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Where has she gone I can't find her any more has she disabled her account?

Unreal for ex-council down a pikie road
 
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She's now Sarah.in.dorset ! Original!
Where has the dreaded "SJ" gone, thought she was Sarahs best mate and doesn't even seem to have congratulated her. Maybe its only fakes like Kerry Whelpdale congratulating her. As if they care!
 
She's now Sarah.in.dorset ! Original!
Where has the dreaded "SJ" gone, thought she was Sarahs best mate and doesn't even seem to have congratulated her. Maybe its only fakes like Kerry Whelpdale congratulating her. As if they care!
Classic
 
She’ll be the first person to ever live near the sea of course...
 
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I'm dreading the endless beach pictures and the pink houses with those god awful summer dresses with her boobs shoved up under her chin. Although I think someone may have finally kindly given her a nudge that wasn't such a good look hence the jeans making an appearance!

Where has she gone I can't find her any more has she disabled her account?



Unreal for ex-council down a pikie road
I know i was amazed when i saw the front and back of it as it is...she never showed that image on insta!
 
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I wonder why she moved. She cant have made many good friends despite all that socialising! I wonder if she wasnt actually liked and didnt make any genuine friends through it all. She also mentioned Amelies best friend leaving their school, thats sad but didnt Amelie have other friends? Seems odd to cite that as a reason! What happens if her new best friend leaves dorset?!
 
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Maybe the son didn’t get her enough engagement and she needed something else to boost it
 
Mummy and Daddy are already helping out sending a plumber round so fatty can have a shower and all the little mod cons she's used to. How come her sisters can handle life independently but she clearly can't?!
 
Looks like she’s trying to go for the windswept surfer style hair with all her time on the beach, but has ended up with a ratty mess.

That pink body warmer will grow legs and crawl off her soon
 
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Looks like she’s trying to go for the windswept surfer style hair with all her time on the beach, but has ended up with a ratty mess.

That pink body warmer will grow legs and crawl off her soon
Haha, she's already looking like her frumpy Mum. Its all very joules gilets and quiche for lunch. Sarah you're in your 30's love not your 70's!

I cant get over how reliant she is on them. All this rose in the garden with her Mum. I thought she was all sociable in Surrey, she seems to have wound up with no one but her mum for company. You can feel her parents stamp all over her new account.
 
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With all that time showing off that she lives near the sea, I bet her village is nowhere near it and they have to drive 30+ mins to get there
 
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With all that time showing off that she lives near the sea, I bet her village is nowhere near it and they have to drive 30+ mins to get there
She certainly looks like she's living the life of riley. Easy eh with Mummy and Daddy on duty all the time.

Fatty goes sea swimming - Mum looks on from beach with grandchild.
Fatty has a nice lunch with sea view - Accompanied by Mummy & Daddy to keep the kids occupied

I could go on but we all know she can't handle life with her kids without all that help!

I wonder how her drip of a husband feels working away whilst she parades around in ugly frocks in front of blossom.
 
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That photo she's posted of the 3 children and her. My god! Did she mean to post that!? Its awful! She's only 36 did she say? Imagine the absolute state of her in 10 years time!
And what are all these drippy posts "send all the coffee, aren't sunny days just the best" - Is Mummy writing them for her, she sounds so gimpy and dull!

Looks like she’s trying to go for the windswept surfer style hair with all her time on the beach, but has ended up with a ratty mess.

That pink body warmer will grow legs and crawl off her soon
Lol, don't worry its dress season and frumpy sandal time again now!

She looks better with her hair cut, but my gosh she’s dull
What even with all that "whispering angel" she consumes??! Surely not!

Maybe the son didn’t get her enough engagement and she needed something else to boost it
Sounds about right. He's not gonna get any engagement is he?! She totally ruined her gimpy pink girly brand!
 
She's so dumb...she said he slept all night except one wake (so, he didn't then?!) and that she woke at 4.30am to see him awake. So, no Sarah, he didn't sleep all night?!

So, who is pink and who is palette? I’m confused.
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Glad I found this came across this woman as I live in a near seaside town. Not sure why anyone would move to Bridport it’s a shit hole, the beach isn’t even really a child friendly beach, it’s chesil so gets deep v quick, not child friendly, or you could get tested on the head by falling rocks at west bay. The small town is dead. She prob goes to Lyme/charmouth which are nicer more or to Weymouth for a kid friendly beach day. She’s rather dull isn’t she.
 
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