Simone Anderson

[@whereismyfreestuff]

View attachment 1418019wasn't this contraption gifted?

Yes it was

 

[Blardeblarblar]

What boring party bags? Kids want cheap crap and cheap toy cars to play with? Not a fucking wooden truck with jellybeans?

Probably no kids invited it will be all adults

Party prep for Asher’s birthday next week, wonder how many paid partnerships she has for it

I can't believe she's only started showing us a week prior. When it was the baby shower she prepped for weeeeeks beforehand.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Simone going away again

Another month just flew by!

 

[Oh-do-tell-all]

Has anyone messaged 5aday about the fruit story yesterday and had a reply?? I did and apparently her agent confirmed that she did pay the money to Womens refuge…. Yes after she got wind of court action being taken against her

 

[iggy]

He probably doesn’t even sleep all night now!! Not many babies do. My 2 year old still wakes most nights and people that say their kid slept through from an early age are fucking liars in my opinion

Honestly some babies do - every kid is different. My one slept through the night from about 4 months old. I have friends who’s kids sleep through the night, then some who are up with multiple wake ups through the night. And fiends with siblings who are the complete opposite of each other lol .

I’m sure we would know all about it if Asher woke up during the night as she would be showing it lol.

I can remember her mentioning when they all had gastro though ? Did she have a day where she didn’t leave the house and go anywhere like you are supposed to do when you have gastro ?

 

[ihateliars]

Water Polo and participated in three ocean swims. Big deal but I am sure she will embellish.


What year did she compete in water polo?

2008 so she was 15/16

I just don't understand how she managed thus plus 13 other sports but was so overweight?

Just saying she participated in three ocean swims in the Auckland city after her loss weight surgery. Not at national level no butterfly involved in ocean swim

 

[sausagefingertrent]

I'm absolutely disgusted at the 5+ a day organisation thinking that giving away food to high income people in the current climate with inflation is a good idea!
People are absolutely struggling with the cost of living right now and they think that's what encourages people to eat more fruit and veg?!
It's absolutely gross.

Email them? Quite a few of us have…

 

[hashtagmytruth]

Ugh ofcourse she wouldn’t dare buy any colorful hot wheels - live a little Simone!

This is psychotic

 

[sausagefingertrent]

I know it's about a week late, but definitely confirms that Asher is moving rooms, likely to make room for #2.
The wardrobes and windows are is different places, therefore is a different room where Ashers new shelves have been put.
Ka kite down the hall Roo

Yes! Asher roo is moving into the office…

I noticed she had moved the lazy boy chair downstairs too

I f

i always find it weird when people have babies and move them rooms when they are having another one, even my sister in law did it, like why bother having to move them rooms?? My sons nursery is and will be his bedroom until a time comes that we move house or he moves out (whichever comes first) and a new baby would have it’s own room that wasn’t once their brother/sisters

Cause Simo is extra that’s why

 

[ehinfluencers]

Wait wait wait Simone paid for a photo shoot?? No way surely she forgot the paid partnership tag!

 

[snarkersusie]

Another evening away from her kid. Surprised? Not really.

We only see “two minutes” of her day though. Despite the fact she posts a lot more

 

[snarkersusie]

Proof that she puts paid partnership even when she has bought things herself …

I wonder if she has to put paid partnership as they gave her a discount or something like that?

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Never seen evidence!


I’ve emailed her management before. And do you know what I got back? Absolutely nothing.

Oh, she’s just like Simmo. Ignore and brush under the carpet. Fucking gross!!

 

[itsjustme23]

To prove that she plays with him (she probably only does so when she’s being recorded or watched).

Her voice is so fake and annoying .
Does Asher say any words ?

 

[ihateliars]

Oh, she’s just like Simmo. Ignore and brush under the carpet. Fucking gross!!

Seamonsters Agent is also “profiting” so why would she care

 

[trentworksfromhome]

And she wasnt wearing a jacket herself which is way too suss


Yep only mentioned it today exactly because of that

Tbh our kids go out to the playground when it’s raining all the time. They freaking love going out in the rain.

Tbh our kids go out to the playground when it’s raining all the time. They freaking love going out in the rain.

Me, not so much.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

As vile as I think SA is that’s not his profile pic- his is them on the wedding day and the question comes for a profile with a woman and guy in a selfie with a buttoned shirt.

Yeah I noticed that it wasn’t his profile. I did notice his profile was open to the public which opens him up to “trolls” - wonder if people message him telling him his wife is a scammer???!

Also, how come some people can message her like that and some can’t?? I don’t have the option to message her??

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Who is Hinch?

She is an English mummy blogger who is everything Simone wants to be. She has threads on here that I've heard get pretty brutal but I've never really looked on them. Hinch's insta centres on organisation and cleaning and has released books on it.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Proof that she puts paid partnership even when she has bought things herself …

Omg. What is the message you send? I’m going to send one too

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Has anyone seen the movie pleasantville? Where it's black and white then goes into colour. Ashers beige life at home Vs colour at daycare, he must have been so shocked his first day.

Yes I love that movie! And that is the perfect description of his life.

Is this her one outing for the month?

These months are flying by aren't they!