Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[MickeyMouseClubhouse]

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He moans about being "slagged off in a public space" and claims to have "stumbled upon" the criticism. But let’s unpack why this statement, much like his inflated public contracts, doesn’t hold up under scrutiny.

The critique posted by Jon Morter’s ex-wife was reposted by United in Kind, the very platform Kirsty's "crack team" of social media experts - including her favourite Simon, helped establish. Conveniently, Simon omits that United in Kind is now likely under the control of Jon, his former collaborator. Given their intertwined professional and personal histories, it’s disingenuous to suggest he "stumbled upon" this. Simon’s framing of this as a random encounter feels like a deliberate attempt to downplay his awareness of the controversy. His cryptic “I am the victim” post is designed to mislead his supporters, who likely remain unaware of these details.

And what is she criticizing? Simon’s receipt of nearly half a million pounds in public funds to manage social media for Essex County Council during the pandemic. This is alongside allegations of improper contracting practices, unchecked nepotism, and a disregard for fair pay and accountability. Instead of addressing these serious points, Simon’s response is classic deflection. Rather than engaging with the issues of inflated payments, stolen ideas, or mismanagement, he wants you to focus on his feelings—how "hurt" he is by people’s ingratitude.

This is classic victim framing: avoid accountability by making it about betrayal and your wounded pwide.

That's far from a slagging off, looks on the face of it to be a well researched and factually backed up statement on the situation as a whole!

 

[Fred Santos]

Not in any way dubious is Simon's ex girlfriends new "award winning" status.

Featured in this week's Private Eye and their annual and inversly prestigious "Rotten Boroughs" Awards for 2024.

Awarded under the "High Life" section.

I hope she adds it to her CV

 

[Pkershaw]

Where the fuck do we even begin with this? Wow.

I almost feel like we need a professional psychologist to break this one down for us. I mean, not only are you one of the biggest dickheads I’ve ever encountered on social media, Simon, not only have you used it as a tool to basically defraud the public for 4 years, but, you are also unquestionably the least self-aware person I’ve ever seen. Like, you’ve actually demonstrated just how self-unaware you are in the fucking post where you’re sanctimoniously lecturing us all about being more self aware. Mind blowing stuff

 

[mchops]

He has never been able to handle criticism, he's ego is extremely fragile for someone so untalented.

 

[Pkershaw]

The irony of all this schtick is that he consistently mocks a minority of people who view everything through the lens of Brexit, when in reality, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES!!!!!!

This is a bloke who can’t walk past a packet of Brussels sprouts in the supermarket if they say “British made”, without going, “ARGGGHH BWEXITTT!!!! I’D BETTER TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT AND DO AN UNHINGED FACEBOOK POST. THAT’LL SHOW KEITH AND BAWWY!!!”

He’s fucking obsessed with it. No different to the people he’s mocking, he’s just on the opposite side of the see-saw (or pretends to be).

 

[Pkershaw]

This is precisely the sort of thing that has prompted years of sneering from Fat Boy Harris. Very often aimed at the working class and women in particular. The irony seems to be lost on the halfwits commenting underneath with “u ok hun”, and “sneks everywhere”, that Fat Boys original rant isn’t a parody.

But just like everything else when it comes to this bitter, malicious, vindictive hypocrite; it’s totally fine for him to do it, but not anybody else.

In another post, he’s having a self-righteous whinge at people targeting political figures and identifying individuals on social media. It can lead to real world consequences and he wants accountability “should the worst happen”, he pontificates.

Ah yes, of course. Because you’ve never targeted any political figures on social media ever, Simon. You were always so fair and balanced when you were attacking Lee Anderson and Farage with fundraisers, and writing shit satirical articles targeting Boris or Rees-Mogg. You would never have spent months on end mercilessly bullying and instigating pile-ons against commentators like Adam Brooks and Sophie Corcoran on a literal daily basis. No way!

“Context is so important!” he proclaims in the comment section. What he means by that is, “I’m allowed to do it and I’ll turn a blind eye to anyone else doing it as long as the target is someone I don’t like”.

God he’s such a disgusting human.

 

[nothanksbabes]

LIAR. It couldn’t be more obvious that it was him posting those tweets. He couldn’t resist the urge to poke his head above the X parapet, only to find out just how much he is loathed over there. Now he’s trying to save face and is back tracking with all the grace of a loaded dump truck. Twat

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This is like the time Jack Monroe posted that she was chuffed the press didn't recognise her and called her "Guest".

 

[Aliceboo]

He's shared, well he's rewritten, something on Testicular torsion because it's verry important and he will be telling his son.

I've known 2 people with Testicular torsion, one was a teenager and screamed all the way to the hospital. The other was about 30 and screamed, cried, and attempted to self medicated for a few hours until there was no other option.

Then you have ovarian torsion. I only have children because it was my right ovary. At 14 years old it was not even considered as a diagnosis. Ectopic pregnancy was, despite me being a virgin, I'm a girl so can't be trusted so they gave me a pregnancy test which was negative.

Appendicitis was the diagnosis. So I'm under a general anaesthetic with a general surgeon. He sees my appendix is fine but takes it out anyway but can see things are not OK. Goes digging, finds what is wrong and calls in the gynae surgeon to fix things which they did.

Ovarian torsion wasn't mentioned afterwards. It was something about that my ovary had ruptured and they had to sew it up and I'd need help getting pregnant. First heard the term 'ovarian torsion' in my early twenties from a GP reading my medical notes. So neither myself nor my parents were informed what exactly had happened.

Of course a boy with a twisted bollock that leaves them screaming needs to be publicised and not the female equivalent which in my case wouldn't have been found until my ovary was dead if it had been my other ovary.

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

Has Kirsty got her zeroes and comma wrong, or is she actually saying that This is Essex etc actually reached 235,000,000 people? A bold claim to make when there are only 70,000,000 people in the UK.

Page impressions and views =/= people.

 

[Pkershaw]

Your Post has more likes and comments!

Hahaha. Unlucky Simon. Consider yourself well and truly….

WATIOED!!!!!!!

 

[Aliceboo]

Seriously? You are all just sitting there making shit up about him now. Unbelievable. Why are you saying he hates world book day when he's admin of a group about it?

Next you are going to say he is a shameless wanker who just posts whatever he thinks will get him the most engagement so he can spam his stupid octopus link. Even using his children to do so.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

One minute you're on Jeremy Vine, feted as a 'social media disruptor' and trousering £500k of public money, the next you're posting essays about your innocence and begging for Octopus referrals. Life comes at you fast eh Si?

 

[nothanksbabes]

If they’re saying ten referrals in a year gets you a flag on their system, he can’t have had many to still be going undetected

I'd pay double for my gas and electric to deprive that cunt of a tenner.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I nearly vomited the other day when he posted his little lecture, advising everyone not to share videos of Liverpool as it’s a live investigation and you might upset the families.

Shut the fuck up, you self-important, pompous twat. Nobody stopped themselves from posting something after reading your shite, Simon. You knew they wouldn’t. You just saw an opportunity to virtue signal, show us all how clever and morally superior you are, and to drive up traffic on your stupid Facebook group. Arsehole

He really should keep his gob shut over anything to do with Liverpool or LFC after this revolting tweet.

 

[Pkershaw]

The cloud of Lynx Africa is my favourite. And oh look he's composed another fake social media post to laugh at the ill educated. Cunt.

Nobody actually types like that.


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We really don’t need forensic linguistic analysts to determine that it’s so obviously him writing these. He’s mocking exaggerated stereotypes that he invented in his own head. It’s fucking insane. He’s ill.

I thought about this today when I was scrolling facebook as I’m in a group that has an autistic guy in it. He’s always writing big posts that must take him ages. As a result of his condition, his spelling and grammar are all over the place. Sometimes it’s difficult to work out what he means, but he’s brilliant, I love reading his stuff as he’s so passionate about the subject. At the end of a post, he often excuses his writing and explains it’s because he’s autistic. It’s a shame he has to do that, but if he doesn’t, there’s invariably a few morons in the comment section taking the piss out of him for it.

Could it be that Mr. Holier-Than-Thou “do an autism for the lady, Luke”, is actually a disablist arsehole who enjoys mocking the symptoms of neurological conditions? Heaven forfend! But who cares when it’s wight-wing Barry bigots that you’re targeting, eh Simon.

 

[lilykestrel]

"Simply ... having ... a dubious Christmas time"

 

[Fred Santos]

Not entirely unreasonably, he is smarting as he had been labouring under the mis apprehension that he and his ex (O'Scamaghan) had both lost their future prospects (and each other!) as a result of everything that they authored and he wasn't therefore totally alone in his travails. He has now learned that she has reemerged in another part of the NHS with a monthly pay cheque whilst he is left jobless in a pub, in Southend, being called a knobhead.

 

[Pkershaw]

You can just imagine the conversation in front of the trembling bottom lips.

“No! There are some childwen that can’t afford to join in, so why do you think you should get to? If anywone asks why you’we in your school uniform, you tell them that your daddy is enlightened and socially aware, and he taught you that it’s not fair to spend money on fun things when there are food banks in the world. In fact, don’t wait for them to ask. Go up to people and tell them.

You’re not going to wemember all that are you? Wwite it down. In fact, I’ll wwite it on this sign and you can hang it wound your neck. And take these cards. These have my octopus weferwal link. Make sure evewyone gets one.”

Sanctimonious tosser.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I mean I got bored reading that. Simon, the detailed documentation he means are payslips for the peo0e you paid , or invoices, delegated authority sign offs for the payments deatiling why they're being made in this manner, etc. Not your contract or your SLA. Dickhead.

then there was a million boring paragraphs I didn’t read because you don’t know what the fuck you’re on about.

Then there was a sadfish using your son as a human shield (people just target that one kid? I thought he had a few?) pathetic.

 

[Pkershaw]

Define disadvantaged kids, Si. I'd say your kids are pretty disadvantaged by having a moron for a father who breaks virtually every safeguarding rule in the book by regularly plastering their faces and private information all over the internet for likes. Are you lining them up for free advent calendars, Simon?