Slimming World #5

[princesspoppy96]

Effin hell, what a mess

Looks like she had a boob job when she had some weight still perhaps and has lost beyond what I would consider a healthy weight and now the implants have nothing to hold them so it’s basically two dog ear flaps of skin with two hanging implants. They remind me of when you put a ball in a long sock.

 

[uokhun92]

Was just about to say this, def gets her inspo off Ben (albeit tripling portion sizes)
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Still yet to see anyone copy the infamous 'woodland inspired speedy omelette' however...
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What in the name of Year 8 food tech is that omelette

 

[uokhun92]

He is so cringe. Can’t wait until he piles it all back on. Every single SW Insta account I follow from the 2018 heyday is either still a similar weight on their ‘journey’ or has piled it all back on and then some.

 

[absolute-omnishambles]

Started to follow of these accounts because I’m trying to watch what I eat post baby and needed some iNsPiRaTiOn

What I can conclude from my investigations into slimming world Instagram

- palette of 8 year old children: deal with your sugar and beige addiction and you might not be yo-yo-ing every 2 years

- i enjoy some chicken nuggets (particularly with curry sauce), but some aldi chicken nuggets (FAKEAWAY ALERT!!!) being your treat of the week is just plain sad

- no veg exists apart from sweetcorn and the pea-and-sweetcorn frozen medley in a bag

- grim presentation all round, slop in a heart shaped bowl

- related to the above: beans touching cold food. Wrong.

- also, heart shaped bowls?! So much twee crockery

- world cuisine is the mayflower Chinese chicken curry

It’s such a rabbit hole to go down. Trying to find some nice accounts which display calorie count where their diet isn’t 90% aldi crisps and milky bar yogurts.

There used to be a weight watchers, then not weight watchers account, called laurenslittlelife that was fantastic. She was going through IVF and picked up weight lifting as a hobby. She had a really nice balance of nice-looking, healthy food as well proportioned treats but then her account vanished. I think of her quite often.

 

[Damocles]

I see snaresylad_sw is quitting being a consultant.

Two totally unprecedented resignations in two days, I can't cope!

I've said it time and again, sw should keep a very very close eye on the people who are consultants. Someone who is able to put half a stone on inside a few days should not be responsible and in charge of other peoples weightloss.

Also interesting to see is that he's not admitting to exactly how of his 16.7 stone loss he's put back on It must be a fair amount judging by his pics.

I'd say it was most of, if not more than...

no doubt he'll blame me or cry troll. It's not trolling if its the truth.

 

[Damocles]

I’m really confused, is he not a consultant

yes he is, fuck knows why...

Snares on a nEw StArT again....how many of those now?

he's had more restarts than an office computer

I really think he should leave the 16 stone loss in the past now and do a real clean slate

he wont. his ego wont allow it.

 

[uokhun92]

Do SW get all the clothes for their advertising campaigns in the Bon Marché clearance sale, everything about the company needs bringing into the 21st century…

 

[ghostriderhere]

What the hell is this? Also 297 calories is not enough for a grown adult. If her main meals are only ever 300-400 calories each, she’s probably massively under consuming. I am still very worried about her even if she’s quit slimming world…

But this is why she ends up bingeing because of ridiculously low calorie meals like this. Who is she kidding that it’s filling and satisfying?! You’re better off having a well rounded meal with a bit of everything , protein, veg, carbs and a little chocolate. Still easy to do within a sensible calorie deficit and you’re far less likely to reach for a major binge later

 

[theeyeroller]

Surely if you were that well off you would be more discreet about it? And you’d also pay for nice teeth done by a legitimate person in the UK, not cut costs for “Turkey teef”?

 

[holosexual]

i bet thinks are blowy in her house

 

[rubyred66]

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This here is why I hate Slimming World

The community weight loss group has had 4 new members this week all come from Slimming World as the local groups biggest loser had a gastric sleeve but slimming world have said the member follows the plan in addition.

 

[ChampagneBox]

Snares saying he'll never return to a group and was bullied of out his consultant role....
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Maybe they called him out on the fact he wasn’t losing weight or a good role model…

 

[NokiaRingtone]

I see the post christmas weigh ins have started to appear..

the 2 worst I've seen so far, not fat matt or something...+12.5lbs and one called disco diva almost +11lbs

what do these people eat to gain that much in a couple of days?

Most of it is water. They'll ✨️draw the line✨️ and have a huge loss next week. By then everything will have evened out because they have went back to their usual eating habits.

They're all full of shite.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

From my experience at groups, its because there only tends to be 1 or 2 males. And they get alllll the attention and focus.
Just basing it from the 5 groups I've attended in the past.
It's been the same at every single one

They also always win slimmer of the week all the time due to their different biology to women.

Men are biologically designed to be lean and strong so find it easier to lose weight and gain muscle.
Women are biologically designed for child rearing so our bodies are designed to hold onto weight to facilitate healthy pregnancy and fertility.
Time of the month also affects weight which men don't have.

I remember one man I knew got really defensive when I told him men lose weight easier than women, but you just need to go to any SW group to find out its true.

 

[uokhun92]

Old mags has lost some chub.
The reduction in mugs paying their weekly fiver must have hit the yachts lobster and godiva chocolate budget
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Will be a gastric band I would put money on it

 

[Nurseypops]

Why calorie counting doesn’t work | Slimming World Blog

We share the results of our calorie-counting survey and show how Food Optimising gives you the freedom to enjoy food – and keep calories off the menu

www.slimmingworld.co.uk

This article, I can’t even ‍

‘If you’ve ever tried calorie counting you’ll know it can quickly become a huge inconvenience’. I’m sorry, what??? I cannot think of a bigger diet inconvenience than SW having to have specific brands of bread and specific amounts of cheese or the magic won’t happen. Not to mention the total nightmare that is trying to eat out anywhere that isn’t Subway, a supermarket cafe, Nando’s or Wetherspoons!

Oh and also having to trek to a coma inducing meeting every week which you starve yourself before and are paranoid about even having a glass of water

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This calorie counting is amazing! I've just had a big mac meal for my lunch, all calories counted and won't be going over even with having a mac ds! Slimming world messed my head up for a long time. Couldn't find the right bread I'd drive round 5 supermarkets to find it...absolute crazy behaviour.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

When I say this, i say it without malice.
Snares needs to realise SW doesn't work for him and find something that does.
Eating unenjoyable bland shite like this with dry heck fingers to keep his syns low, toast for the b and random tom for 'speed' it what leads to binging.

 

[uokhun92]

Had an email over the weekend from SW telling me how I can 'save' on shopping being a SW member. Apparently you can 'save while you slim' eating their recipes.

OR you could not give them £5.95 a week, I could easily make two nights worth of food for my partner and I with that plus leftovers, you could not only be able to buy certain types of regulation bread, not be held hostage by syn values on certain diet ready meals vs their own brand but what do I know.

I think in the current climate SW are seriously going to have to up their game or face losing a lot of members as it's an unnecessary expense when there are so many free/low cost weight loss tools out there.

 

[Damocles]

I see ross smith is being his usual pompous smarmy fucking self on his stories this morning...How does he know that woman in the coffee shop doesn't have a learning disabilty?

a few hours on from international womens day and here he is running them down on his story.

he posted this yesterday

now thats either one hilarious fucking burger, or they're laughing at his receeding hairline.

cunt.

 

[theeyeroller]

Nope.
After another look at their grid its the passion for butterbeans that really stands out
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Why the butter bean obsession? There are no words… They are nutritious of course but half a can is still over a hundred calories and about 18 carbs so if this person doesn’t actually love them it’s a bit silly to just add them to all sorts of meals. Mixed through a casserole or stew perhaps but this is just wrong on so many levels