Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[nothanksbabes]

There hasn't even been a thread about him for a year, has there? I suppose your own Tattle thread is a sign you've made it, if you're into that kind of thing.

Worth noting that most people on Tattle started as legit followers of the people they now come here to discuss, before noticing something amiss though.

 

[CookieZippy]

There hasn't even been a thread about him for a year, has there? I suppose your own Tattle thread is a sign you've made it, if you're into that kind of thing.

Worth noting that most people on Tattle started as legit followers of the people they now come here to discuss, before noticing something amiss though.

I love the way he calls it "my dedicated thread on tattle".

And like hell does he look once per year.

Another thread title idea - Simon Harris, Hi Simon!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Of course he just happened to drop by on the day he got called a quality insult. He’s here every day, he’s too much of a narcissist to look away

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Of course he just happened to drop by on the day he got called a quality insult. He’s here every day, he’s too much of a narcissist to look away

Not like he has anything else to do, like leave the house and go to a job.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

He’s here every day, he’s too much of a narcissist to look away

I take my last thread title suggestion back. THIS one is wonderful!

 

[CookieZippy]

This old trick AGAIN? Morning Simon x



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Some of the comments on his facebook post are amazing

I've made it onto that site, someone tipped me off and I'm astounded that anyone's life can become so tragically empty, that they need to chip in on a forum that is essentially unmonitored bollocks.

Nobody is forcing this person to look at your profile pic though?? Are they only resorting to body shaming because they hate all the fundraising for good causes you do?

I love Tattle for some of its stuff but I will not read the thread dedicated to you Simon. I know I’d get too angry.
Some influencers are scammers and I have no issue with Tattle highlighting that. You do not belong there though.

She got all that from a profile picture?

Your clearly living rent free in her head, and she's thinking about your body otherwise why say anything

watch out Rachael Elizabeth Harris

someone's after his six pack

I mean, to give her her due, I'd be "irrationality annoyed" too if I was a used wedding dress. They only tend to see action from a woman once in their lifetime, while Simon's several children are proof that he's more of an "everyday essential" in his lady's life.

Good for Simon, I say. Let the used wedding dress fester in the attic where she belongs, with the other miserable old relics. Hope she's well wrapped in acid-free paper. Sounds like she needs it.

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

I looked at his blog. It's both boring and gross. When your baby shits from shoulder to ankle it takes a very special kind of person to link to scat porn

Or to talk about the cost of CBeebies land by implying some sort of sexual assault by Mr Tumble

 

[nothanksbabes]

I looked at his blog. It's both boring and gross. When your baby shits from shoulder to ankle it takes a very special kind of person to link to scat porn

Or to talk about the cost of CBeebies land by implying some sort of sexual assault by Mr Tumble

Ugh. My sense of humour is in the gutter but it's grim joking about this stuff in the context of children.

 

[anniemouse]

I looked at his blog. It's both boring and gross. When your baby shits from shoulder to ankle it takes a very special kind of person to link to scat porn

Or to talk about the cost of CBeebies land by implying some sort of sexual assault by Mr Tumble

I have a potty mouth, but this is really inappropriate where children are involved.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Ugh!!! It takes a special sort of creep to drop porn, sexual assault/fantasies and endless leering descriptions of breastfeeding in a blog ostensibly about childcare

"Everyday essential?" More like elephant in the corner

 

[Jelly Bean]

Well quite.
But I don't think Si likes his fundraising to go unnoticed. It always has to be in his name
Plus he can't take out a little slice for his wages if it all goes directly to the charity.

 

[CookieZippy]

He will ignore that I'm sure. That baby wipe review on his blog is awful.

By reducing the quality of your Mamia wipes to the extent where I am just about ready to cleanse my baby’s hole using my wife’s favourite blouse because it will genuinely lead to less aggravation in my life.

Beforehand, I really felt like I could ‘give it some,’ even when I treated myself to a luxury poo, and not have to worry about making a breakthrough. Now, every single pass makes me wince in fear of the inevitable.


That is of course if I can actually get a hold of any of the bastards in the first place. Let me be clear, in times of excessive shittening I don’t have the time to tenderly caress the packet in the same manner as a gentleman removing a lady’s brassiere or adjusting a thermostat until one wipe frees itself from the remainder of its moistened brotherhood.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

"Cleanse my baby's hole"

 

[nothanksbabes]

He will ignore that I'm sure. That baby wipe review on his blog is awful.

Such a neckbeard twit. Honestly the Internet is the worst thing to happen when it comes to people inflicting their overwrought, hacky writing on us.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

How to cleanse the child's hole: throw dad in the bath

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Is cleansing your baby's hole the new give it some minge?

 

[CookieZippy]

Yes Simon, all the mums are going to watch cbeebies with a vibrator. You wish. And 9 tweets tonight about Farage having problems with his bank. One tweet would be enough for a normal person. Actually no, a normal person wouldn't tweet about it at all.

 

[MemoryLane]

His wife must be busy with hers while he’s writing this bollox! May be she’s waiting for the funding to hit a certain point then divorce him! Christ I’d go mental if my partner wrote “cleanse my baby’s hole” on a social media post. The thing is if it was Lozza Fox writing it he’d be buried by tweets calling him a pedalo!

 

[CookieZippy]

Saw on Facebook that he's bought his kids their first passports and is taking them abroad on a "daddy adventure". Maybe it's just me, but it seems odd that the mum isn't going too, given its the kids' first time abroad. She must really like him being out the house!

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

Just want to warn everyone - make sure your breakfast is well settled before you go on Twitter. Harris is showing off his moobs again and bringing out the "skin on skin" pic again.