Simone Anderson

[sausagefingertrent]

I wonder if she has less responsibility if the business fails?

That would be right up her ally - she seems to be invested in things like these for a short while then it’s not really her “vibe”
Baseline doesn’t look like it’s doing very well. Her latest collection still isn’t a sellout. I think one of the Jean jackets in one size sold out

 

[constructivecritic]

Yeah what happened to your perfect swim bag preparation...sorry, I mean, overflowing plastic bucket with handles that's filled to the brim with towels and sunscreen and a hideous towel dress for you and no clothes for him to change into after the swim?

Not to stick up for SA but my guess is swimming is a mad rush afterwards to get home for lunch and A’s sleep. She’s very schedule focused for sleep so wouldn’t want him to have a cat nap in the car and it ruin his lunchtime sleep.
Also, ta is counted as a first word technically- so is uh oh, animal noises, etc. A is definitely a quiet child so unsure if she worried or not, kids all develop at their own pace so not surprising. Simone follows Zazi, surprised she hasn’t reached out for some #sponsored sign language charts.

 

[cdoggydawg]

How is adding paid partnership to every story actually acknowledging what exactly the paid partnership is. Like we all know her whole life is sponsored but I feel like the paid partnership is a cop out. She should specify exactly what in the video or photo is sponsored. Especially if she's advertising multiple different things in a post.

I read somewhere she gets $500 per story and $1000 per post.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

I think it’s because you can set story replies to only allow people you follow to reply so she must have that setting on. It’s likely her friends that are writing in those lick ass story replies to “make her look good”.

Ew slimy bitch she is

 

[Here_For_The_Tea_Sis]

Wow her third giveaway this week…..

 

[Blardeblarblar]

She’s fully sending herself all those questions right? The gushing over her parenting, the tagging brands, addressing shit discussed here…could she be anymore transparent

Honest to fucking god she is deluded!!! Wonder how many people have been blocked when the question box went up.

 

[snarkersusie]

Stonefruit aye Simone…..the same thing you craved with Asher.

Cue Simone posting something to throw us off the scent…..

 

[Simone15]

So what’s the deal? Is she away with chipolata for his work trip? How do we know this? Does someone know someone from Canon??

One of her first posts was deleted which showed Canon.

 

[snarkersusie]

Weekly house clean and fresh sheet Friday a day early, is something happening tomorrow?

Yes, she’s off for her monthly outing.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Someone needs to comment on Simmo’s comment - come on guys…..I don’t have a fake account

Take one for the teammmmmmmm

I would but I'm blocked

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Another month has flown by for old mate.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Simone’s latest video with the baby chicks and Asher seriously doesn’t babble at all. Makes almost no sounds.

My kids would have lost their shit at a baby chick

 

[sausagefingertrent]

I’ll just leave this here…

Why can’t I find skete when I search for her?? I can see her name but I can’t view her stories?

Skete is under 10k so out of bounds here.

Omg your profile pic looks like Simmo’s in a porn video

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I'm absolutely gutted, flowerbomb is my absolute favourite perfume

 

[RawlingsBlue]

Take note Simone.

 

[Simone15]

She cannot be pregnant… luging, horse ridding, spas… all of the things you shouldn’t do if you are pregnant. Then again… it is Simone, she has probably had a word with the fetus telling it to stay put…

I smell a fertility #ad or sob story coming.

 

[simonolata]

You cannot tell me (or maybe I’m wrong given how perfect the poor child apparently is - no pressure kid) that there is no movement detected… does he literally lie there stiff as a board, no limb movement or rollover? Or is it all the lie we know it is.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I hate how she puts him in dungarees with no shirt on underneath. My personal opinion is that it looks stupid.

Yep ridiculous

This is pretty random? Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m sure she hasn’t done a photography shoot since he was a newborn & he’s not 1 till next month.. I wonder if this is a shot from a pregnancy announcement shoot or she doesn’t want sis in law Erin getting all the attention with the pics she just posted lol!
Caption says ‘helping with competition entry’ but for an opportunist like Simone I feel like she’d kill 2 birds with 1 stone
She has also in true Simone style forgotten to add ad as her nb shoot was gifted.

"Helping with a competition entry" probably means "took the opportunity for another free photo shoot". It actually looks like a nice photoshoot, but why the chicken??????

This is pretty random? Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m sure she hasn’t done a photography shoot since he was a newborn & he’s not 1 till next month.. I wonder if this is a shot from a pregnancy announcement shoot or she doesn’t want sis in law Erin getting all the attention with the pics she just posted lol!
Caption says ‘helping with competition entry’ but for an opportunist like Simone I feel like she’d kill 2 birds with 1 stone
She has also in true Simone style forgotten to add ad as her nb shoot was gifted.

Same photographer too

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Asher sounds like he’s got a cold. Wonder if having a bath outside has helped that develop, or maybe his lack of clothes on a cold morning/day.

Neither because you don't catch a cold from being cold. Asher probably picked up a daycare bug.

 

[snarkersusie]

All kitted out for their little Bush walk. What a pair of fucking Muppets .

please tell me they took their Gumboots?