Tanya drops her phone, pushes Taco out the way, grabs her bag and speeds off in a cloud of dust to buy the new frying pan. She is after all sausage dog owner.
Does a hand brake turn at the supermarket door. Jumps out, runs into the store. Knocking Supermarket workers out the way. Makes a dash for the cooking isle. Grabs one and takes breath. She storms her way to the check out, shouting, out of my way pheasants I am a sausage dog owner. Opens her purse, drops the 17 credit cards and finds one, that will let her pay for it.
She hugs her new purchase as she leaves the store. Supermarket workers and old ladies are being helped up from the floor.
She gets back in her car. However a policeman has pulled up and questions why she is out. She flashes her Instagram page, and barks don’t you know who I am!
She threatens the police with their jobs, she knows the chief constables wife.
Tan gets back in her car, drives off. Not noticing the carnage she has left behind.
Gets home, kicks in the door and whacks Taco around the head with the frying pan. Screaming did he not see this pan when he was buying her flowers!
Taco starts to cry and she puts him back in his cage.
Tan phones for a takeaway.
It’s been a rough week.