This makes me fucking furious. Everything about this is so misleading. All those kind souls giving a shout out to their local charities, hoping they’d get a slice of the pie and then Jack spends the money and months later sends <£300 to a charity on her own doorstep.Lads I’ve been to the haunted hellscape, trawling tirelessly through tweets sent in Feb 22 in order to find names of those local foodbank charites who were nominated to receive the teemill income, post-tRussel.You know what I mean.
I’ll be donating to one of these during the slopalong, because my local are TT and they can get in the bin. Also these smol charities were skanked out of donations by Jack giving everything to Southend Vineyard.
We should do a Tattle recipe book - maybe fix all the shite we're cooking??What really rinses my rice is the lack of teaching in her recipes. I think this is something I’ve just had a lightbulb moment with. You can make really good, low cost meals if you know how to cook. And it’s not difficult. So a simple recipe for béchamel would be really valuable. And how to properly cook onions (fgs Jack, please)! Rather than the interchangeable herb nonsense an actual lesson on which herbs work with what and why. Of course she’d have to know this herself and it’s probably not as much fun as chucking some random pulses and fruit together so it’ll never happen but it would be so much more valuable for people who want to cook with less.
Maybe we could publish the corrected recipesWe should do a Tattle recipe book - maybe fix all the shite we're cooking??
Oh no it was bad enough for that poor Italian NonnaJust admitted to my Northern Irish mother about mince and onions with notions. She said “isn’t that the recipe you sent me the other day that I said looked disgusting, and you said you’d meant to sent it to MrEm?” The very same.
Shower her my post here. “A skin!” She cried! “Surely it was more than a couple of minutes?” She protested! “Why wouldn’t you just make mince and onions?” She clawed and howled into the carpet! “She’s got middle class parents! She was never poor enough to use foodbanks. And she pretended to be Vegan!” My sister hollered! (a secret tattler? I have my suspicions). Chaos has broken out in Casa del Em.
I think drowning it in alcohol and piling custard and fruit atop it is the only feasible outcome for this poor cake.Perhaps you could turn the cake into the base for a trifle? Would probably transform into something reasonably with kirsch/whisky poured onto it, then custard and more fruits?
If you have any enemies you could always use it to smash their windows?Frauen,
I just forced another slice of the black forest cake on Hermann. He was not impressed, he was hoping for a Magnum.
I quote "wieso muss ich den Schrott essen?" (Why do I have to eat this junk)
Cooled down the cake is not great...very stodgy.
Still over half a cake to go...Not sure we will manage it....
Cover it with custard,Frauen,
I just forced another slice of the black forest cake on Hermann. He was not impressed, he was hoping for a Magnum.
I quote "wieso muss ich den Schrott essen?" (Why do I have to eat this junk)
Cooled down the cake is not great...very stodgy.
Still over half a cake to go...Not sure we will manage it....
Shades of Dwarf Battle Bread...If you have any enemies you could always use it to smash their windows?
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