Thanks to @Asparagus123 for the thread title 
RECAP from previous thread -
She is still obsessed with a gonk named norm.
Got caught being a covidiot with best mate hinch after they done some excellent social distancing at a tit superhero party
Drank a pint of ben & Jerry's for breakfast
Did a photoshoot for her new craft book so she had to round up the tat in her house to take with her, she left joe at home.
Even though Halloween hasn't arrived until today she has made an abundance of Halloween tat & food which will more than likely go straight in the bin.
That included a pumpkin house with two perfectly sized holes for toddler legs to fit in. Oh how we all laughed when rex climbed inside it all on his own.
She had to send her phone for repair so we supposedly had 3 days free off as whilst it got fixed. To most of us this felt like 3 hours.
Surprised us all when she came back with a GIANT NORM.
Now 99% of members can't see a gonk without wanting to dropkick it.
Updates -
She is still obsessed with gonks...
she has thrown shade on her mate Mrs Grinch by saying she is not doing elf on the shelf with her young child who won’t understand it. However, in true SS style she has created something even more annoying - Norm on a prawn. She needs an intervention.
A member posted that they saw her at their local garden centre on 30th Nov wearing her PJs, dressing gown and slippers. Keeping it classy and relatable as always.
SS and Mrs Grinch did some of their Xmas wrapping together and SS can’t just do it on the floor like a normal person, of course she has a wrapping station because again she’s so relatable. SS is also really behind with Xmas this year even though she has been making crappy gifts for her friends and family since Halloween ended.
Everything is still giving SS life and she is still laughing all the way to the bank with that dumb squinty smile
RECAP from previous thread -
She is still obsessed with a gonk named norm.
Got caught being a covidiot with best mate hinch after they done some excellent social distancing at a tit superhero party
Drank a pint of ben & Jerry's for breakfast
Did a photoshoot for her new craft book so she had to round up the tat in her house to take with her, she left joe at home.
Even though Halloween hasn't arrived until today she has made an abundance of Halloween tat & food which will more than likely go straight in the bin.
That included a pumpkin house with two perfectly sized holes for toddler legs to fit in. Oh how we all laughed when rex climbed inside it all on his own.
She had to send her phone for repair so we supposedly had 3 days free off as whilst it got fixed. To most of us this felt like 3 hours.
Surprised us all when she came back with a GIANT NORM.
Now 99% of members can't see a gonk without wanting to dropkick it.
Updates -
She is still obsessed with gonks...
she has thrown shade on her mate Mrs Grinch by saying she is not doing elf on the shelf with her young child who won’t understand it. However, in true SS style she has created something even more annoying - Norm on a prawn. She needs an intervention. A member posted that they saw her at their local garden centre on 30th Nov wearing her PJs, dressing gown and slippers. Keeping it classy and relatable as always.
SS and Mrs Grinch did some of their Xmas wrapping together and SS can’t just do it on the floor like a normal person, of course she has a wrapping station because again she’s so relatable. SS is also really behind with Xmas this year even though she has been making crappy gifts for her friends and family since Halloween ended.
Everything is still giving SS life and she is still laughing all the way to the bank with that dumb squinty smile
Better get the credit card out if you want to beat Hinchy to the 4 million mark 
the snacks get smaller and smaller each day
