I need to practice my angles then! Much easier than the gym, hey!
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Why oh why does Emilie associate with these mats?! She's such a sweet, funny, honest woman but she keeps the worst company?!
Her dad probably eats it all or her only friend, the twattin seagull... you can see her breathing in and leaning so hard, it looks like her peanut head is gonna pop off.
Do we think those Balenciaga trainers are real Balenciaga’s?
Surely not? She’s such a bargain hunter I can’t see her spending £600 on trainers!
Surely not? She’s such a bargain hunter I can’t see her spending £600 on trainers!
You'd think she was the only person who'd ever ordered a Chinese. It's not even like she's ordered anything particularly different or exciting. 
That was probably just her portion. Must be time to swap from food posts back to gym and outfit of the flipping day again by now. Also, where's gramps? Never in her posts.
Im blocked but just seen on emilies posts from others .. what does she look like now omg her face she looks bigger too
They look like they've had the most boring weekend too 
that Chinese portion is binge-level eating if it's just for the 2/3 of them
that Chinese portion is binge-level eating if it's just for the 2/3 of themI bet they were well pissed off having to wait for her to arrange all the trays nicely for her Insta shot before they were allowed to dig in.
I must have missed so much going on. I had no idea they had a dog. I knew about the cat and the seagull but I haven't seen her mention dog walking or putting photos up.
It’s emelies dog, spanjee visited Bristol this weekend
Oh, so gramps went with her then? I saw him with a dog and got confused.It’s emelies dog, spanjee visited Bristol this weekend
Oh maybe, sorry I thought you meant the photo of her with Otis outside Ashton court!
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That's not the dog in question ! It's his friends dog, he does volunteer work visiting someone every week and it's their dog ! Just scrolled back through his posts.
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Why does she dress like the chavvy girls at school when she's well into her 30s?
She's denying her age. She wants to be early 20s and carefree. Bit awkward when you married a pensioner.
I have an Instagram account with a grand total of 7 followers. I don't follow Spanjee and I've never commented on her account, yet she's blocked me for some reason. 
never mind who she married; it’s a bit awkward when she clearly has the face and skin of someone much older, and makes herself look even older with all the stuff she pumps in to your face. Mutton dressed as lamb is what she looks like
There’s something inherently sad about Spanjee. She comes across as such an authority of life yet her own life is incredibly dull. She’s seems to change her interests like the wind, I remember when she was all Doc Martins and ‘oi oi’ and now she’s like some badly aged Geordie Shore reject wannabe. The fact she goes to ‘Beefa every year and does not venture outside of San Antonio (except to buy the same old crap from the hippy market and not even the good one at Las Dahlias) tells you all you need to know about Spanj! I’m sure she’s already planning what outfit she’s going to wear when she gets her annual photo for the ‘Gram with the Mambo Brothers slater this year. Ibiza is such a beautiful island with so many amazing places to visit and party and tons of gorgeous beaches and she never sets foot outside of the Bay 
she’s naff AF.
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