Simone Anderson #64 Take a random gift from my bag of cheap toys, just please don’t make me stay at home with my boys

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Haven't seen this. It looked like she was wearing black plastic pants when she was sitting, talking about the perfume.

This has just confirmed it. She really needs an adult to help her dress.

Where's our lovely tattle stylist for comment
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I have no words. Between the pleather pants and the seaweed disaster I’m beginning to think she’s angling for NZ’s worst dressed 2026.
She really needs to make sure her trousers sit at the ankle or lower. Being tall she can’t carry a cheap off the rack style as they are too short.
Imagine if Shein and Temu stop shipping due to the fuel crisis - she’ll have to wear something twice.
 
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Scamone spoke the truth. A red letter day. 🤭

Of course that image is so she, it's fake, it's AI. It's effectively a lie; like her life.
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I wonder if she will admit the nachos air fryer recipe isn’t her idea. Also, plank today. Do you need your a up that high if you’re on a machine? Instructor didn’t seem to care or notice.
 
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Do you need your a up that high if you’re on a machine?
Body Position: Maintain a straight line from head to heels, avoiding dropped hips, and pull your belly button toward your spine. Hips towards the bar (bum should not be in the air).
 
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I wonder if she will admit the nachos air fryer recipe isn’t her idea. Also, plank today. Do you need your a up that high if you’re on a machine? Instructor didn’t seem to care or notice.
The instructor there is rubbish. Is she even qualified.

She never pulls up, or corrects bad form, and seeing scammy with her long hair so close to the springs, just shows her H&S knowledge is zero.

She stood next to planking-scammy and never corrected her form. Really bad advert for that pilates fitboutique
 
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Is she swollen, didn't she have surgery yet she looks face puffy
I thought the same. Either she’s putting on weight, has some side effects from the surgery in terms of fluid retention or her body is massively inflamed from the surgery/meds/supplements/alcohol cocktail she lives and breathes.
I wonder if she still plans to get her bum tucked in Turkey when there is such huge disruption to flights and the increasing risk of getting stranded? Do tell us Simone what your back up plan is for getting home? Have you got the cash to pay tens of thousands for additional airfares?
 
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Trust scammer to be the one with the jacket off her shoulder. Why? It just makes her look half dressed
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I thought the same. Either she’s putting on weight, has some side effects from the surgery in terms of fluid retention or her body is massively inflamed from the surgery/meds/supplements/alcohol cocktail she lives and breathes.
I wonder if she still plans to get her bum tucked in Turkey when there is such huge disruption to flights and the increasing risk of getting stranded? Do tell us Simone what your back up plan is for getting home? Have you got the cash to pay tens of thousands for additional airfares?
Im sure she's got money left over from WR silly oh and the free clothes and tit she gets for free yet sells. Aaaaannnd perhaps the money she gets from predators that pay for her kids photos online
 
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