Sir Keir Starmer #3
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Well there's got to be some truth in the rumours.
I don't care what politicians get up to behind closed doors but when it involves prostitutes or drugs (not that drugs have been mentioned in this instance), I do think they are unfit for office. Especially since Starmer would have us believe he's a happily married family man.
People often say they don't care what politicians get up to in their private lives, but it DOES matter, because senior politicians especially government ministers are open to blackmail and corruption by hostile states/hostile actors. That's why, if you're ever lucky enough to become a Cabinet Minister, you're subjected to the famous MI5 "deep dive" and they don't just rely on the big self-disclosure forms they make you fill in, they do their own research and then interrogate you about any discrepancies. And that's not because the 'men in grey' at MI5 have a salacious interest in your rent-boy habit. They don't give a tit about the morality, but they ARE worried about you being kidnapped/blackmailed by hackers/hostile state actors.
So in Kier's case, if the rumours are true, then it is very serious because, at a time when we are involved in an enormous proxy war with Russia, he's leaving himself open to, er, being discovered to be in compromising positions with young men from Eastern Europe, who may or may not be exactly what they say they are, and may or may not be from a country a bit further East than Ukraine. Not that I have any reason to think they are, but from a national security perspective, it is serious, far more serious than a nudge nudge wink wink about the PM's personal preferences.
Hmm...ok the first one I dismissed as a weird incident, someone with issues. But now, crikey, it's starting to look a bit suspect. I mean I have no problem with Kier Starmer being gay (if he is), but as moldwarp pointed out keeping it secret and having a wife and kids does open him up to blackmail. Which might be what's going on here. These lads might have been putting pressure on him for money and when he refused they started taking action. Or it could be deeper than that and be linked to a certain country we're all thinking of. No idea what is the case but it's starting to look fishy.
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Well he keeps shafting us, so would it be surprising if he's shafting someone else too?
When he said he wanted to smash the gangs, I didn’t think he meant smashing Romanian rent boys but here we are
That has to be the next thread title or I’m getting a dinghy to France in a fit of rageWhen he said he wanted to smash the gangs, I didn’t think he meant smashing Romanian rent boys but here we are
Well maybe that’s why he’s just done a deal with the EU. He’s keen to slip it back into EuropeThat has to be the next thread title or I’m getting a dinghy to France in a fit of rage
All of Twitter is thinking what you're thinking
It was Twitter that instituted the great British festival of Ed Balls Day. Twitter is truly wise.
Is anyone even remotely suprised that Spanner could of gotten his wrench into these Eastern European Twinks. We know he loves the EU so much.
It's only a matter of time before it all comes crumbling down. His powerful corrupt mates can only protect him for so long, but at least he hasnt lowered himself to the absolute depravity of eating some cake.
It's only a matter of time before it all comes crumbling down. His powerful corrupt mates can only protect him for so long, but at least he hasnt lowered himself to the absolute depravity of eating some cake.
I wonder whether all this is going to go along the lines of Nick Brown (still convinced there's a connection to Starmer/rent boys there) and we will never find out what happened and why.
Who would have thought that the Eastern European male modelling community was so overrepresented in the world of politically motivated arsonists? Or should I say arsenists?
Ah yes, putting the a into arsonists.
Do we reckon Starmer is a top or bottom? I'm going for bottom
I don't have Twitter, is the assumption that these lads were rent boys hired by the PM? What is considered their motivation for the arson, unpaid dues? Attention?
I can't believe people are stupid enough to believe these rumours.
Me neither but it would be interesting to see some other theories as to how come a load of Eastern European male models (a) want to firebomb three items/properties specifically from Starmer's past (b) know exactly where to find those items/properties. Especially given that the one in court yesterday claims not to speak English and needed or demanded a Russian translator.
I suppose the whole thing must be a Russian plot to destabilize the nation, it's the only other theory I've seen, although why or how they would get a Ukrainian to do it for them, we'll have to wait and see.
I'm not sure. It's just odd the only accounts reporting this stuff are unverified on X and say things such as "The Sun claims..." even when The Sun hasn't reported such a thing.
It's a baseless claim that people are working themselves up into a frenzy over.
I reckon he's a top and he likes to do it wearing his barrister's wig, next to a huge full length mirror so he can admire himself. When he feels himself getting there, he screams "my dad was a toolmakerrrr!" in his smug nasally voice. And then he discharges his tool into Eastern Europe.
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