Sophie Guidolin #40 Broken pricks get a roasting while hubby four is ghosting

[phonies]

Hey baby girls, welcome to thread 40! Health is wealth ladies and our snark is HEALTHYYYY! 🫶

Congratulations to @chaotic_unicorn for the title. It’s full of chaotic double entendres with pricks - babes are we talking penises or cactii, or is it penii and cactuses in Loaf speak? - and ghosting - are Nick Noballs and Sophie together? Where are his Instagram accounts? Why are the rings on, off, on, off, on, off? Is someone moving to Yemen? Will they still be together by the time we’re on thread 41? Only time will tell.

Your prize is a voiceover on one of Loaf’s stories, the blessing of driving her to a medical appointment and a Louis Vuitton branded tissue box. We’ll even throw in bonus speechwriting for one of the twins and activewear sleeves that may or may not be 100% cotton.

It’s chaotic alright 🥹

 

[I_C bread ppl]

Love the recap @phonies!

I have one question - where the hell are the dogs?

The girls love Honey so much but she is never at the house. and we haven't seen Nicks Dog.

 

[KneadyLoaf]

Love the recap @phonies!

I have one question - where the hell are the dogs?

The girls love Honey so much but she is never at the house. and we haven't seen Nicks Dog.

Don’t worry - now you’ve posted about their whereabouts here, she’ll be sure to put them in a story in the next day or so

 

[I_C bread ppl]

Don’t worry - now you’ve posted about their whereabouts here, she’ll be sure to put them in a story in the next day or so

She better, I need proof of life!

Also love your name @KneadyLoaf

 

[clearharper]

That furniture reminds me of all the rich kids houses when I was a teen in the 90’s. The sovereign island/paradise point kids.
Even then I thought money doesn’t buy taste!
So glad I grew up grounded.

 

[influenzer_takedown]

So trim has posted with both Nicole the breathwork coach and blonde nomads - yet they’re all the problems and most is innocent? Ahhh ok

 

[tayprins]

So trim has posted with both Nicole the breathwork coach and blonde nomads - yet they’re all the problems and most is innocent? Ahhh ok

Yes every single friend she’s had is the problem. I’m going to guess she has 40 plus people in her past that she has lost… Sorry… broke up with because they all took advantage of her. Meanwhile she has 0 bleeping friends.
And they all have each other.
Even her mum has to unfollow. Her brother? He prob ditched her years and years ago.

 

[robbolife]

Stuff of nightmares

 

[Loafie Gweedlying]

Love the recap @phonies!

I have one question - where the hell are the dogs?

The girls love Honey so much but she is never at the house. and we haven't seen Nicks Dog.

They prob both been dumped at Nathan’s house. He is like the local animal shelter for her animals and kids that she can’t be bothered with

 

[in_fellation_to]

No new tea, but just coming here to say she’s a gross piece of tit

 

[Motherthreebeige]

So trim has posted with both Nicole the breathwork coach and blonde nomads - yet they’re all the problems and most is innocent? Ahhh ok

BNomads Brooke is my close family. That family has had 18 months of hell with actual medical crises, not from Tupperware Tit disease. Brooke is everything Trin says and the fact she's friends with her, shows she's also decent.

 

[funtoshare]

How can one person be so bleeping ugly? Even with all that work done?

 

[sloafloaf]

Where is our new health is wealth today loaf or let me guess we had a another hospital scare today so to sick to do it

 

[Someone44]

BNomads Brooke is my close family. That family has had 18 months of hell with actual medical crises, not from Tupperware Tit disease. Brooke is everything Trin says and the fact she's friends with her, shows she's also decent.

That looks like such a beautiful, genuine, loving family It speaks volumes in how quickly loaf burnt that bridge but that Trin still catches up with her!

 

[petty_cynical]

duck this witch. If she wants to raise awareness about DV - put it into context. Posting with no words is just baiting for sympathy.

 

[icthruBS]

Women who murder babies aren’t women
( and with that I mean doing it to spite the partner )
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She will start posting about her amazing project poo gals again soon . It’s been almost a month since the last intake and I wouldn’t think people will renew for more than two . So she will start the manic chats and emails and coding bullshit .
she is averaging 5 comments per post , she is flailing miserably as an influenzzzzzzzer and will need something drastic .

 

[Motherthreebeige]

That looks like such a beautiful, genuine, loving family It speaks volumes in how quickly loaf burnt that bridge but that Trin still catches up with her!

That it does.

 

[Someone44]

I get more comments & I have 200 followers! Shows it's all a lie when she's getting 3 comments on a post! You can't bullshit that loaf

 

[ItsMeMartha]

 

[oldstalebreadrolls]

So loafie the lying duck is now claiming she cuts her eyelashes because they are too long and rub on the inside of her sunnies.
Lying baby killing narc…duck OFF IDIOT