Someone posted this on fopperholics thread and if couldn’t be more apt here.
Every caption she posts is nauseating. It’s like me posting about my other half,soul mate,my light in darkest days,water in the arid desert,my handsome prince,hero and idol ...We first met when we were 10 and he immediately fell in love with me of course but fate destined us not to be together at that time. Later on,the stars aligned, thunder crashed, volcanoes erupted and the hallelujah chorus spontaneously started playing as our eyes met across a crowded Wetherspoons. Our son Beezlebub was conceived after our loins merely touched for 3.4 seconds on deciding we wanted to be parents. Do you know Beezlebub means lord of flying? It’s the best name in the world and I always knew that’s what I,oops,I mean we,would name our first born son. Obviously we wanted a son and that’s exactly what we got. Our family and lives and especially me couldn’t be anymore perfect #blessed
This is the essence of every caption she posts