I can smell the desperation to be somehow relevant oozing off this tweet
Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly
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Going into Manchester city centre for a book event I booked before they announced the parade and the tram is already full of Manchester city fans 2 stops in so fully expecting it to be rammed.FTFY
Edit: second time in as many days
The tone deaf hypocrisy of this tweet 
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Where exactly did he pick up this idea that people masturbate angrily over things they don't like? It's really weird. He needs help.
Projection, I assume.
Honestly Simon, if you really hate the UK that much just bugger off and live somewhere else. What's that Simon? You can't afford to? And you don't have a passport anyway? Oh dear Simon.
He does my head in, sometimes I back him and other times he is just the worst kind of virtue signaller.
Going after GB News for their coverage of the PS stuff is stupid, they were right to cover it although Eammon Holmes is an odious little man who was publicly lauding PS when he ācame outā while now saying his grooming was well known. I see you Eammon,
Simon just goes after the latest trend and tags on, much like Jack Monroe who he canāt seem to quite dismiss for fear of upsetting her flying monkeys.
Going after GB News for their coverage of the PS stuff is stupid, they were right to cover it although Eammon Holmes is an odious little man who was publicly lauding PS when he ācame outā while now saying his grooming was well known. I see you Eammon,
Simon just goes after the latest trend and tags on, much like Jack Monroe who he canāt seem to quite dismiss for fear of upsetting her flying monkeys.
As annoying as Jack is at least she is willing to put herself forward and give an opinion - no matter how bizarre, ridiculous, uninformed, clickbaity, smug or repulsive it is. All Simon does is regurgitate talking points from other people and then say "wankspangler" at the end of it
Or invents his own imaginary conversation, like: āIāll say it again for Keith at the back, something something Meghan send the boats back to the Daily Mail something somethingā.
And everyone stands up and claps in his replies. Youāre the man, Simon! Sticking it to the establishment. As everyone else scrolls past yawning.
If it didnāt look like he smells of eggs and wotsits, Iād say he was probably high on the smell of his own farts.
Itās what I donāt get with him, Tan, bottle head, that lot. I vote Liberal locally (two-horse race here), generally side with Labour nationally, and probably sway towards being a woke green snowflakeā¦so why are this lot so utterly unlikable.
Had a break for a couple of days on him and this site. And he's got worse
duck SAKE
duck SAKE
An unflushable turd
Thread title nomination!
I bet he makes a right tit of himself like he always does
Whatās Greenwich Town Hall ever done to offend Keith anyone?
Look now, Keith is easily offended. Flies off the handle into one of those angerwanks at the drop of a hat. And don't even get me started on Barry and Clive.
He tweets like this constantly and says so little. What does he suggest as an alternative?
Handwriting like a child.
bleeping hell, when did he last leave the house? Not seen one of those in about 20 years. Go on you smelly prick, do a tweet about Our Price or Woolworths.
Could've maybe tidied up instead of doing that.
Wait, Is there a non creepy version of David Walliams?
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