Sophie Cachia #26 Sophie is too busy trying to root a flower to realise she desperately needs to shower

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Welcome angels to thread #26 for Sophie Cachia. Carry on! Watch out for snakes
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Oops, congrats and thank you to @Pollie for the winning thread title!!!
 
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Hmmm Caitlin is cryptically telling out she’s made her way out of the mausoleum alive…perhaps Jarryd No Balls Cachia has moved back in with Scummy. Hopefully he doesn’t have to live in the cupboard under the stairs while she fucks a 19 year old in the next room this time..
 
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Thank you for the new thread @screenfreelookatme You can be my +1 to the tennis next time.

Beautiful title @Pollie Your diamond ring is in the post

On todays chapped lips:

The newly washed dogs have been bulking for Survivor in solidarity with the singlest mum this side of the Tulla outbound lanes. Break up footage exists, but sadly the montage we were all hoping for will probably not see the light of day. There have been more BWAB launches than products offered by Isuzu so far this year. Buying the PA a ring for her 25th was negated by the misogynist quotes about female ownership.

Are we jealous yet?

Some have suggested Soph may come out as a pansexual human this year, however her Marleyspoon ads have reaffirmed she struggles to do anything well with a pan and do I need to remind you that nothing fits on her cooktop?

Tennis season is back and so is 1950’s seatbelt legislation. Reminding us of how unnecessary automobile safety is, Soph’s boot fiasco distracted from the irony of her attending an event hosted by an airline based in a country who still punishes homosexuality. By death.

Invited to a second event, Fauxana Hope attempted the open chested suit look for the day but ended up looking like Viley Cyrus. Her style, like her business acumen is so derived. And is poorly fitted. And needs a frikken iron.

Finally getting to put her doula skills to the test, Soph got on a plane as fast as she could, to be crowned god mother to her best friends baby. In an intimate show of support, she did what all amazing human doulas do and treat herself to an upgraded airline seat and a fancy hotel room. #neverleavingmybabies

Sadly, realising she is of no use to someone who has just had a caesarean and being unable to make inappropriate fanny jokes she decided it was better just to have a durrie on the window ledge and bag out people who mocked her upcoming human podcast.

Pointing out she has eaten more than the rest of us, Soph got a strongly worded cease and desist letter from the president of the Keilor Park Maine Coon appreciation society. The Geelong AFLW did a stocktake and thankfully all players are marked safe.

The cringe factor came from the weirdest promo bedsheet backdrop video in a hotel room, acting erotically with a flower. It failed thanks to Dorito dust makeup and what could have been cutting edge cinematography (its now corner cutting internship at its best).

Anyone who mocked the chin hairs could probably reference the failed hair removal collab she did with the MiL to change who she was #authentic in exchange for money. BLEND!!! There is no way on a personal or professional level I’d publish that without some brutal editing, a wayward apostrophe and a stiff drink. Either way, we’re jowlous of the jawline. Gobble gobble.

Note to other podcasts or Insta pages stealing our cuntent: please credit our research and side by side comparisons.

If she really did have a passion for research she’d understand why a queer, feminist with kids should take an interest in politics, even if it’s boring. Miss Tallest and Secshualest at everything isn’t quite on the growth trajectory she’s hoping for. She didn’t cover anything we didn’t already know about her. Apparently she’s forgotten about how lucrative disastrous partnerships with Mia’s’ are. Apostrophe.

The podcast topped the charts in the Dimmys bargain bin. It’s not going to break the net. It just goes to show she‘s sick of taking about herself she can’t be happy for others when they have something she wants. Except she doesn’t believe in forever. But she wants it. But does doesn’t need it. But she won’t be truly happy for you if you have it.

On a positive note, she’s using her power for good instead of evil, by MCing a charity event for a very worthy cause. Good luck to everyone who enters the raffle!! You might be in with a chance this year.

Bets on how long til the next Daily Mail paparazzi shots?
 
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Interesting! That kinda looks like mausoleum marble table under the note....
 
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now we wait in suspense to see what part of a VeeJayJay she's had inked on herself this time.
 
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Can you remember the absolute crap she went in about when he lived "under the stairs"?

The marriage break down was called out on GOMI possibly 12 months before they announced it and she made such a big deal about where he slept. She was filthy about total strangers seeing through the charade, once again.

Meanwhile Bratty and Betty were sharing a room in the 3 bedder.
 
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@Sure…Media!

“Pointing out she has eaten more than the rest of us, Soph got a strongly worded cease and desist letter from the president of the Keilor Park Maine Coon appreciation society.”
 
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If Jaryd has moved into terminal 4, where is everyone sleeping? As she replaced the 5th bedroom with the lesbian shower toilet
 
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Oh my god I remember this so clearly!!!!
If ever there was a moment in history when a man was emasculated more than even before, this was it!!

I remember Jaryd having to play along with all of those stories and she would shut him in the cupboard under the stairs
 
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I remember posting on gomi that I thought Jaryd was sleeping in Betty's bedroom. That prompted the whole thing about him being under the stairs.
 
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I will be so pissed if Jarryd has moved in with her
Of course he has moved back in he is absolute fucking trash. These 2 deserve each other. I am sure Scum would be loving it but wonder if she has actually acknowledged/realised how much he hated her for the past 12 months and now he is just using her.
Those kids will be an absolute mess, a couple months ago they had mummy Maddie, then the big sister now the deadshit dad is back.
 
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Pa Jordy did the school drop off this morning, I wonder why Jaryd wouldn’t prefer to move in with him if he has flown the JJ coop
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I’m still questioning this account that made the comment about getting someone pregnant, it seems like a burner account & I’m unsure why JJ would have commented what she did.
Thoughts?
 

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Pleased I'm not the only one who dug a bit deeper.
As far as I can see this person does not exist and looks like "Kim" asking the question was a set up to cause maximum damage.
And that it did as I'm sure Tattlers weren't the only people to twig.
 
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This is some of the most brilliant recap yet @Sure…Media!

“Pointing out she has eaten more than the rest of us, Soph got a strongly worded cease and desist letter from the president of the Keilor Park Maine Coon appreciation society. The Geelong AFLW did a stocktake and thankfully all players are marked safe”
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@Sure…Media!

“Pointing out she has eaten more than the rest of us, Soph got a strongly worded cease and desist letter from the president of the Keilor Park Maine Coon appreciation society.”
Snap
 
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