Sophie Guidolin #28 Keloid scars, surgery bras, fashion faux pas & misplaced vaginas

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phonies

phonies

Baby girls, the @Motherthreebeige collection has arrived for its VIP launch! It features 4 amazing items which may not be available for very long so like a penis, get on it quick so you don't miss out! Dare to change your life in 1 click NOW!
  • 'Keloid scar' belt that covers your whole tummy
  • 'Surgery bra' bralette that makes the girls perky and in your face
  • 'Fashion faux pas' coord set that makes you look like a fluffy muppet and has misaligned pockets
  • 'Misplaced vaginas' hat that you wear on the furtherest point on your body from your vagina.
Items which didn't make it into this collection due to size limitations, but may be added to future collections:
  • 'Ugly cars' shirt dress that is squat-proof and perfect for sleep to night attire
  • 'Farce' coat that is so warm you don't have to wear anything underneath
  • 'Pass' activewear set that manifests good vibes and is excellent for journalling, going to the doctor and everything except exercise.
We've been soooo busy manifesting these items in our future memories for 18 months. We are literally so keen to share with our VIPs when they sign up for our full mentorship program. This collection is called 'RECAP':
  • 'Zoom class' period undies that you can wear on your live Zoom calls without anyone noticing
  • 'Peachy ass' full-length tights that look permanently wet to show off your butt (but not your vagina because that's sacred)
  • 'Horsey flamingo on the grass' bikini that makes you feel so good you can't stop giddying up on one leg
  • 'GA makes your hair sparse' wig that gives you really bouncy, healthy and curly curls + you can put into a clean ballerina bun
  • 'Everything matters' makeup bag with a mouldy pattern, perfect for storing your acne-clearing makeup and photo filters
  • 'Sourdough metatars(al)' - shoes that accentuate your big twinkle toe and allow you to vibrate instead of walk
  • 'Loaf is a narc(issist)' bed linen to improve your sleep hygiene so you sleep 25 hours a night.
This is only the 1% that I'm allowed to give you a sneak peek of as well - this collection is going to be WYULD baby girls. Much love xxxx
 
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hippopananus

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MummaS22 said:
Wrong answers only... What is loaf doing?
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Sucking down the salty tears of all the suckers who’ve realised they’ve bought products from a vapid self obsessed compulsive liar to fund her shallow materialistic life.
 
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Motherthreebeige

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This is just WYULD, @phonies! My very first title collab, if only my camera wasn’t stolen during a break in!

I love youse all, you tattler bastards
 
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charliechap

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What in the actual duck is with the tounge out. Surely she doesn’t think it’s sexy right? Or is she trying to be funny?

and yes I’m childish I couldn’t not do it

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I loaf to organism

I loaf to organism

phonies said:
Baby girls, the @Motherthreebeige collection has arrived for its VIP launch! It features 4 amazing items which may not be available for very long so like a penis, get on it quick so you don't miss out! Dare to change your life in 1 click NOW!
  • 'Keloid scar' belt that covers your whole tummy
  • 'Surgery bra' bralette that makes the girls perky and in your face
  • 'Fashion faux pas' coord set that makes you look like a fluffy muppet and has misaligned pockets
  • 'Misplaced vaginas' hat that you wear on the furtherest point on your body from your vagina.
Items which didn't make it into this collection due to size limitations, but may be added to future collections:
  • 'Ugly cars' shirt dress that is squat-proof and perfect for sleep to night attire
  • 'Farce' coat that is so warm you don't have to wear anything underneath
  • 'Pass' activewear set that manifests good vibes and is excellent for journalling, going to the doctor and everything except exercise.
We've been soooo busy manifesting these items in our future memories for 18 months. We are literally so keen to share with our VIPs when they sign up for our full mentorship program. This collection is called 'RECAP':
  • 'Zoom class' period undies that you can wear on your live Zoom calls without anyone noticing
  • 'Peachy ass' full-length tights that look permanently wet to show off your butt (but not your vagina because that's sacred)
  • 'Horsey flamingo on the grass' bikini that makes you feel so good you can't stop giddying up on one leg
  • 'GA makes your hair sparse' wig that gives you really bouncy, healthy and curly curls + you can put into a clean ballerina bun
  • 'Everything matters' makeup bag with a mouldy pattern, perfect for storing your acne-clearing makeup and photo filters
  • 'Sourdough metatars(al)' - shoes that accentuate your big twinkle toe and allow you to vibrate instead of walk
  • 'Loaf is a narc(issist)' bed linen to improve your sleep hygiene so you sleep 25 hours a night.
This is only the 1% that I'm allowed to give you a sneak peek of as well - this collection is going to be WYULD baby girls. Much love xxxx
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Your attention to detail is on point 👌🏼 toe point to be exact (the most special kind of point there is) ✨
 
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