Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers

[silencedogood]

You truly are the MVP of these threads lately!

Would seem the real MVP is Trenti and his ability to turn his entire contact list into “prospects” For those who don’t understand this, basically hes talking about making a list in order to make it easier to target every single person you know into getting them to join a MLM. Hey Moni, are you following this advice for selling Thermies too because it seems you haven’t sold any yet….

 

[NotaAD]

Those free hangover pills not working for you hun? You poor thing, having to drink Blue Powerade like a commoner.

 

[SponsorMe]

Are you Wendy?

Imagine if this was where Wendy came to vent about her daughter in law!

 

[ihateliars]

A bit bottom heavy there Tent

Reminds me of Shallow Hal

 

[BotLife]

All that f45 and she can't whip cream by hand??!!

 

[silencedogood]

And it's an

And it's an AD

How did I miss this?? Is someone really a client if they got their makeup done for free, or even better, you had to pay them

Do you worry she will know who you are? Your posts give great insight to her 'real' life! She seems quite bizarre

I could drop way hotter tea about the Forsyths but that would unfortunately risk identifying myself. I do my best to not drop too much information that might do that. I’ve heard stories about vicious Moni coming after her besties for far less.

 

[silencedogood]

He is so disgusting. Anyone who wears those slip on Hugh Hefner slippers with pants that are too short is gross anyway. This makes him even worse. They’re both terrible people.

Gives me extra ick knowing he’s been smiling this way since at least 2016

 

[snarkersusie]

Hi Simone. Just wondering why you are not at the Louis Vuitton event tonight? You know seeing as you have soooo many bags from them? Oh and your sandals of course.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Trenti just couldn't help but give her a hug, from behind

He prefers it from behind too

 

[influencersannoyme]

How upsetting her bins are not clean and organised.

I’m surprised they don’t have massive labels saying recycling and rubbish, because how else would she know which one is which

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Most honest post she’s done in years. And she didn’t even photoshop him skinnier!

 

[mysteryuser123]

In just gonna leave this here....
Someone copied simys recipe

 

[shh77]

Just got back from a week away in Aus. Came home to the same sheets we left, took my toothbrush out of the bag and went straight to bed can’t believe Simone unpacks and puts washing on straight away. I do wish I’d cleaned the house
before we left though but Mr Hobby thought mowing the lawns was more important.

Tell me at the VERY LEAST if you parked at the airport you had the car valeted whilst you were away?!?!

 

[Pentothal]

If Scammy and Trenti are going out tonight, to go drinking, so they experience a hangover tomorrow and can try the new magic tablets, she/they shouldn't be driving. She shouldn't even be pushing a product like this. It does not promote, nor does she, responsible alcohol.consumption.

I wonder if Scammy has done her research. The company that produces the product she's pushing and potentially gets a kick back from, tested it themselves. Their quality control was zero, their clinical trial had 24, white, fit, participants, of whom they only recorded the results of 14. The message people can drink more, without the effects is so dangerous.

Hope they get breathalyzed tonight.

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

There was also an ongoing "giveaway" of sorts of funds to Women's Refuge and we never found out who won that...oh wait, Simone did

 

[Ehmmmmm….]

Lol tell me you just copy and pasted the sent copy, without telling me!
It’s so blatantly obvious when she does this! The vocabulary is vastly different!
…when in her life has she ever said “atop”?? 🫠

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Direct copy and paste, just changed ‘on’ to ‘atop.’ Not an original bone in her body.
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Woah, bath toys in the bath?! She’s wacky, she’s zany, she’s kooky, she’s wild.

 

[trentstillworksfromhome]

Hi Sim, thanks so much for providing before and after photos of Trent pre and post hairline tattooing.

He went from a normal looking nice bald guy to looking like a 47 year old used car salesman who wants to know if you have hook ups for nose candy.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Is Trent even there????

Nah, she forgot to take him out from the storage unit.

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

A bit bottom heavy there Tent

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

How did I miss this?? Is someone really a client if they got their makeup done for free, or even better, you had to pay them

I could drop way hotter tea about the Forsyths but that would unfortunately risk identifying myself. I do my best to not drop too much information that might do that. I’ve heard stories about vicious Moni coming after her besties for far less.

Don’t out yourself, we love the little tidbits! Never leave us