bet the only day of the week he leaves the house is a Sunday 
it’s so dangerous! Just get him a safe stick, a ball, anything that can’t cause massive injury 🫣
The “Mom and Dad” thing is just social media speak. It’s a weird, weird thing but I’ve long given up on understanding social mediaDesperately trying to compete with all of Daves new 'friend's' SO transparent!
Also since when is Dave American
Do we think that he would cheat or has potentially cheated in the past? Just thinking of when he’s been away from her touring and having more freedom.Or a bloke…I think that might work better now he’s free to follow his true instincts
The only things Dave has cheated on in his diets, his step counter on his phone and himself.
I liked his reel too, sue meI don’t know if I’m going mad from being an actual solo parent but I do think he is fanciable in his most recent reel (?!). I’ll report back if he cheats on Soaf with me
! I’m actually pleased for Dave and I’m enjoying seeing his Phantom content. Don’t really know what else to say except for I hope he thrives, but it does make me sad knowing he still has to go home to the wicked witch every weekend 
. Although he made his bed 
His role of Piangi is listed as a minor role, a chunk of his part is the phantom in disguise as Piangi
Minor in terms of lines and singing, but he's listed 8th on the website, and above Madame Giry and Meg, who both have much more action in the show!
omg its giving ghost of christmas present from a muppets christmas carol
