With the same number of votes as Soph’s favourite dual lesbian cunnilingus position (69), @SophiaCarCrashia won naming rights for the new thread with “Pomegranate cunnilingus from a directionless dingus. Career on the Wroks, hunting for footy player box”. Unfortunately like every holiday Soph has taken, I had to cut it short due to character limits. Your prize is a toilet paper dress, hideous fake tan, an appointment with Esserdon’s worst cosmetic injector, an all expenses paid brunch on a suburban AFL ground, and sunthink from whatever crap label she is flogging lately.