Spanjee

[Sarkynurse]

What the hell did she do to her face?????

 

[Swipe Up!]

She knows how to book a holiday, the desperate thirsty haggard mess.

 

[Anotherct]

I HATE her with a passion, but I’m all for m&s overkill at Xmas because it’s nice to treat yourself! However every other day is nuts and I’m sure she pleaded poverty once upon a time. I unfollowed her a while back as she was unbearable, this was around the time Mr Bee had insta and they quite clearly finished for a while. I’m shocked Emileewaffles is her friends because she’s just fab and Spanjee is a cock.

 

[skintsocks]

In the style of Spanjee: “Is it even worth getting up and telling everyone for months how you’re in the gym at 5 when you then spend the next six months eating absolute crap and drinking the alcohol you never touch tho?”

 

[skintsocks]

Why does she dress like the chavvy girls at school when she's well into her 30s?

She's denying her age. She wants to be early 20s and carefree. Bit awkward when you married a pensioner.

 

[Imasheep]

If ever there was an advert not to put shit in your face that is it.

 

[little07miss]

Shes beginning to grate on me. Those pounds are creeping back on!
I read a thread on her ages ago on another site and someone genuinely asked the question "why has she gone on holiday with her dad?" I was howling!

 

[antisocialmedia]

She always looks like she never gets a decent wash.

 

[Chipsandgravy]

And the place was 'UNREAL'. Like everywhere else she goes and everything she eats. She must live in a constant state of amazement.

 

[Snoopsville]

Defo not a lover!

 

[ChubClubThug]

The seagull must have demanded more privacy. Because let's face it it's her only friend and she cares about it more than her actual dad (husband)

 

[Hello my name is..]

Oh god my eyes rolled when I saw ‘ Spanjee ‘ in the rave section. She’s awful from what Iv heard

 

[Cantstandspanj]

She only done the tough mudder 5k, not the full 26 miles or whatever it is! Not that I could manage either but it’s still not quite the achievement she’s making it out to be!

Also, can anyone remember how holier than thou she became before her wedding! Attending church every Sunday, doing the readings, old man husbands confirmation all very public and in our faces! We had the weekly church outfit posts, the lot. Now no mentions of religion or faith whatsoever.

The woman really gets on my nerves!

 

[skintsocks]

I think it's because her name is anjee and she was obsessed with SP days on slimming world. Could be wrong though. I'm finding her feed so tedious these days. Festivals, gym, festivals, gym, yada yada. I can almost hear her going "Is it even a morning if you're not in the gym tho with a skinny syrup?"

 

[Chipsandgravy]

I've just looked at the page of the woman she goes to for the fillers. I genuinely can't imagine seeing these examples of work and thinking wow yeah, sign me up!

She also seems to be the one responsible for Charlotte from Geordie Shore's face.

 

[Heyjude]

It's all so predictable, isnt it? And each time, its amazing and unreal!

She never leaves San Antonio, well except to go to the hippy market - and she only ever goes to the shit tat one not even Las Dahlias (which is amazing). She literally eats plates of wet looking salad from the all inc buffet restaurant, sits on the bay beach with her book or stalks the Mambo Brothers. Ibiza is such a gorgeous island and she makes it look dull and tacky AF. So many beautiful beaches and towns and cool restaurants, bars and clubs but not for our Spanj, San An all the way! Suppose it’s where she feels at home.

 

[Chipsandgravy]

Applause to all of the above!

Also re: her holidays. She always makes a massive deal out of the fact that she reads two books while she's away. I mean, I know that not everyone is a massive reader, but it's really not like two books is a huge achievement that needs boasting about to that level.

 

[conrea37]

Does she still go to the gym? How does she stay so slim eating all that Crimbo food?

Angles and filters?

 

[Pandapops82]

The constant posing with eyes shut drinking is the worst! And the looking at the ground. Considering how she used to post about how people were try hards and make fun of the poses - she does them all now. Interesting how she’s had work done to her face to feel better about herself, yet the only pictures she will share (without looking away or eyes hair) are with a Snapchat filter (again that she used to take the piss out of)

 

[antisocialmedia]

Remember when she announced that they had booked the wedding but wouldn’t say what date it was as she had said which church it was at? Like she expected crowds of people like at the Royal wedding? No one wants to see your elderly husband and in your red DMs hun, get over ya self

She thinks she's Ellie Goulding. Someone once told her she looks like her