Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[nothanksbabes]

He's got a two year old? That means he had sex within the last three years?
Omg.

You wouldn't let him come through your front door let alone anywhere else...

 

[MrsPiggleWiggle]

What a bleep!
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He's got a two year old? That means he had sex within the last three years?
Omg.

I doubt it was consensual.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

His kinder egg 'quip' was so tedious I stopped reading. Brevity is the soul of wit, you clod.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Yep still as revolting and irritating as duck

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Yep still as revolting and irritating as duck

Reminds me of the old Daddiesbrown sauce logo which you could turn upside down.

Why does he do that wide-eyed startled bunny look? Hides the crows feet and bags from sitting on your hairy a eating wotsits and furiously tweeting all day about wankpuffins or twatcrumpets. Such a head.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Yep still as revolting and irritating as duck

Jesus christ we're not in lockdown anymore, go to a bleeping barber.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Jesus christ we're not in lockdown anymore, go to a bleeping barber.

Are you suggesting he stop furiously tweeting in the five minutes it would take the barber to do his hair?

 

[Yer_wha?!]

I see the other day he screenshotted his bio, to tweet that he'd changed it- because if he didn't draw attention to it, no one would have noticed because he's actually a total non entity but a legend in his own lunchtime

 

[ochebalboa]

What a bleeping fild

 

[CookieZippy]

Yep still as revolting and irritating as duck

He looks like someone from a grotty kebab shop. And is he actively trying to make himself look even older with that almost white beard?

 

[stunrw]

Reminds me of the old Daddiesbrown sauce logo which you could turn upside down.

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Why does he do that wide-eyed startled bunny look? Hides the crows feet and bags from sitting on your hairy a eating wotsits and furiously tweeting all day about wankpuffins or twatcrumpets. Such a head.

As usual Livvy you’ve just made me spit my coffe out
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As usual Livvy you’ve just made me spit my coffe out

Could also be said that he is furiously wanking all day about twitpuffins or twatcrumpets

 

[nothanksbabes]

He looks like someone from a grotty kebab shop. And is he actively trying to make himself look even older with that almost white beard?

How old is he?

 

[stunrw]

How old is he?

Chronologically or physically?

 

[ochebalboa]

How old is he?

I've heard he's 39

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I've heard he's 39

Companies House says 39, yeah - he just looks older

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He’s younger than me which astounds me
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Guess he’s hard a very hard life sat in his filthy undercrackers repeating the same 5 tweets 50 times a day
I bet his computer chair smells like a pig farm

 

[nothanksbabes]

I've heard he's 39

duck off .

How slowly does the planet he's from orbit the sun, because that's not 39 earth years is it?

 

[ochebalboa]

He's had a tough paper round. I'm 40 and no oil painting but i look younger

 

[Livia Fantasy]

If that’s his head, imagine the part of his body that actually does all the work…

HIS THUMBS, you perverts.

 

[CookieZippy]

Especially if he can watch....