He's a sad old bastard
Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly
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I'm never sure who is worse. Total twats like Simon Harris and Russ In Cheshire who do the "oooh I'm so outrageous I said a swear word about the Tory Party" or the people who find it absolutely hilarious and encourage them by following them and buying their crappy books.
I wonder if their old classmates see them on social media and are like "yup Simon is still a total head. Wasn't funny then isn't funny now".
I wonder if their old classmates see them on social media and are like "yup Simon is still a total head. Wasn't funny then isn't funny now".
Might try it tbh. I fancy a career change.
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(This is harder than it looks tbh)
You can guarantee he'll have been hitting refresh on that guy's twitter page all day so he can be right in there with the "We did it!!!" tweet the moment he has one more follower than the tory.
Ah yes twitter followers. That well known and totally valid measure of status. He's basically still at school isn't he?
What a sad, sad bastard. The magic moment indeed. The reply is spot on.
the man is a walking ick.Man needs a bleeping hobby. Like, maybe, idk, volunteering?
Not going to be able to pay off his debts doing that. I'm amazed he hasn't had the nerve to try a gofundme for that yet.
Wow caring about the number of followers someone has is beyond pathetic. Do these people not have lives? You really showed that Tory who’s boss.
They aren't your friends. Twitter is not real life.
Simon actively makes this lifelong LibDem-voting, Labour-leaning (no point here, is two-horse race) lefty woke mithering ninny to vote Tory just to annoy him.
He's tweeted about this guy and the evil Tory THIRTEEN times today. Jesus Christ.
He looks like he smells of Quavers.
So does his greasy looking missus.
He's also completely missed the point that it was not even your real life friends follow you!
Thank you all for entertaining me on a Friday night
And why doesn't anyone notice that he seems to have a lot of time on his hands - seeing as he has 4 kids, one of which who is Autistic.
I bet he didn't pay for what the kid ate. I see he's getting pretty arsey with people bringing up his previous support of chief grifter, Jack Monroe as well. Think he's attempting to distance himself from her.
Parents that allow this make it a learned behaviour for the children and make them think they can have something anytime they want. I read an Instagram post a while back with him saying that it’s fine for kids to watch their tablets whilst having dinner, or something along those lines. No it’s actually not ideal Simon to plonk them in front of a screen at every given opportunity. Find it really sad when you see families out and all of them are staring at their respective phones and not talking. Can imagine that’s what it’s like with him, constantly Tweeting or desperately trying to ‘win the internet’ for the day.
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