Sir Keir Starmer #3

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I'm not sure. It's just odd the only accounts reporting this stuff are unverified on X and say things such as "The Sun claims..." even when The Sun hasn't reported such a thing.

It's a baseless claim that people are working themselves up into a frenzy over.
People are speculating about some very unusual facts. All the reports in the newspapers about the individuals who have appeared in court appear to be true (and if not then the papers libel lawyers need sacking). It remains to be seen why these young, eastern european guys have been attacking the prime ministers house and former car and how they even knew where to find them. You have to admit it's pretty unusual.
 
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People are speculating about some very unusual facts. All the reports in the newspapers about the individuals who have appeared in court appear to be true (and if not then the papers libel lawyers need sacking). It remains to be seen why these young, eastern european guys have been attacking the prime ministers house and former car and how they even knew where to find them. You have to admit it's pretty unusual.

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Eh there's never any point debating gossip with people who don't think there should be any gossip.

Coming on Tattle and telling people not to gossip or speculate is like rocking up to a mosque or a church with a Richard Dawkins book and telling everyone to stop 'working themselves up into a frenzy' about God. Or going to a Convention for the Deaf trying to flog them the latest album from your fave DJ. Wrong audience, wrong crowd.

I do take back my assertion above that Kier is a top, though. Based on his politics, I'd say he's actually a switch. He'll flip-flop up, down, back or front depending on which set of voters young male model he's trying to charm at any given moment.
 
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Eh there's never any point debating gossip with people who don't think there should be any gossip.

Coming on Tattle and telling people not to gossip or speculate is like rocking up to a mosque or a church with a Richard Dawkins book and telling everyone to stop 'working themselves up into a frenzy' about God. Or going to a Convention for the Deaf trying to flog them the latest album from your fave DJ. Wrong audience, wrong crowd.

I do take back my assertion above that Kier is a top, though. Based on his politics, I'd say he's actually a switch. He'll flip-flop up, down, back or front depending on which set of voters young male model he's trying to charm at any given moment.
Given that at least one of those lads works on a building site I'm guessing Starmer's a bottom 😂
 
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Given that at least one of those lads works on a building site I'm guessing Starmer's a bottom 😂
I think those lads 'work on a building site' in the same sense as Kier's wealthy, factory owning dad was a 'toolmaker', i.e., PR balls.

Possibly Kier likes his male models to dress up as bricklayers, though. Let's face it, it's the closest he's ever going to get to the actual working class.
 
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Proof positive that 2 Tier is a top - Labour like him just love to duck the working classes - in all senses of the word, clearly.

The Manc witch has clearly turned her back fully on her roots - or was it all a carefully fabricated web of deceit.

bleeps the lot of them.
 
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People are speculating about some very unusual facts. All the reports in the newspapers about the individuals who have appeared in court appear to be true (and if not then the papers libel lawyers need sacking). It remains to be seen why these young, eastern european guys have been attacking the prime ministers house and former car and how they even knew where to find them. You have to admit it's pretty unusual.
There's been nothing in the newspapers to suggest they've had contact with Starmer. It's like some right wing schizophrenic waffle.

Also no one is saying not to gossip. Just saying it's a load of balls.
 
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I’m envisaging some kind of Village People type orgy, personally. You’ve got the fragrant young Romanian dressed up as a bricklayer. A second male model in police/bondage uniform, because we all know how excited Kier gets when he can bang lots of people up in prison. Another guy wearing a handlebar moustache, a judge’s wig and nothing else. And Jeremy Corbyn at the back holding an enormous phallic shaped marrow from his allotment.
 
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I must say though I'm loving the return of the prudish euphemism in the press reporting of this case. "Male model" doing the same sort of heavy lifting as "confirmed bachelor" used to do in the 1950s.
 
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Me neither but it would be interesting to see some other theories as to how come a load of Eastern European male models (a) want to firebomb three items/properties specifically from Starmer's past (b) know exactly where to find those items/properties. Especially given that the one in court yesterday claims not to speak English and needed or demanded a Russian translator.

I suppose the whole thing must be a Russian plot to destabilize the nation, it's the only other theory I've seen, although why or how they would get a Ukrainian to do it for them, we'll have to wait and see.
They are both Russian speaking. only 1% of Romanians speak Russian and they are immigrants from Russia. 17% of Ukrainians speak Russian.

I'm guessing they are both Russian sympathisers from their language, this crime and the fact that they aren't in Ukraine fighting for their freedom.

I think the rumours are stupid, and if you are actively listening to George Galloway try to stir up rit then I cant help you.
 
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Prediction: the number of people crossing the channel today is going to be very high when released tonight so Starmer has made that non-announcement about winter fuel allowance to divert the media in tomorrows news.
 
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If he's been bumming them, can't they just say that's been happening? Or are they scared Kier will lock em up and throw away the key?
 
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There's been nothing in the newspapers to suggest they've had contact with Starmer. It's like some right wing schizophrenic waffle.

Also no one is saying not to gossip. Just saying it's a load of balls.
It is a bit odd that the wafflers are so convinced that Starmer is the worst PM in the world, and yet the only “accusation” they’ve chosen to hang their hats on is some weird unsubstantiated nonsense about male models. Saddos.
 
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They are both Russian speaking. only 1% of Romanians speak Russian and they are immigrants from Russia. 17% of Ukrainians speak Russian.

I'm guessing they are both Russian sympathisers from their language, this crime and the fact that they aren't in Ukraine fighting for their freedom.

I think the rumours are stupid, and if you are actively listening to George Galloway try to stir up rit then I cant help you.
Don't take it so seriously, we are allowed a bit of a joke, gossip, speculation and banter, we dont actually need help. Who knows what the truth is but it is very odd that 3 eastern European 'models' knew not only his addresses but the actual car he used to have.
 
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Gotta hand it to Starmerbot, even his house doors get the two tier service - Front door burnt, back door smashed.
 
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Prediction: the number of people crossing the channel today is going to be very high when released tonight so Starmer has made that non-announcement about winter fuel allowance to divert the media in tomorrows news.
Prediction: the number of people crossing the channel today is going to fall to near zero when word gets round that the price of British citizenship involves being thoroughly “seen to” by the Toolmaker in Chief.
 
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