She’s so incredibly immature. She’s a mother, grow up Sophie! Be a role model for your children
Like the sleazy older friend we all had in our early 20s.I’m sure she pays for the drinks/happy pills so they allow her to stay and think she is cool.
God that’s bringing me back some memoriesLike the sleazy older friend we all had in our early 20s.
The one you could always count on to shout drinks but that you could never be left alone with. That sounds like Sophie to me
How much time do you think she spends going through song after song to try and find the best song for her?When I tell you I RAN here to share this gem from TikTok
It's one thing to not want to be around them, she completely SHAMED people that used them. Does anybody remember what she said?I watched some of Caitlin’s Insta stories from the weekend and noted a number of her friends clearly impacted by the party drugs that Sophie has gone to great lengths to declare she doesn’t like being around.
I guess those strong morals can be compromised on when you’ve lost all your mates and have to rely on the paid help’s social circle to feel wanted?
Its in the book and there are screenshots of those pages in earlier threads. I don't remember specifically eitherIt's one thing to not want to be around them, she completely SHAMED people that used them. Does anybody remember what she said?
What an amazing role model for her children.i forgot to mention the video being captioned
“Excuse me while I grt drunk for the next 12 months xxx” criiiiinge
morgue-age repayments!!!!! DEDGood work setting up the new thread. Thanks for everything you do. I love this new thread title.
With all the ‘anonymous source’ quoting by quality media outlets over the last couple of days, I have to say I’m really blue no one is quoting me as a source. Geez I better stay in bed til 2.
On todays recrap:
Soph took her revenge body to a goon-bag backyard party. Nothing more glam than a diet of ciggies and depression. Very 90’s. We wonder how many selfies she took before she was happy with her Lara Croft, Tomb Renovator costume. We saw the recycling of some ensemble cast members in the Shaw Circus, but not enough to make us jealous. Stifler’s mum vibes.
Her Insta story sulking has been so subtle, we’ve barely noticed it. We’ve been trying to decipher the meaning of the eggplant on her socks. Maybe she learnt how to make parmigiana di melanazane while in ItalyHer cooking, like her attitude… Salty, like the Dead Sea.
The no1 author has no1 to support her. Except the EA/PA/sister-daughter/housemate. At least someone is helping with the morgue-age repayments. Yo, PA! Talk to the union about your pay if you’re fielding 4am calls. With the penalty rates you could afford to buy your own Balenciaga bag. Please also let us know how you’re going, sharing a bathroom and accessing the toilet through the shower.
Sadly, Tickets was unable to attend the Melbourne Cup celebrations this year. We believe she no longer likes to be ridden like that and was eventually scratched from the third race. The vet also believed it was unsafe to run without detectable ankles. #fotoshopphail.
With so much speculation about what actually happened in the demise of such a great love story, we’re all fondly reminded of the dance circle at the engagement party when everyone cut Soph out. Clearly Maddie is surrounded by a lot of love and protection. Hopefully one day she’ll meet someone who won’t complain about the space she’s taking up in the fridge, or the walk in robe.
Excitingly though, Soph is starting to recover and move on too. She’s shilling dog food and fat shaming herhostagepuppy. Perfect shredding diet. Her mum told her to hang in there and keep a stiff upper lip, so she got another ml.🥸
With 8 weeks left in the year, can we skip to the jealous part?
This was a highlight for me toomorgue-age repayments!!!!! DED
Looks like she’s deleted this gem. Must’ve realised, despite hours of picking a perfect song, that she does not have hazel eyesWhen I tell you I RAN here to share this gem from TikTok
Flaps & pancakes aside - look at the quality floor transition - much designer!! I just cant help but nitpick the shit out of this reno.Was that always blurred?
I think she’s blurred it so it doesn’t get reported to Insta as nudity and taken downWas that always blurred?
Probably a more accurate pic of what she looks like now. Dried and shriveled.Was that always blurred?
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