuffling deck chairs. It’s exciting to dream big but you have to run your dreams through a reality filter.That would be a little mind numbing, as she does not release many pieces at a time! (SMH!)
Sadly, I watched Sillymar and Tatty's NYE video- it was depressing AF. Apparently, their current kickstarter of $9K might have been a wake-up call to them, "What do you mean only $9K? But we've produced two whole videos with no content since the inception and why aren't the grannies opening their wallets to us?" Oh no, Tatty, you've never given us an actual business plan- and if you were a little more proactive in producing content/videos, people may have opened their hearts (wallets) to you. Le non. Tatty and Sillymar just sat on their arses expecting gold to fall from the sky. Fin. The end. And now, Tatty, you are stuck with him. You told Sillymar he IS your soulmate- no Shitoo of your own, you is f***ed, girl!
Well, these idiots have 17 days to go, so perhaps a magical woodland fairy with a bag full of gold will step in at the N-Hour. (Not likely, but I do like to give people hope.)
That is exactly why I would want to hire him -- she looks immensely improved!! And so much younger and hipper!What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.
Apart from the obvious wrinkle removal, he shrunk her face, gave her a nose job, realigned the eyebrows, reshaped her jawline.
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I wouldn't hire Curtis Ryan Woodside! He's terrible at this.
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Exactly.... he knows what to get rid off .... her hooked nose , sunken cheeks and that forehead!That is exactly why I would want to hire him -- she looks immensely improved!! And so much younger and hipper!
Chinese burn??I wonder what Selmar did to Tati’s arm. It wasn’t clear to me on camera.
Diesel snoring through the vlog sums it up!
No cougars- only lionsDo they have cougars in SA, besides SJ?
More entertainment in the "kittens watch bath bomb" videoI received one of those Murder Mystery Party things for Christmas in the 80s. It's still unopened.
I guess you're right. The woman on the left is much younger, hipper, and obviously a totally different person. That woman on the left ain't SJ.That is exactly why I would want to hire him -- she looks immensely improved!! And so much younger and hipper!
Imagine...BJJ's face and torso with David Beckham's legs and Brad Pitt's arms. Ugh...Exactly.... he knows what to get rid off .... her hooked nose , sunken cheeks and that forehead!
He would make Squirrel Boyfriend look like Brad Pitt crossed with David Beckham !!!
What a terrible photoshop job! She's been edited beyond recognition.
Apart from the obvious wrinkle removal, he shrunk her face, gave her a nose job, realigned the eyebrows, reshaped her jawline.
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I wouldn't hire Curtis Ryan Woodside! He's terrible at this.
Omg - did he move to Scottsdale?
Dearest Heathcliffe - I was shocked to discover that you were the target identified to be murdered by the shitoo gang during their NYE murder mystry event. I'm so pleased you survived their murder plot and are still with us! Stay say - they clearly have a target on your back!By the way, I am sure I know which name SJ uses here. Don't worry dear, I won't out you.
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That video was as boring as the party was reported to be.That Patreon video! The two kitchen girls said "support animal" and "kitchen wench" in the first few minutes. Obvious references to here. Hilarious. SJ and Potty are so stuck in the 1980s it is painful to see. Her New Years outfit was horrific. I would expect to see that at a City boys party in Battersea circa 1985. As for Potty - grow up mate. You are a good looking chap but no longer 25. Murder Mysteries are so passe and terribly dull. Despite the obvious issues, Curtis styled her well in the black - flattering and much better for her age.
I may select Ian the Electrician - at least he has a boat!I'd rather have a dirty, sweaty Matt with his dad bod, wearing his waders!
They definitely read hear - att 16.45 - the deceased was Lord Healthcliffee by blunt force trauma to the head!
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Nic was particularly elusive - not even wearing a mask!I may select Ian the Electrician - at least he has a boat!
They definitely read hear - att 16.45 - the deceased was Lord Healthcliffee by blunt force trauma to the head!
Brown - not your usual choice for a festive NYE table!And she was cut off while talking about it a 3rd time during the party. Instead we got an abrupt cut to brown plates.
BTW, PJ has missed a few opportunities for tablescapes. Has he abandoned his channel?
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