Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[PunkyMonkey]

Ah yes twitter followers. That well known and totally valid measure of status. He's basically still at school isn't he?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Kissing Jack Monroe's arse again



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Well she is the only person on a par with him for being an egotistical Billy bullshitting grifter

 

[Yer_wha?!]

I see the other day he screenshotted his bio, to tweet that he'd changed it- because if he didn't draw attention to it, no one would have noticed because he's actually a total non entity but a legend in his own lunchtime

 

[Mr Krabs]

Oh please go to my profile and click the nice juicy subscribe button.…………

I’ve seen a few perma-online types claim this like there’s some grand conspiracy. Nah your follower numbers are just going down.

 

[CookieZippy]

Ooooh is Fatty finally being brave enough to dip his toes into the trans issue? I wonder if he thinks trans women are women.....

Also, given he is so quick correct people when say things like "should of" instead of "should have" - it's 1990s Simon. Not 1990's. Thick, fat prick.

 

[CookieZippy]

And, as usual, it won't be remotely funny and will be 20 words too long to have any joke impact.

And then he'll do another joke.


Then another....

 

[nothanksbabes]

Where exactly did he pick up this idea that people masturbate angrily over things they don't like? It's really weird. He needs help.

Projection, I assume.

 

[CookieZippy]

He didn't like this. But then he couldn't not share it for attention when a *gasp* celebrity noticed him!

 

[ochebalboa]

So this is how he chooses to react to the backlash for this deeply misogynistic cartoon that Oxfam were forced to delete? Such an arsehole.





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Are you surprised? he is so desperate
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Actually Simon, most of us gave up donating to Oxfam years ago when it turned out they were sexually exploiting earthquake victims. But never miss a chance to moan about the ebil terves aye.

Correct. I've given more to them. After all the scandals never again

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He does give me on the register vibes

 

[smudge126]

I’m glad I found this thread. He gives me what I can only describe as ‘the ick’ whenever I see his tweets. Broadly speaking my politics align with his, but most things he writes just make me cringe even if I agree with them.

I completely agree with this. What he talks about is often the kind of stuff I agree with, but he recycles the same “jokes” over and over again, and I actually don’t think he has much of a clue about politics, I feel like he just sees something on Twitter that looks good and then either rewords it or steals someone else’s tweet and then posts it because he knows it’ll get engagement with little to no backlash.

And I absolutely HATE it when he screenshots his own tweets and posts them to Facebook

 

[CookieZippy]

He looks so desperate in that photo. It's like he's staring into the camera and saying "Please like me!"

 

[Limey]

Where exactly are these people saying these things? In his head?

Jesus, sit down Fat Si, you utter fucking clown show.

I went to Eurovision and my mate's mad wife (who is exactly this kind of pointless waster, no job, spends all day posting self important shit like this on social media) tagged along.

She spent the whole time convincing herself that the UK is a TERRIBLE place and everyone hates us, despite all the friends who had come from other countries spending the whole time saying how much they loved it here.

I do wonder what goes on in these terminally online people's heads to make them hate themselves so much.

 

[smudge126]

I see Simon wants a cookie.. again I hate his need to tell everyone “ooooo look what I said” like just say it, there’s no need to then show everyone after u billy no mates

It’s like how he constantly reposts the same three unfunny jokes. Thinks he’s done something clever then tries to dine out on it for years because his two brain cells burned out after thinking of those “jokes”

 

[Ronlonglegs]

I swear half the posts on this thread are mbd under diff names. It's dead.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

In what universe was this unemployed plonker in a meeting? He doesn't have a job, he doesn't volunteer ...

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Says he is 39 but I think he's a bit older than that.

39? Thirty nine?! What… per half?

39 my fucking arse

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Might try it tbh. I fancy a career change.

Rishi is a silly nobwombat isn’t he?! RT if you agree!!!

 

[CookieZippy]

I don't buy that crap about how he was tricked and he should never have voted leave. I think a leave voter is the true Simon behind the facade. It just doesn't work well with the type of audience he's stumbled upon. I bet he doesn't even read Harry's book.

 

[mchops]

Doesn't it depend on if they are a registered charity? If you all do a fund me for mchops (please do want a kebab) but decide mçhops is a crack head kebab fiend they can't be trusted. The fund gets it. I might be wrong.
Send kebabs tho.