Spanjee

[Mumz2010]

Everything with her is "have you even".. "all the feels" .."living my best life" ... fuckkkk offff!!!! You're nearly 40 not 16 you saddo! She has absolutely no personality of her own. Everything she does is copied yet she thinks she's so unique. Twat.

Yes! Do you remember when she was getting married and she was sooooo original alternative and “ironically” took no care in her appearance- but now she’s all towie with her lips and fillers?

 

[skintsocks]

Seems to have gone from constantly crowing about being in the gym at stupid-o-clock when us plebs are hitting the snooze button to filling her face (both with substances and food). And now hashtagging "food blogger". Not being funny love; we all eat our meals but it doesn't make us food bloggers. Meow.

 

[Lucmg01]

There’s no way she eats what she does after she’s had weight issues! Probably posts food for the gram and that’s it !

 

[Heyjude]

Applause to all of the above!

Also re: her holidays. She always makes a massive deal out of the fact that she reads two books while she's away. I mean, I know that not everyone is a massive reader, but it's really not like two books is a huge achievement that needs boasting about to that level.

I know! She tries to make everything she does come across as some sort of massive revelation or achievement. And she’s gonna pop her hip out is she keeps contorting her legs around for that bizarre, twisted pose she does - usually accompanied with one hand pushing her hair back and looking down. I mean WTAF!

 

[Birdy60]

So I used to live in the same village as her. She was so rude. I think her new husband is in the closet. She hates kids, yet he has two sons. I’ve seen when he had his insta before it was deleted that there was some obvious shit going on with him never seeing his kids, the kids were vocal on his Instagram about it. I did think at one point she had split up with him, I don’t quite know why he suddenly disappeared. She hated living down south and now rents a tiny flat up in Hartlepool. I find her incredibly rude though and very self loving. She’s lost weight and that’s great but now she’s just a salespage.

Yes he had his own page The silver fox () and deleted it when she did the dirty- felt sorry for him as he clearly had some serious health issues....she's just 1 basic #AD and strikes me as just being hard faced and all about me me me.

 

[antisocialmedia]

She looked loads better before!

That's going a bit far, she looked like a witch before

 

[OffPlanForLife]

I love Emilie but I just don't see what she gets out of hanging out with these awful SW types like Spanjee and JSG

Buuuuut credit where credit is due, that platter did look delicious

 

[Bishplease]

I was literally having a full in conversation with her the other day about tan and now it looks like ive been blocked nice!!!! Cant find her

 

[Mancnet]

She posted something with him on a week or so ago I think. I reckon everything is fine with them now. I actually think it's normal when these bloggers take a step back. I kind of give a bit of respect to her for giving up the flogging shit and gym posts and just enjoying her life

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I hope she doesn't get rid of every Tattler! How are we going to cope not seeing her living her best life?!?

 

[Socialhatexx]

When I was first on Instagram back years ago approx 5 I think - she followed me and I followed her and we spoke too and one day I was unfollowed and blocked. Never done nothing to the girl or said anything out of order. The girl has problems and I don’t think her account is a true reflection of what she is actually about x

Could of written this myself, seems the norm for her

 

[Eyerolling]

Let me know if you guys want this moved to rant because it’s for sure heading that way

I think this needs moved to rant section!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I hope some of those gifts under the tree are for her husbands children ... she'll have to go back to 'living her best life' in other ways once her 6 month long xmas is over. I wonder if we'll be treated to BEEFA this year?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Yes! Do you remember when she was getting married and she was sooooo original alternative and “ironically” took no care in her appearance- but now she’s all towie with her lips and fillers?

Oh yes she was on a grunge vibe with edgy dms as her wedding footwear .. like she was the only person in the world to do so She pretends to be so confident and not care about what anyone thinks of her, but I think this is the total opposite in reality.

 

[Riddlemethis]

she looks like this right now. Topped up on filler in her jaw....why?. There’s women with square jaws that would love them softened. She’s done the opposite of Caitlin Jenner who had hers chiselled off to look more feminine and then there’s Spanjee wanting the opposite.
Her husband is quite in the closet though so maybe she’s transitioning

 

[Chipsandgravy]

She probably won't get to go this year. She'll just be living her best life on the balcony with the seagull.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She looks like a beaky trout. And that's with 'work' ... if I wanna freshen up I have a shower and spray some perfume. No one cares about your face full of chemicals I think this is what Fopperholic has done as her face has totally changed too.

 

[skintsocks]

Would definitely need plenty of spit, that Husband of hers is so old he’s probably due to turn to dust.

At least it only involves the hand. Small mercies when grandad is involved.

 

[Eggy1985]

Shes odd, hes odd!!!
I remember when they split and he did a odd post about leaving Instagram and she appeared to move back to her mums. Then next they are back together like nothing happened

 

[Glittery1]

She’s always contradicting herself.


She always thinks she’s special, the world revolves around the faux Geordie bint. She is from Peterlee and lives in Hartlepool, I had to google to see that neither are near Newcastle

Peterlee is a dump! And definitely not Newcastle