Slimming World #5

[missbct]

Snares fallen off the wagon (again). Been his birthday innit. Tough week. Car trouble. Pandemic. Leaf blowing in the wind.

 

[BuffaloSoldier]

CC Lauren has given me the ick this morning calling her period the blob

as if it wasn’t bad enough when she refers to her partner as “the babe”

 

[bettybutler]

I thought the white roses were mayo at first look


I don't get it.
They do it to impress the huns and convince people their syn free version looks like the real thing and they have such will power..
But the thing is to have the empty boxes it means they've been eating big macs anyway


Snares is normally careful to crop out his lower half..he missed this one
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The one from Amy’s page….

 

[ChubClubThug]

Can anyone remember who I’m talking about please, I’ve literally just had a memory unlock of her and last I remember she was really trying to become an insta mum influencer. She was bigger built (tall etc) and very chavvy, pretty sure she was from Birmingham (or a similar accent) and her kids names are on the tip of my tongue but I can’t remember but she had a girl and a boy. I’m pretty sure she met her bloke whilst on a girls holiday, she had really curly hair and I think she may have been mixed race. She started as a slimming world blogger but then changed and was posting about her kids etc. random but I remember her getting loads of comments on here (she had her own threads) about putting up a fake wall to give two bedrooms?

Reality with Roch she has a thread on here. Her kids are called Le Arsehole and Laminated or the like. She made them up herself apparently

 

[Dexterina12]

How disgusting is this?

 

[uokhun92]

I see snaresylad_sw is quitting being a consultant.

Two totally unprecedented resignations in two days, I can't cope!

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Nah that's been promoted just to use up the sprouts alongside the turkey curry at Christmas

And that's slimming world endorsed with the
"syn free"... I want a normal, non-slimming world entangled person to tell me they eat sprouts on the side of their curry purely for joy

Had a search of #slimmingworldsprouts
If sprouts and curry triggered you, I don't know what these will do...

Sprouts, strifry veg and ....fry up?

This is wear I draw the line

 

[missbct]

Snares just needs to accept one of two things - either a) he’s going to either stay at or keep piling on weight as he’s not addressing the issues that are causing him to binge eat and fall off track so often or b) what he’s doing and has done since 2020 isn’t working.

He lost a phenomenal amount of weight but like probably 80% of those who have done so, he’s gained it back because it hasn’t addressed the core issue. He probably did what the majority of them do and eliminate carbs completely, crash diet, realise food is basically fuel, over eat to compensate for the deprivation and can’t recapture the dedication he had before.

As someone who has done something similar the best thing I have ever done has been to just say a big fuck you to dieting, accept I’m a bit overweight, enjoy my life in moderation and exercise. As a result I never binge and I’ve eradicated all the negativity surrounding food. If I want it, I have it, and just accept it and move on the next day instead of beating myself up and cycling through diets.

 

[Magentamarathon]

Someone please make it make sense.

snaresylad_slims (amended from him recent SW name), said 6 days ago,"yet to decide if I plan on returning to a Slimming World group"
This morning he's posting first week loss with a SW half stone certificate, after losing 11.5lbs.
Why is he posing with old certificates.
I have reread and he has posted "Using up some of my old consultant certificates to keep me motivated with each reward"
That could be so damaging to people that are new to slimming world when he's blatantly calorie counting.

And don't get me started on when he posted "what I eat in a day" and showed a skinny bar, but if you look at his entry it actually shows he ate three of them.... why aren't you showing all three on your photo Aaron.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

joeyjojoejoejoejoejojoe making his own target certificate

Target cert? Dude gave himself a trophy

 

[ChubClubThug]

I saw a slimming worlder state that she had refused a piece of her own daughter's communion cake because she's on plan..... Jesus is it really worth it?! Restricting yourself so much so that you can't have a tiny slither of cake that would be about 200cals?? All so you can chase losing like 10lbs to get back to target... absolute madness.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Have you got a recent photo?
I'm blocked from his accounts

The one and only Harold... easy on easy off!

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Surely that’s from one of those awful Facebook rate my plate accounts 🫣

Nope.
After another look at their grid its the passion for butterbeans that really stands out

 

[ChubClubThug]

Do you want recognition from Slimming World? Your post seems tinged with a bit of jealousy

What's there to be jealous of? He's the face of a cult who is using him to sell lies to the public. They will use him, he'll feel loads of pressure, act all fake then get fat again. It's been seen over and over. Sophie Jude, Jennifer Hagen etc. Snares.

If you're gonna do SW you're best to just do it quietly and not get sucked into the fake instagram fuckery or pathetic PR stunts. Because then it becomes dangerous and you lose sight of the health side of things, and you're just in it for the followers and spice codes

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

You've never come across the one syn doughnut?
They were all the rage at my group at one point, had their moment on insta too
This was before people started pissing about with the silicone moulds and oats

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Oh fuck off it’s a jam sandwich with sugar on top

 

[uokhun92]

Can this defs be the next thread title this time, credit to @ChubClubThug

Slimming World #6 Mags is off on her yacht, sailing the world on the tears of the fatties

 

[rubyred66]

I wanted a line about Margaret’s yacht sailing away on a sea of the tears of us long suffering slimming world members. I’m so disappointed

 

[Damocles]

I personally think he is doing really well with the calorie counting and hope he is able to stick with it long term. He seems to be taking a much healthier approach than when he was SWing.

eh???

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I think I might have weight watchers mixed up with slimming world. I meant the people featured in magazines and on their articles. I don’t know what to call them.

I see the large scale events as a photo opportunity for the slimmers who endlessly self promote themselves like they are almost a celebrity in wait. The community slimming group has an ex slimming world member who was over 8 years at target, she never got an invite to any events, even though she was regularly nominated by her consultant.

You have to pretty enough to be invited to do SW PR.
A good example:
-Mrs Bav lost 9 stone and kept to target for a few years (despite gaining back more recently). she was never invited to do any PR for SW no magazine cover nothing
- Jennifer Ginley (jsg) lost 9 stone and was immediately the face of SW and all over their website, posters and magazine. She didn't even keep to target for a few month and within 18 month had gained most of it back.

Why was jen chosen over bav? Jen was more stereotypically pretty.
And no i'm no fan of Bav shes just as much of a twat as jen. But I think their cases are a good example of SW's pretty bias.

 

[Ng!917658150]

Piss off Chloe. You've put some powdered sugar on wholemeal bread. It's not french toast