Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[flowergirl27]

Did anyone else see her comments re waxperts Ellen's new kids skincare? As of her 7 year old cares about skin care

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

It’s an AD

wonder what her mother went through with semi
Permanent makeup? Did she just randomly throw that out there or has she mentioned it in the past.

very defensive post!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

wonder what her mother went through with semi
Permanent makeup? Did she just randomly throw that out there or has she mentioned it in the past.

very defensive post!

More dramatics from herself as usual.

 

[InstaHunDone]

Sweet Jesus for once I hope that haircut was a freebie, I'd be raging if I'd paid for it!! It reminds of that TV show where people used to get a makeunder rather than a makeover (can't remember the name of it!).

 

[rosaMara]

Did she delete that? Don't see anything about her haircut!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Sweet Jesus for once I hope that haircut was a freebie, I'd be raging if I'd paid for it!! It reminds of that TV show where people used to get a makeunder rather than a makeover (can't remember the name of it!).

She must have done a dirty delete!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The paintwork and woodworking is tit

 

[livelaughloveXO]

The paintwork and woodworking is tit

“anyone feel like it should be Friday” - what is that silly btch on about, you don’t have a job, you have no idea what Friday feels like!!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

These sketches on paper make me laugh. This is not how designers work.

 

[Handful22]

Y'know what would have prepared Jamie for school better than "playing school" at home with you Sarah? Going to playschool.

Imagine passing on two years of socialisation and education for your child because of your own neuroses.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Y'know what would have prepared Jamie for school better than "playing school" at home with you Sarah? Going to playschool.

Imagine passing on two years of socialisation and education for your child because of your own neuroses.

Sorry you just wouldn’t understand, you see Jamie is highly intelligent and has completed an early education degree so he knows that he’s not ready for the nasty brain washing education system yet and he told her that……

He has however developed a full knowledge of tile and lighting shops and could probably re wire a house as he’s been hanging around tradespeople in his house for the last two years.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is he out of nappies yet?

 

[Handful22]

Is she seriously plugging Temu? Although given she used to flog those tacky phone accessories I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[rosaMara]

What is the story with all this keep fit bollix. Go for a bloody walk. Like the walking pad, this stupid rebounder will be gathering dust this time next month.

10 minutes on the rebounder is not the same as a 30 minute run, 10 minutes on a rebounder is 10 minutes on a rebounder.

 

[Despicable Lama]

How does she think 10 mins on this would make her burn anything that would show up on the scales?

 

[lunanina]

How does she think 10 mins on this would make her burn anything that would show up on the scales?

Because she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Because she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

Exactly. Anyone who knows the smallest amount about fitness could tell you this. Shes just looking for a quick fix that involves her not setting foot outside the pink mansion.

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

Only came across Swooney recently but a few things that stand out:

- the giant pink door on a very normal semi D
- her style is confusing
- she seems to try so hard to keep up with the Jones’ and doesn’t seem genuine as a result